CHapter 3

Anna found a wrench on the ground. She knew what she had to do. She went over to where the railings were connected. She raised the wrench.

"What are you doing?" Haldir asked, and Anna whirled around.

THACK!

Haldir stumbled back, clutching his head.

"Ow! I'm going to tell. . . uh. . . someone. Who was I going to tell, anyway? Who are you? Who am I, for that matter?" Haldir rambled.

"Your name is Haldir. You work for the Lady Galadriel, and you're working on a roller coaster to take a bunch of people to Middle-Earth. Oh, and you'll madly in love with me," Anna added on a bit of untruth to the end, hoping he'd fall for it.

"Oh. Well then, can I call you Mary-Sue?"

"Sure!" she responded. Elrohir and Elladan came up beside them.

"Mary-Sue? That fits!" They were joined by Elrond, Celeborn, Legolas, Thranduil, Aragorn, Eomer, Faramir, and Boromir.

She wacked each one in the head, and told them the same thing. They all fell madly head-over-heels in love with her, trapped under her power.

Each person made vows of love for her.

Galadriel, Arwen, Eowyn, Celebrian and a strange woman congregrated in the girls restroom.

"She stole them all!" Eowyn protested. "What can we do?" Galadriel quieted her with a single glance.

"I know exactly what to do," she replied calmly. "Agent Talisa? The stranger stepped forward.

"Simple. I will kill her, and everything will be normal again. Now, how do you proposed I do this?" Talisa asked around.

"Knife through the heart."

"Hanged."

"Drowned."

"All at the same time."

"Hmmm," Talisa thought. "Okay get her over to the Iron Dragon roller coaster in an hour. Alone."

And that's how it happened. Anna, a Mary-Sue, was hung, drowned, and stabbed through the heart with a knife at the same exact time.

That was the end of her days as a Mary-Sue. Talisa left to deal with others of her kind, while Arwen and Aragorn celebrated in their own way, back in Gondor. Eowyn and Faramir did the same at the Golden Halls, while Celebrian returned West with her mother. Elrond and Celeborn were once again sad. Boromir and Haldir died painful and gruesome deaths once again, and the twins rode out to avenge everyone that had been victimized by the Sue.

As for Kenny, he returned with Talisa, to help fight against all the other Sues. Word has it he works with harry Potter fans. . .

The end.