Commercial Break
A sleazy man in a polka-dot suit comes on the screen.
"We'll be right back with 'Oogie's New Henchmen' after these messages: Are you bored? Are you really bored? Are you so bored you're bleeding out your ears? Well, then do we have good news for y-"
The sleazy man is caned off screen and replaced with a newscaster who is, by far, much more official-looking. He clears his throat.
"The author of the fanfiction has just remembered that she hates commercial breaks and, therefore, has decided to take them out of her story. This message was brought to you by W00t cupcakes!" (You notice that the newscaster is beginning to lose his formal attitude.) "Have you ever wanted to say 'w00t' while eating a cupcake? Well, now you ca-aaagh! Ow! That hurts!"
This man is also dragged off screen, though much more violently than the first. After a brief moment, the newscaster's passed out face (complete with black eye) appears on the screen (obviously, the unconscious man is being held up by someone behind him). You listen to the voice that is making a pathetic attempt at sounding like the newscaster.
"Uh, yeah, now back to your regularly scheduled program!"
With that, the newscaster falls limp on the floor.