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To morbid flower: I'm glad I can bring you joy

To Kurama-sweethart: sorry, highschool bites xD

Roymustangsbabe: Aww...I wish I could have Roy '(

To Roymustangsbabe: Don't worry, at some point in time we all go through that faze, luckily we have ed to help throw us out of it with curses and threats

To Howdie-Doodie: that was the point

Now to Drabble ELEVEN! OF DOOM! (don't ask)

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ok that was what I was going to put up on drabble eleven, but I fergot where I had put the document, so bleh…. So this is actually drabble twelve, soooo yeah

replys to the reviews!

Morbid-Flower: Tee hee! -is poked-

Booma-Chan: your welcome –fans-

Fading Wind: make sure you breathe while doing that… ;;;

Now to drabble twlve!

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It was night and Edward walked down the street to the office building of the military, he had forgotten a book of his that day. There was a slight possibility that he might run into that loathsome colonel, but that wouldn't matter, he would just kick his ass and he would let him through. He grinned at the thought.

He was so caught up in his thoughts that he hardly noticed the shadow that slipped into the darkness of the alley in front of him. What did tip him off though was the clatter of a can as it rolled to his feet. Suddenly he went from the carefree stranger walking down the street to the alert state alchemist that was always ready for trouble.

Warily, he walked to the entrance to the alley.

"Who's there?" he called, clapping his hands together, getting ready to transmute his arm into a blade if anything moved. Then there was a meow as a cat jumped out of a trash can and ran off, causing Ed to jump. Then he laughed, turning so he faced away from the dark place, saying to himself aloud, "It's only a cat, there's no one in there, what was I thinking?"

He looked up at the night sky, disappointed to see only clouds, completely oblivious of the man that was advancing on him rapidly. The next thing he knew, he was pulled into the alleyway and roughly forced against the wall, with his foe pinning his arms with one hand above his head. Ed glared into the man's coal black eyes.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE Y-" he began but was cut off as the stranger put his mouth on his lips. Ed froze, what the hell is he doing, who in the hell IS he? But his fevered thoughts melted as the man's tongue snaked its way into his mouth, he moaned slightly. What? Moaning? This is a GUY I'm a GUY! What the hell? But those thoughts were vanquished as the stranger's hand slipped up into his shirt, feeling it's way up his stomach. Ed groaned again, No! Stoppit Ed! Get ahold of yourself, he's a stranger, and he's all but raping you! But his body had a different say in things, it didn't want this man to stop, no matter how much Ed told it that it had to.

Finally the stranger stopped, leaving Ed shaking from nerves and something else. It was then that he found his voice, it was shaky and small, but it got the job done, "What the h-hell, was that?" He gulped, looking into the man's obsidian black eyes that were slightly covered by his raven colored hair, that fit perfectly with the suspiciously familiar blue uniform he was wearing.

"That was a kiss, Edward, I thought even you knew that." The man purred, then he grinned at him.

"C-colonel?" Ed panted, suddenly his brains felt like mush, "Why did you?"

"Don't tell me you didn't like it," Roy looked at him through half lidded eyes filled with a strange fire. And suddenly Ed's numb mind registered something, he did like it, and he wanted more. So instead of answering him, Ed craned his neck forward, and kissed him lightly on the lips.

"Roy?"

"Yes?"

"Don't stop…"

"Of course."

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Meanwhile, back at the Elric's apartment, Alphonse was wondering where his brother had gone off to…

"Nii-saaann! I thought you were just going to get a book!" He whined.

End!

By the by Ni-san means big brother

Hope you peoples liked it! Until next time, you stay classy sandiego, although I don't actually live in sandiego… hmmmmm oh well! Taa!