Chapter Two
First, Sakura, and Naruto dragged Sasuke to Sakura's house. They went to her bedroom. Sasuke looked around. Sakura screamed in joy. "I cant belive that Sasuke is in MY ROOM!"
Naruto and Sasuke sat down on Sakura's bed, and Sakura sat on a chair. "So...what should we do with him?" Naruto asked.
Sakura scratched her head. "The question is, how long will he be in this state?" she asked.
Naruto shrugged. "Well...it would be pretty bad if Sasuke came out of this cookie state while he was wearing girls' clothes..." Naruto said.
Sakura glared at Naruto. "Naruto! We dont want him to be embarressed that bad! First of all, he would know it was us when he comes out of the state. And second, NO WAY! He will get so pissed off..." she said defending Sasuke.
Naruto stared at Sasuke. He was eating another cookie. "What do you want to do?" Naruto asked.
Sauske shrugged. "Um...I like cookies...do you want a cookie?" he asked. Naruto sighed. "Well...um..." Naruto thought.
After a while Naruto grinned evily. "I know! Sasuke can sing in the talent show! With his voice like that, in a 13 year old grumpy Sasuke body...that would be so cool!" Naruto said.
Sakura thought about it. "Well..okay..theres nothing else to do. I bet he would win! Its 1000 dollars cash! We could give some to him so he wont be angry at us!" Sakura said.
Naruto nodded. "I can buy so much ramen..." he drooled. Sakura rolled her eyes. She smiled at Sasuke.
"Do you want to sing Sasuke?" she asked. "Like he has a choice..." Naruto muttered.
Sasuke took a bit out of his cookie. "Do I get cookies?" he asked. Sakura nodded. He smiled the most cutest smile ever.
Sakura thought he was hott already, but seeing him smile on a face like that, she fainted.
Once she was awake she screamed again. Naruto had to cover his ears. "Shut up Sakura!" he said.
Sakura blushed and stared at the cookie eating Sasuke. "His smile is so cute! He was a human ice cube, but now that he smiled...OMG IM THE FIRST GIRL TO SEE HIM SMILE! HELL YEAH!" she danced around in joy.
Naruto backed away slowly. "Um...lets go sign Sasuke up." he said scared.
They arrived at a building. Iruka was sitting at a desk, with a lot of girls and some boys around him.
When Naruto,Sakura, and Sasuke arrived, all was silent. Sakura waved nervously. "Hi..?" she said.
Iruka smiled. "Hello Naruto. Are you guys going to sign up?" he asked. Naruto grinned evily. "Not me and Sakura. SASUKE!" he said.
Everyone blinked. Ino just stared at them. Then all of a sudden, she charged to Sasuke and gave him a big hug.
"Your so cool Sasuke! I know you will win!" she said. Sasuke tried to wiggle himself free, but when he has the mind of the 6 year old he cant do anything.
Sasuke reached out to Sakura's hand and grabbed it. Ino stopped. Sasuke hugged Sakura. Ino's eyes widened. Its not every day you see the great Uchiha Sasuke hugging a girl.
Skaura blushed. Even though the real Sasuke wouldnt NEVER do that, she still enjoyed it. Ino had steam come out of her ears. She turned around and walked away.
Everyone moved out of their way for Ino. Sasuke hand in hand with Sakura walked up to Iruka.
Sasuke loked at everyone. He didnt understand why they were staring at him. I always hold mommy's hand..whats wrong with Sakura?
Sakura signed Sasuke up and they left quickly. Out side they bumped into Neji and Gaara.
Sasuke and Sakura were still hand in hand. Neji and Gaara looked at each other. "Um...why are you holding Sakura's hand?" Gaara asked.
Sasuke smiled. "She saved me from the ugly girl. Do you want a cookie?" Sasuke asked, and took out a cookie.
Neji and Gaara looked at each other then at Sakura and Naruto. "What the hell is wrong with Uchiha's voice?" Neji asked.
Sakura and Naruto looked at each other. Naruto grinned sheepishly. "Uh...guys around this age have higher voices...I can hear it with you too Neji! Bye!" and with that, team 7 ran off.
Gaara laughed at Neji. Neji held his throat. "My voice is not high pitched!" he yelled. Gaara fell to the ground laughing. All of a sudden he squeaked.
They both stopped. Neji smirked at Gaara. Gaara shook his head slowly.
Neji nodded. "GAARA LAUGHS LIKE A GIRL!" he yelled. Gaara ran after Neji. Anyways, back to team 7.
They ran to the ramen bar and they decided to have some lunch. Naruto slurped down him 6th bowl. "Um..why did we lie to them? Werent we supposed to make fun of Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
Sakura shrugged and looked at Sasuke. He was eating ramen instead of cookies for once. "I guess we are used to not annoying Sauske in that way. We know he would kill us." she said.
Naruto started eating his 7th bowl. "Well, I dont know about you, but I feel like revenge time." he said.
Sakura sighed. "I dont know...I dont want to annoy him. Cant we just like baby sit him until this is over?" she asked.
Naruto shook his head. "No way! He has to do the talent show tonight! I just hope he can last until 6:00pm..." Naruto said.
Just then Kakashi came through the doors of the ramen bar. He saw his comrads sitting and eating. Including Sasuke.
"Hello there. Are you guys having fun?" Kakashi asked. Sasuke nodded and smiled. Kakashi was suprised. Why is Sasuke smiling?...This only means one thing...
"Uh...has Sasuke eaten any cookies lately?" Kakashi asked. Naruto looked at Sakura and they both nodded slowly.
Kakashi slapped his fore head. "Not again! Darn.." he said. Sakura was confused. "Whats wrong Kakashi sensei?" she asked.
Kakashi sat down beside Sasuke. "This is what I call his cookie state. It only happend at 1:00 if he finds a cookie. It will last until 9:00. Last time it happened which was the first, was when he was 6 and Itachi his brother killed the Uchiha clan. He somehow drove his brother insane to jump out of the window and kill himslef...I saw him eating a cookie and asked him what was going on. And as you know he asks fi you want a cookie. I was stuck with him until 9:00 and then he just started bursting into tears about his parents."
Kakashi said. Sakura nodded. Kakashi continued. "Well...the next time it happened was at the age of 9. I saw him training at the park, and he found a cookie. He bit it and again I was stuck with him until 9:00. I guess he found another one today. YOU guys have to be stuck with him until 9:00...How are you not insane. I was dying with him. I call it the insane cookie attack no jutsu." he said.
Sakura and Naruto blinked a couple of times. "Insane cookie attack no jutsu? Okay..." Naruto said.
Sakura bit her lip. "Um..Kakashi sensei...we signed him up for the talent show...hes going to um...sing..." Sakura said.
Kakashi stood up and sighed. "Oh dear...when that cookie state is over, he will remember everything...you guys are so dead. Thats why I treated him with respect when he was like this..." Kakashi said.
Naruto and Sakura's eye twitched. "Man we are so dead..." Naruto muttered. Sakrua looked at Sasuke. He was eating his cookie again.
"We could say hes sick..." Sakura suggested. Naruto shook his head. "Iruka sensei will know we are lying...besides...everyone wants to see Sasuke sing now..."
Kakashi had left not wanting to get involved. Sakura sighed. "We are doomed..." she said. Naruto nodded.
a/n: hope you liked that chapter...people told me to conitnue! so ya there it is.