Disclaimer: full metal alchemist… not mine. Wish it were…. You know the drill

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And now to the drabble! I drink, therefor I am! (don't ask)

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DrAbBlE nUmBa FiVe! (Oh great, now I have that stupid mamba number 5 song stuck in my head)

Running fast has always been in my family, but I have never really appreciated it to its full extent until now. Sure there was that one time when we were late for the train in that one town, but the author can't remember the town's name, so it will remain forever, 'That One Town'. But that is irrelevant right now. I have bigger problems to deal with. Like one for example, how to lose the fullmetal alchemist and hand off the camera to Hughes. For such one of such stature, he is quite fast.

What am I doing with a camera you ask? Well, you see the ancient art of snooping has been passed down the lines of my family for generations, so when the moment arose to use this art I readily leapt to the job! (In English, the boys in the office and Riza were having an ongoing dare, and he decided to take the challenge)

My mission: successfully photograph the happenings of the Full Metal Alchemist and the Colonel without alerting them of my presence.

I had proceeded with such caution, only to be ruined when the branch I had been standing on had snapped, making me fall out of the tree that concealed me. But not all had been in vain, I had the picture, and Edward Elric was still a good ten feet behind me! And Hughes was only a measly fifty feet away, hahahaa!

"Do you see him?" asked Hughes.

"Yeah, he seems to be running, no, make that sprinting…" Havoc pressed the binoculars to his eyes. "And…. Uh oh…"

"What? What is it? Let me see!" Maes snatched them out of Jean's hands. "It seems as though he's been spotted…" he finally stated after a while.

"I can see them without the binoculars now…. Ouch… looks like Fullmetal finally caught him…" Havoc looked away, "Damn, remind me to never get on Ed's bad side…"

I, Alex Louise Armstrong, have lived a full life, rich with adventures and wealth. I have seen some pretty awful and mad people, but never in my life have I ever encountered anyone who could measure up to the wrath of Edward Elric.

FIN!

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