And another thing, I know I've done it in the past, but I can't seem to get Yoda to say stuff round the wrong way, so from now on, he's going to speak normally and you will just have to imagine!
Back at Anakin and Padme's, Mace, Obi-Wan, Padme, and Yoda were playing Forceopoly as Jar Jar entered angrily.
"Anakin Lucas Skywalker are youssa home yet!" he bellowed.
"Umm, I think he's still out. What's wrong?" Padme asked as she moved her little silver Naboo Palace three spaces.
"Well, I'll tell you Padme Amidala Naberrie Skywalker, messa had plans with Anakin tonight and he left me this note." Jar Jar snapped, handing a note to Padme.
"JJ, can't make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." Padme read the note out loud then laughed "Big Daddy?"
"Oh that's a nickname we were trying out." Jar Jar blushed slightly.
"Hey, y'know what nickname never caught on? The Yoda-Tron!" Yoda said, but Mace shook his head in disgust and moved his hairdryer two spaces. (why Mace has a hairdryer is anybody's guess!)
"Hey!" Anakin said, coming through the door.
"Oh! Here's Anakin Lucas!" Jar Jar said, storming over to him.
"Oh-Wha-Ho! What are you middle naming me for! I left you a note!" Anakin protested.
"So what! That doesn't give youssa the right to ditch me!"
"Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for love!"
"Jar Jar he's right, that is the rule." Mace added.
"Messa don't accept this rule. When messa make plans, messa expecten yous to show up. Okay, messa can't just be a way to kill time 'til youssa meet someone better! Y'know boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this..." Motions to their frindship "is for life!"
"I agree." Padme chirped in.
"Why are you mad?" Anakin turned to her.
"Well I wasn't until a moment ago when you mentioned 'love' with another woman."
"So?"
"Does our marriage mean nothing to you?...Don't answer!" she snapped when Anakin was about to open his mouth.
"Wow! I'm so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you both this much." Anakin appologised.
"Well, it does." Jar Jar snapped.
"Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? I'm sorry." He hugged Jar Jar "How about uh, dinner tomorrow night! I'll pay for myself?"
"Okay, you wore messa down." Jar Jar agreed.
"And as for you, my darling wife..." he turned to Padme but she had turned her back to him. He decided it was best to leave it for a while.
"Hey Ani, while you're over there how about another beer for the Yoda-Tron?" Yoda asked.
"The Yoda-Tron? Is that back!" Anakin asked, looking horrified, and turning to Obi-Wan who shook his head.