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Rated : T

DRABBLE TEN!

another HavocFury!

"Dammit, where are my smokes?" Havoc wandered aimlessly around the office, suddenly not caring why the full metal alchemist was hanging around here for the third day in a row. Jean ran a nervous hand through his hair. His cigarette pack had been missing since this morning, it was almost brunch, he was close to a mental breakdown. Would fury know where they are? Yes! Of course he would, he knows where everything is around here! Havoc sped out the door without a word to Mustang and Ed, not noticing the colonel's glance towards Elric.

"Fury!" Havoc panted as he sprinted into the empty break room. "Fury, where are my smokes, I haven't seen them all day. Do you know where they are?" he looked around the room, "Cain? Are you even in here?"

The creaking of the door made him spin around in surprise. There in front of the now closed and locked door stood a manically grinning Cain Fury, in his hands were a packs of cigarettes.

"Where'd you get those?"

"Found 'em." Cain grined wickedly.

"Where?" Jean inquired further.

"Your back pocket."

"Can I have them back, please?"

"I dunno," Fury looked up at the ceiling, considering it.

"Pleaassee?" Havoc got down on his knees and grabbed Cain around the waist, looking up at him in what he thought was a cute face.

"Okay, but it will cost you." Then it occurred to Jean, Fury had planned to do this from the start, it had all been leading up to this….

"What do I have to do?" Jean looked suspiciously at the man.

Cain grinned widely, then leaned over to him, kissing him softly then said, "The clothes, lose them."

About ten minutes later Second Lieutenant Hawkeye reported to the break area to retrieve coffee for the Colonel, who had been anxious for her to go and get some for him, fresh brewed, too. She found it a trifle odd that Edward had also requested tea, and told her to take as long as she liked, leaving them alone in the room. Riza was afraid that they might rip each others throats out, but in fact it was quite the opposite. But back to our favorite second lieutenant.

As she walked into the break room her eyes met a very strange sight. It was Jean Havoc, sitting in only his boxers and socks on a desk smoking a cigarette. Under any other circumstance she would have shot him and told him to take it outside, but considering the man was in his boxers she just stared in disbelief. As she walked out of the room she hardly noticed the panting body of Cain Fury lying on the ground with a big smile plastered on his face.

Fin

Sorry that took so long! I have to type all my stuff at night, meh parents think I am asleep right now, but anyway I have to take a small break (about two days or so) to replenish my mind… it is not easy being a writer… and sorry Cain was sooo out of character, he needed to be more assertive for this to work out the way it did. A lot of people told me I should turn drabble nine into a story, so I am, I will commence to work on it and hopefully the first chapter will come out next week! Read and review please!