Wud up pplz! I was forced to make janny cakes! And my mom wanted me to make some for my sisters (they're commin home frm uni) but I refused! Muhahaha!) I made a couple mistakes; it's a dough not a batter and I think that's all… I finished watching all the epis of Fruits Basket! I felt so miserable until I realised it's not the end, it's just the beginning!

Yukyoru- my friend thinks I'm insane, I can just Imagine what she would say if she met you! It would be a funny sight to see you high on coffee though…

Disclaimer: I only own characters that are not from Fruits Basket. If I did own them I wouldn't be typin on a five-year old computer. No hard feelings computer!

My Bootleg Life and Astrological Signs

Soon it was Saturday. After school, I was sitting in our classroom 2-D with Tohru-chan, Uo-chan and Hana-chan. We where discussing where we would go shopping.

"Word to the wise, I'm buying!" I announced as I took out my plastic. The was a heavenly light shining down through the window on it making the card glow and shimmer.

"No, no, you can't do that" Tohru said all flustered.

"Oh yes I can! insert evil laughter herre" I laughed. Everyone was looking at me like I was crazy… and I'm not. Or am I?

"Shall we start heading out?" I asked.

"Sure." Everyone answered.

"So I was thinking of getting-" I started to say.

"Watch out!" Tohru yelled.

"Nani? - ompf!" Since I was walking backwards through the door I sort of bumped into somebody.

"Gomen!" I apologised.

"Oh it's you again, Kyo-kun! Hey Yuki-kun! And company!" I said cheerfully. Ya I know I just bumped into somebody and I shouldn't be cheerful but it is just Kyo! Nobody important…

"Watch were your going" He said sternly as the blond haired boy wearing a girl's uniform ran into the room.

"Tohru!" He cried with arms wide open.

"Momiji!" Tohru said happily.

Then Kyo yelled you idiot and grabbed and smacked Momiji upside the head! The poor boy wined saying how Kyo hit him! Yuki was about to say something but I gave that look to him that said 'Let me handle it'

"Kyo! I'm appalled at your behaviour!" I scolded. But that was not right. Poor child.

"So, your Momiji?" I asked.

"Yes! I'm Sohma Momiji! And this is my cousin Sohma Hatsuharu or Haru!" He said happily. He's tears were gone in an instant.

"Yo" Haru said.

"So y'all cousin?" I asked.

"Hai!" Momiji said hyperly. Whatever he's on, I want some too.

I saw that Yuki was talking to Tohru and Uo-chan. Kyo was just standing around trying to look like he was all that. And Hana-chan was reading some shoujo manga.

"So Haru-kun, what made you choose that hair colour? It's a very interesting colour. It matches with your uniform. Is that why you picked those colours? Well that white or whatever colour because I'm assuming your hair is naturally black? Or wait! You whole family has funky hair colours… Suspicious…" I asked. Whoa I kinda attacked him with the questions and theories.

Momiji was bothering Kyo.

He just kinda ignored me… Haru that is… I'm not one to like to be ignored.

"Dude! Your hearting my feelings! Answer! Answer! No parles japones? No hablo?" I demanded and asked while poking his arm. Maybe I was high off whatever Momiji had…

(a/n hahaha my mom just called 50 cent, 5 cent wen she was askin if it was him. Back to the story.)

I guess he wasn't as mellow as I thought, because my annoying ness made him snap just as Yuki told me that I wouldn't wanna see him angry. Maybe he would turn into the Hulk or something? Unfortunately, that just made me more curious.

"Are you stupid you annoying girl! How do you like being poked?" He yelled while poking me.

"Watch you gon do.." I said while letting him poke me in my arm. I get poked by a lot of peoples! Not to mention get random objects thrown at me back home… But that was because I threw them at people first… It's a win/win situation.

Everyone just kind of stopped socialising and started watching this commotion.

"Haru leave her alone. She is stupid…" Kyo added.

"What you like her? Muhahaha! I won't beat you up cuz you're a weak girl!" He said.

I didn't say anything. I'm not weak but I just wanted to know what was up with the split personalities.

"But your gonna make it up to me!" He said while coming towards me.

Hmm and everyone was just watching. Oh well. It was my fault anyways… Well, anyways, he whispered something in my ear.

"What is he doing!" Kyo yelled while coming toward us. I motioned him to stop. I'm a big girl, I can take care of myself. It was easy as 1, 2, 3!

"Uh what's the cookie for again?" I asked Haru.

So he told me.

"Uh huh… I don't think so!" I said while punching him out.

The nerve that boy had! I know I wasn't that annoying!

"He is always out of control when he turns 'black'" Kyo and Yuki said.

Momiji was now trying to find ways to get to hug Tohru.

"So Nomi-chan! What was that all about?" Uo-chan asked.

"Uh ummm nothing…" I answered.

"What did he ask?" Tohru said like she was confuzzuled.

"Let's just say it had something to do with him, me, a bed and a cookie…." I answered.

"A cookie?" Yuki asked.

"Yes a cookie…" I answered.

"What was the cookie for?" Kyo asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Eep! No comment!" I said.

My phone started to ring. It's ring tone was "Rich Girl." Oh the irony of it all! If I was a rich girl…nananana…

Haru woke up and I heard him ask someone what happened.

"Moshi moshi? Uh huh… Okay! Latas!" I spoke into the phone. "Ladies, Leh we go! Driver's herre." I said while walking through the door frame.

They followed.

"Bye!" We yelled.

"So what did you ask her Haru?" Momiji asked.

"I don't remember…" Haru said while still rubbing his head.

Another chapi done! It seems a lil' bland though… Hahaha she provoked Haru as my mom would say…. I will try to get the next chapi out as soon as possible.

I went to parent's night the other and my teachers thought I was doing good in class! I'm finally getting good marks so I might be on the honor role this semester! I got a 63 average last semester cuz i had all the hard classes! argg! Well, my english teacher saying that I'm doing much better now then I ever did last semester and said i must of improved in my weak points during the summer... anywayz,

Confuzzled is a word I made up and my dad always says Leh we go wen we have to go out to the mall, school, sometimes church etc. Just so y'all know...

I must bid you'll adieu cuz my eyes are burnin from all the cooking going on in my rentz household.

-DigiChar-