Intro: This story was created by means of instant messaging and was created by the collaboration of two authoresses who would like you to take note that as a result of their sheer madness and disregard for the word 'sanity', the characters sort of talk in old English. Please R&R so that we can improve on our work. Thanks for your help. (By TheMadQueen and Icezblade)
Disclaimer: The characters (victims of our rather absurd whims) have been borrowed, (and were not violently snatched from their beds at nightfall) but hopefully shall be returned safely and in one piece. (With nothing but having schizophrenic tendencies to show for their evident torture cough;hack;coughI mean little escapade from the rush of life.)grins happily
Title: Chapter One
A bright day had dawned but the instead of remaining in bed, contemplating the oddities of certain authoresses, little Wendy had chosen to spring from bed and immediately sought to undertake the duties that morning brought, like waking up, opening tired eyes, tiring body muscles in the tiresome practice of getting out of bed and did I fail to mention, waking up?
"Why tis' a fine morn to be up and about, yet… hark! I feel a strange presence darkening my doorstep!"
(Which is quite, quite wrong as she was standing at a window)
When, in a sudden moment of sheer horror Wendy dear found herself confronted with a figure in tattered leaves nearly nude! It was a blonde boy with a gorgeous face and sparkling green eyes.
"Eeeek! Who is it that dares to trespass, half dressed as he is?" shrieked Wendy, for her eyes had never quite beheld such a peculiar sight.
"My leaves! What doth a fair maiden doeth' here! What breath taking beauty of a genuine style," The boy recited in turn in a ever-so CHARMING voice.
Climbing into her room awkwardly, (for it is hardly easy for one to do so whilst one is bird-perching in a tree) Kneeling upon one knee, he took Wendy's hand in his own (rather grubby one too) and kissed it lightly. Of course this quite swept Wendy off her feet for she had never been regarded an exceptional beauty. But deciding to play hard-to-get she said:
"Why such charm! Yet pray tell, how does one such as thyself come to arrive in the land of my father? (A.K.A. Wendy's humongous backyard for she seems to fare very well financially)"
"Thy beauty shalt possess all of men," Remarks he then stands up and bows, "Allow me to introduce myself . I am called Prince Pan and thy art?" he said graciously. "For I am but a mere Prince who escaped from his own kingdom to seek adventure. I am not a stranger. (Well now that he's introduced himself he's most likely NOT a stranger. Thank you Captain Obvious)I do noth trespass on thy father's land. I am merely visiting and paying my wholesome respects"
"You art royalty? Yet I, the Lady Wendy am loth to believe thou for surely a Prince would have some semblance of decency?" She exclaimed (still playing hard to get).