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Ok, I know I have been WAY overdo for a drabble, my wonderful angel of creativeness got in a car crash and had to hobble all the way to my house then there was the whole business of getting an ambulance, -is making this up as I go-
But finally and wth no more ado, well, maybe a little, I give you the next DRABBLE!
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It was a nice day for an outing, and Roy Mustang and Edward Elric were taking advantage of it, and so were Maes Hughes and Jean Havoc, but they were craftily concealed behind a large-ish looking walking bush.
Edward looked over at his lover. He was handsomer today, but maybe it was that he had finally got a rest from all the paperwork that the second lieutenant was pushing on all of them. Then he noticed something as they crossed the street, positioning him nearer to the street than Roy, something that made him wonder why his beloved Mustang would be doing something like that.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.
"What?" Roy looked at him with surprise.
"Why did you just move nearer to the street than me?" it was true, Ed had no longer stepped on the pavement for more than ten seconds when Roy had moved to the other side of him, blocking out the traffic.
"What? Oh, that, well, its kind of a curtesy tyoe of thing, ya know…" he trailed off, going red.
"No, I don't know, enlighten me."
"Well, you see, its kinda like.. well, let me see how do I explain it?" he pondered for a minute. "Usually a man will walk on the side closer to the street while his girlfriend, er, boyfriend so he can protect them, get it?"
"Protect me from what, a rampaging car?" Edward snorted. But ironically enough, the minute he said this a get-away-car sped around the corner, harboring bank robbers if you didn't catch the whole "get-away-car" thing. Mounting the sidewalk it swerved towards the two alchemists. Thinking fast, Roy shoved Ed to the side, throwing himself the opposite direction, barely avoiding getting grazed by one of the side mirrors. When the coast was clear, he stood up, brushing himself off, and went to pick up a very dazed looking Ed.
"Exactly that, Edo." He grinned.
END!
Tadaa! Ok, hopefully I WILL get another up tomorrow, if not I give all you readers to send me scathing letters of disappointment. --;;;;
Ok, I cant think of any excuses to come up with to tell you why I haven't put up the first chapter of my fanfic, I cant think of a title first of all, any ideas?