Title: Me and Mah Piggeh!
Category: Humor/Parody/Poetry
Warnings: GIR's POV
Pairings: GIR and his Piggeh!
Summary: GIR writes a poem about everything he can do with his Peeg.
Me and Mah Piggeh
I love mah Piggeh, oh yes I do!
I can run and play and bake with you!
And fill the soap full of bacon and ear wax,
And go see what's for sale at Car Max
And see what Master's doing right before we mess it up.
I love mah Piggeh, oh yes I do!
I can run and play and bake with you!
And play with flaming tires
And watch Scary Monkey fires
And look at the pretty bright light in the skyee!
I love mah Piggeh, oh yes I do!
I can run and play and bake with you!
And fly a kite
And play the game of might
And stare at the soap until it a-spodes!
I love mah Piggeh, oh yes I do!
I can run and play and bake with you!
And create a bread monster
And have some...funster..?
And learn how to make paper airplanes that destroy everything but tuna and taacoooss!
I love mah Piggeh, oh yes I do!
I can run and play and bake with you!
And have sleepovers
And eat apple turnovers
And ride the tilt-o-hurl till we barf our turnovers up!
I love mah Piggeh, oh yes I do!
I can run and play and bake with you!
What did you think? My first ZIM poem...I like it.