Chapter 1 Pegasus Bells, Wyvern Bells
Ah, it was 12 days until Christmas and the spirit of giving has obviously struck our happy little duet of Heath the Wyvern Rider and Florina the Pegasus Knight. The defenses of Bern consisted of a lot of Wyvern riders, so Kate thought It'd be a grand idea to chuck in all the flying people since everyone ELSE couldn't get over the mountains. Florina and Heath had become inseparable since they were all cooped up in a house for about. 5 days. Bored but happy, the two of them came up with a darling little song to sing while flying about.
"Hey Florina, look!" Heath pointed from the back of his wyvern and down to the stupid magician trying to take out Lord Penthouse. "I say we take him out and then all the other little swordsmen that really aren't there but are now."
"Sounds good to me, Heath! Of course, I think singing would make it much more fun." She'd wink over at her partner. Heath knew exactly what they were thinking and the wyveryn rider and the Pegasus knight launched into the air, singing a happy. but oddly morbid. little song..
Florina and Heath began to sing "Dashing through the air On a Pegasus ride Over the mountains we go Laughing all the time Bells on wyverns ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to laugh and sing-"
Florina and Heath both closed in on the magician, then shouted "THEN SPEAR YOU IN THE SIDE!!!"
The Magician screamed AAAAH MY SPLEEN!!!! Florina and Heath:
"Pegasus bells, Wyvern bells, Riding all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride And all the while slay, HEY!"
" AHHHHHHHHH CRAP!!!!" from a random swordsman.
Erk looked up at the mountain from where the scream came from, then over at Lucius. "Did you hear that?"
"Did I hear what?" Lucius was too busy oogling at Rath as he took out an axeman to pay attention so Erk looked over at Serra.
"It sounded like. well like someone was getting mauled to the tune of Jingle bells." She scratched her head. "Listen, they're singing another verse!"
Heath sang, "A day or two a go I thought I'd take a fly And soon Miss Florina Was seated by my side"
Florina sang, "The wyvern 'twas lean and lank Misfortune seemed our lot We got into the battle field"
Florina and Heath sang together, "AND SLAUGHTED THE WHOLE LOT!!!"
"OH DEAR GOD!!!!!" The archers cried and ran for cover.
Florina and Heath sang, "Pegasus Bells, Wyvern bells Riding all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride And all the while slay, HEY!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" a random monk burst into tears as the two crazy ones ran him through.
"This is starting to get way out of hand." Kent mumbled, pulling on the reigns of his overexcited horse. "I'm going to go tell them to stop."
"But they're defeating the enemy, managing to stay alive, and actually DOING a good job of it!" Lyn tried to protest.
"Yeah, but they're stealing all the experience points!" Raven shouted.
"Good point. Let's get 'em!!!" Lyn thrust up her sword and leaped on the back of Kent's horse.
Florina sang "A day or two ago A story I must tell I fly out on my pegasi And off his back I fell A wyvern was flying by With a rider in the fray He helped me up On my pegasi"
Florina and Heath shouted together "THEN BOTH BEGAN TO SLAY!!!"
" RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A shaman called, but of course, it was too late.
Florina and Heath sang "Pegasus bells, Wyvern bells, Riding all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride And all the while SLAY!"
"OH MY LIVER!!! YOU-" A Bern soldier shouted before he died.
Finally Eliwood's team defeated all over Bern's forces. Of course, no one had done anything at all except for Heath and Florina, but the only ones that actually seemed upset were Kent, Raven, and Lyn, who obviously wanted experience. Well, Raven's always mad, but that's not the point. As Matthew and Legault wondered around to pick up leftover weapons and vulneraries from the other side, Heath and Florina sang one last verse.
Florina and Heath sang, "Now the ground is red Slaughtered all the wrong Take the field ahead And sing this little song Just get a Pegasus, Or a wyvern too, But watch your back cuz we'll be back And might come after YOU! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Eliwood and everyone else screamed and ran off.
"Pegasus bells, Wyvern bells, Riding all the way! Oh what fun, it was to ride And allllllll theeeee whiiiiiiileeeeeeee SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"
"Er." Guy blinked for a minute, then scratched his ear. "I think they had a little too much fun with this."
"Well its over now and we won." Matthew slapped guy on the back.
"Everyone back to the tavern!" Sain shouted out. "Except for all you underage people."
"We hate you, Sain."
"No, only you hate me, Erk."
"No. Lucius hates you too."
"What?"
"See?"
Chapter 2 Silver Bows
Ah, Christmas time has definently set in. Everyone was preparing for a battle, but they were all... well they were cheerful. Either because Christmas was coming up and that meant no battles for a week, or everyone was still a little bit hyper from the overload of Eggnog at Bartre's Christmas Bash. Louise, the now-leader of the sniper unit, sat on an old stump twirling the end of her long blonde hair with her finger.
"Hey, Louise?" Rebecca, the youngest archer, spoke up. "You know, I think today is the only day all four of us get to go into battle together!"
"I think you're right!" Wil giggled, then burst out laughing. "That's definently a first!" Rebecca starred at him for a minute and then shook her head.
"...You're creepy."
"....I'm hot."
"Yes you are my little Rathy wathy!" Louise hopped off the stump and pinched Rath's cheeks. Rath just gave her a vacant look.
"No, seriously. It's hot."
"Oh... maybe its because of all the sugar and overload of eggnog." Louise let go of Rath and turned toward the battle horizon. "Well it's Christmas and I think we should fill the field with archer holiday cheer!"
"Won't we be copying off of Heath and Florina?"
"No. We're archers, we can shoot them down if we want to."
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD POINT!"
"...You're creepy."
"Well then!" Louise clapped her hands together, then tossed Wil, Rebecca, and Rath each a Silver bow. "Just follow my lead!"
Louise and Rebecca sang "Lycian battlefields, Busy battlefields, Dressed in holiday style, In the air there's a feeling, of Chaoooos!"
Wil and Rath joined in "Archers laughing, Nomads zapping, hitting vile after vile and on every battlefield you'll heeeear..."
"What's that racket!?" Raven growled, looking around the field. The axeman before him suddenly gave out a shriek, then fell backwards into the snow with an arrow stuck in his head. "HEY! THAT WAS MY KILL!"
"Lord Eliwood! I think the archers' have gone crazy!" Kent called out to the redhaired leader.
"Well...um... at least they're leveling up right?" Eliwood rubbed the back of his head. Kent gave him a look but Eliwood continued. "Hey, I know from experience. Do NOT mess with an archer... unless you're in front of it... well, ok, if it's Rebecca she'll hit you but-" he was cut short by the archers starting to scream at the top of their lungs (and by a snow ball via Nils)
"SILVER BOWS."
"OW!!!" a magician turned around and ripped an arrow out of his butt. "ALRIGHT WHO SHOT ME IN THE ASS?!"
The archers ignored him and sang on. "SILVER BOWS!"
" OW!!!" This time it was a Mercenary. "DAMMIT WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THAT..."
The Archers continued on. "It's Chaos tiiiime on the battlefield Zing-a-ling"
" CUT IT OUT!" A wyvern rider griped.
Archers singing "Hear them sing!"
"I BROKE A NAIL!" A monk cried in pain.
The archers began to sway back and forth as they finished the verse. "We'll cause Chaos all daaaaay!" they all shot a general, but he just laughed as the arrows bounced off of him.
Louise and Rebecca began to sing again as they shot other enemies, "String your bows right, cause the arrow's flight, Make 'em bleed red or greeeen As the enemy rushes home without their treasures"
"OW!" the monk from earlier snapped again, "I ALREADY SING SOPRANO!!!!"
Wil and Rath chimed, "Hear the bones crunch See the monks bunch This is our big scene And above all this hustle you'll hear..."
"Hey Lucius, is that song bothering you?" Priscilla looked over at Lucius, who was busy hiding behind a fort.
"Hm? No... I'm trying to hide from THAT!"
"Hide from what?" BAM! "OW!!!
Nils: YAY I got another one!
"SILVER BOWS!"
" DAMMIT STOP IT!" The magician was starting to get annoyed.
"SILVER BOWS!"
" I WANNA GO HOME!" The monk cried for the third time, then finally fell over from loss of blood via a hang nail.
"It's Chaos tiiiime on the battlefield!"
"That's it, I'm calling my lawyer." The mercenary yanked out his cell phone and speed dialed someone.
The archers began to sway again, "Zina-a-ling"
"AHAHAHAHA YOU STILL MISSED ME!" The General snorted.
"HEAR THEM RING!"
"AHAHAHA YOU STILL MISSED!"
"SOON IT WILL BE CHAOS DAY" The archers stopped midsong, pouted, then shouted, "TAKE YOUR HIT YOU IDIOT!"
"AHAHAHAHA YOU MISSED AGAI-" The general shouted, but was cut shorted as he keeled over and died, a snowball buried in his back with Nils standing there, grinning.
"YAY I GOT HIM!"