How can some ppl write so much? My last chapi must have been like three pages long but typed out its sooo short! I didn't get to finish writing this on Sunday because I'm really not allowed to be on the comp. My mom said the whole "It's a Sunday!" thing. And Monday I was chillin wit my friends (one of them I never seen since January) and Tuesday I was downloadin.. Well anyways,

Disclaimer: I only own characters that are not from Fruits Basket! So please don't hurt me if you think I do! I'm too young to die!

My Bootleg Life and Astrological Signs

He (Yuki) was student body president or something like that.

"On behalf of the school. Welcome" he said.

I stood up and shook his hand. I introduced my self in English. I felt so stupid. People were still staring! I know that they think I'm the centre of their universe but still. I realised my mistake and quickly apologised. In Japanese this time. I better remember to speak the same language as the person addresses me in. I always answered my dad in English so he would know I understand what he asked. Mei practiced her English with me so I spoke either language.

"From now on, I'm only speaking Japanese at school!" I said loudly saying it half in English and the other half in Japanese. People looked at me weirdly.

"Sorry Yuki-kun!" I said.

Everyone was listening now.

"My Name is Naomi Matsumoto. I just moved here from Canada to live with my father." I explained. "Call me Nomi."

People started to crowd around my me now. I guess they wanted to know the new girl.

"Are you related to the Matsumoto from the company?" one guy asked.

"Yes, he's my father." I said shyly. I would go into details about his job but I had no idea what exactly he did. It was probably boring but I'm guessing that I had to move to Japan because I'm the heiress being the only child and all. Kewl!

"He has a daughter, who's loaded and nobody told me!" A random guy asked. He then went in front of me and got down on one knee. "Will you marry me?" he asked. I could see the money signs in his eyes.

I turned red. Some guy with orange hair smacked him across the head.

"Stop acting like a gold digger, Hiro." Some girl said.

Everyone laughed including me.

I looked at the guy with orange coloured hair. He's eyebrows were orange too.

"Is that your natural hair colour?" I asked. My natural hair colour was medium brown with rusty red and orange streaks. I went to touch his hair but he grabbed my wrist.

"Don't touch the hair" he said like he was serious.

People now were looking at me like I was crazy.

"Somebody's sensitive about their hair…" I smiled.

Then I lunged at him. I wanted to touch his hair for some reason. You can call me crazy, but it's such a nice colour. I forgot about the whole about the whole curse. It's not my fault I forgot… I used to be in an all girl environment…

"Oh no!" I screamed as I hugged him by accident.

I heard someone that almost sounded like Yuki say stupid cat and a girl came and asked if we were alright. I of course was still shocked. I would have got into big trouble if I changed! Last time I changed when other people were present I got the yelling of the lifetime. My eyes were still closed. I then opened them.

"Wha? Why didn't I change?" I asked myself while still stitting on the ground..

"I sense mysterious waves coming from you." A girl who looked kind of gothic stated.

"Waves? I-um it must be my perfume…" I said trying to play it off.

This girl knew too much…. Okay it's not like I'm going to kill her or anything. I'm just merely stating the obvious. I got off of the person someone called "Kyon."

People laughed at us. He looked just as shocked as I am or thought I looked. He snapped out of it.

"You stupid girl! You don't know what you could have caused!" he yelled.

"Chillax! I do know! Thank ness that didn't happen! But wait… Why didn't that happen?" I asked as I dusted off myself.

"Well, my bad Kyon" I said.

"Don't call me that!" He yelled.

What a very angry child…

"Isn't that your name? That person called you that" I said while pointing at the culprit.

"No! It's Kyo!" He yelled while glaring at the culprit.

"What-ever! Get off de ground!" I said while pulling him up. My grandparents on my mother's side of course are West Indian so I sometimes get into the habit talking like them. Oh the memories!

People were starting to laugh again. Oh the joys of being me! People always laughing at my misfortunes. I looked at the clock on the wall. I still had like 10 minutes before class resumed.

"Ok! Kyo let's go!" I said while dragging him outside the classroom. Yup, me out of all people dragging some dude I barely even knew out of a classroom. But I had to ask him something and I could not ask in front of all those people.

"What the hell! Where is she taking me!" Kyo yelled.

Now everyone was laughing at him.

Even though Kyo kept on asking me questions I told him to fermes la bouche aka shut up. Surprisingly he did and went along with me. I knew there was something about him that I just couldn't put my finger on. As we were walking down the hall (Kyo tried to run away, so My arm was latched onto his) three angry looking girls came up to us. They did some kind of chant thingy about love Yuki. But I really had no idea what was going on.

"What the hell? Who are you people be?" I asked they came practically out of nowhere. Of course I had to act hostile.

"We're the PYFC! We're warning you to stay away from him!" One girl said.

"Ya new girl!" another added.

"Who and the what now? You don't mean Kyo do you? Aww I didn't know you had your own little fan club!" I said.

Before Kyo could answer one girl said " Oh you could have him. I'm talking about Sohma Yuki the Prince of Kaiwaia High. They all got starry eyed.

"Oh him! Now I see how he has his own fan club…. Well as you can see I don't wanna start beef with anyone so early in the year… But I am busy with someone who is not Yuki so caiu peoples" I said as I waved goodbye and winked at them so they could get the picture.

"Why did you just suggest to that stupid rat's fanclub that we have something going on!" he yelled.

Oh gosh this boy yells whenever he opens he's mouth.

"You yell too much. One day you will lose your voice and say you got bad luck. Plus we would not get rid of them if they felt that I was a threat to them. Which I am but still. And show some love to your cousin. I saw some type of sadness in his eyes and it must be cuz he has you for a cousin." I said rapidly. He got burned!

"Why should I! If you knew him like me then- how'd you know we were cousins? He wondered.

"Because you called him stupid rat and he called you stupid cat..Hmm and you both have the same last name but you could not be twins so I kinda assumed that you were family." I smiled. I was good at knowing who was related to whom.

He looked at me weirdly. Why must people always stare at me?

"So…WHY DID YOU DRAG ME ALL THE WAY HERE!" He yelled.

"Kyo what did I just tell you about the yelling? I then took a deep breath. "So, are you cursed?' I asked. "Cuz I am." I must of looked kind of sad because he looked like he chilled off.

We were standing in the stairwell looking out the window. The bell rang. Just my luck.

"I'll talk to you after school. I said as we entered the classroom.

To be continued…

Uh oh! Bells always ring at the worst of times! What will happen next? I know what will happen but do you? But for now, I gotta get my act together because it's already Wednesday of March break and I didn't start my homework. But I might just type the next chapter tonight because I like playing the no homework game. Enough of me babbling on.

Before I go… Rate like your lives depended on it! I'll send guandos after you if you don't! (You know those annoying things in Resident Evil 4?)

Hasta la vista, au revoir

-DigiChar-