Disclaimer: feh, go and read the rest of the disclaimers, I don't feel like retyping what I have already said….

Rated: T

DRABBLE NUMBER FOUR yes this is it! Havoc and Fury goodness!

God it had been a long day, I mean really, longer than usual. Hawkeye and her damned paperwork, I can hear her now, "Roy Mustang! If you do not get this paperwork finished by lunch I will personally give you a new hole in your head!"

I just laughed at her, but did the paperwork anyway, its not a good idea to ignore a gun-toting paperwork extremist. Right now I'm just getting back from a deliciously good lunch with Edward that was in his room. (Haw haw, yeah, that was a sexual innuendo if you didn't catch that…) But now it was time to get back to that ever growing pile of work that seemed to mysteriously appear on my desk whenever I stepped out of the room, note to self: set up mouse traps….

As I neared my office I heard muffled voices coming out of it. So instead of walking in and ruining a perfectly good chance to eavesdrop, I stopped outside of it and pressed my eye to the keyhole, which surprisingly had a pretty good view. But what I saw dumbfounded me, Havoc had his back to me, but I could see another pair of feet in front of him, so he couldn't be alone. I strained my ears to hear wht they were saying.

"B-but Jean…" the others voice sounded unsure and I immediately identified that person as Fury, but what were they doing in there together?

"But what, Cain?" Jean sounded stressed, "Do you love me or not?"

"Well, yes…"

"Then that's good enough for me, or anyone else." I saw Jean step forward and saw Fury's hands slip around his middle to give him a tight embrace. Moments later I could hear something that sounded suspiciously like a kiss, or more. I could see Fury's hands slip under Havoc's shirt and decided it had gone far enough. I'm all for guys kissing guys and all, but this would lead to other things, other things that I didn't want done in my office by two people who weren't me or Ed.

"Okay, enough happy fun time, boys! No sex in my office, take it to your god damn dorm, Jean!" I burst into the room, to the dismay of the two men.

"R-roy!" Havoc scrambled away from Fury, who was hurriedly buttoning up his shirt.

"What's all the hubbub about?" asked Breda as he walked in, then froze as he saw Fury's and Havoc's bright red faces, "You don't mean, that you two are… Cain, you WHORE!"

"Sorry Heymans… I told you it was over about three weeks ago…" Cain looked away from him, "I'm with Jean now…"

"Hey guys!" Ed walked in and I smiled, subconsciously, and everyone looked at him, "What? Did I miss soemthing?"

FIN!

Well yay! Another drabble done! And to Booma-Chan : I'm glad I made ya laugh! And thanx for your reviews!