Dear Santa
You watch everyone, all the time, right? Well if that's the case you must have realised what I want for Christmas. It's what I've been wanting ever since I got to this damn place. It must be kind of obvious, but hey you're a busy guy so I'll tell you.
This really is my greatest wish. More than anything else I could ask for (I can get most of the other stuff from supply anyway) and trust me I want it real bad. Think of all my great plans. Well okay they weren't that great, because otherwise I wouldn't be asking. Anyway could you please, pretty please, all I want for Christmas; is a section eight.
Thanks Buddy, I've always believed in you.
Maxwell Q Klinger