I'm so sorry for updating so late! I'm way busy with the whole archery thing! I have a tournament tomorrow so I'll do my hw later! I lost my planner too! My life has no structure anymore! Come to think of it… it didn't before…

Disclaimer: I only own characters that are not from Fruits Basket. So don't sue me and Don't cause no bacchanal up in herre!

My Bootleg Life and Astrological Signs

Okay… Leilani wanted us to play a game called "War no Uta" or so she called it. In English that's war of truth. Basically, it was the card game war, but instead the person with the highest card gets to ask the loser a question. They have to answer truthfully or they could skip that and do a dare. This game seems harmless.

"Ok!" Leilani said as she handed us the cards. The doorbell rang. In came three unfamiliar faces. Who da rass are dey! Well anyhoo, there was a woman who looked like she was in her late 20s dressed in a skirt suit thingy. She looked very…stern or something I really don't know how to put it. There were also a guy and another girl with her. I have enough time people in my head, so I may as well explain to you how they look. The other people looked to be around my age. The guy had flaming red hair. He looked tough, but I could probably knock him out… Well that's my opinion anyways. The girl had her hair dyed different shades of blue and green… I have no idea how she could get away with it at school, but then again I got away with my hair colour…She also had on those artsy glasses and looked very unique in her clothing choice.

"Yay! Look whose here!" Leilani said as she hugged those people.

The older woman glared annoyed at her. "Don't look so surprised, you told them to come over. I of course was forced to drive them."

"Oh ya! I forgot! Let me introduce you to everybody!" She told us. I have no idea who Leilani was inviting all up in herre. Wouldn't Matsumoto not like it if we had a whole bunch of people all up in his apartment?

"These are our cousins Nomi-darling!"

Oh no! She got the posh virus! Next thing you know I start acting stushy.

"This is (pointing to the older woman) Michiko, Amaya (pointing to other girl) and Yoshiro Matsumoto"

"Meet, Naomi, call her Nomi, Hanajima Saki aka Hana-chan, Honda Tohru and last but not least Uotani Arisa(a/n teeheehee I got it right this time… at least I think I do) aka Uo-chan."

"Uh nice to meet you?" I was so out of it! Family was now poping up like wildfire.

"Meh." Yoshiro responded.

"Very cute outfits ladies." Amaya commented.

"Thanks" We responded.

"Call me when you need to get picked up." Michiko told them.

"Ya, whatever." Yoshiro said as he sat down by the tv and started playing video games.

"Bye Michiko-san" Amaya said as she left.

"So, what were you playing?" she asked us.

"War no Uta!" Tohru squealed…. Ok someone is high.

"Kool, I'm playing." Amaya said as Leilani handed her the cards.

"That's such a dumb game." We heard Yoshiro say.

'Shut up" Uo-chan said.

"Ya, or we're gonna throw pillows at you!" I threatened.

"hmm… Let's play" Hana-chan said.

We started to play. Amaya was the first person to lose so Lei made her confess that she was dating some guy. But eventually it was my turn. I chose dare… The interrogation had just started.

"hmm hmmm hmmm… What shall we ask you?" Amaya asked Leilani.

"How about what's up with her and Kyon kyon" Uo asked.

"Who's that?" Amaya and Leilani asked.

"It's her… boyfriend!" Uo said. Me? Going out with him? What is the world coming to? -Another voice in my head- you know you wish you two were dealing… Shut up voice!

"What! I didn't know you were going out wit Kyo-kun!" Tohru said.

"Tohru, she's not…" Haa-chan said while reading a book. I wonder where she got it from… She wasn't reading it before.

They then went to form a circle across the room. I was waiting for my demise.

"Ok!" Leilani squealed.

"I don't think it will work…" Hana-chan said.

"Sure it will!" Amaya said.

I tried to make a break for it. I had no idea what these girls were planning and with family there it must of not been good. As I ran dear cousin who I had just met, but was very rude, Yoshiro tripped me while Uo-chan dragged me back to where I was sitting.

"So your not useless after all" Uo-chan commented to Yoshiro.

'Of course not, anyways I wanted to hear what you people had just planed"

"Are you all right?" Tohru asked. Oh that Tohru always thinking about others.

"Yes… Now what do I have to do?"

"You have to…" Amaya started.

"To ask your man, Kyo, out to be your date for the soirée your dad's company is having!" Lei finished.

What are these people thinking! I would of thunk if I thought I would have changed if I hugged Kyo.

"First of all, what company thing. Second of all, he's not my man. Third of all, I demand that Uo-chan, Tohru and Hana-cha attend with me. Forth of all, why are you people so mean?"

"Your father didn't tell you?" Amaya asked. No duh, if he had why would I be asking.

"Hana and I can't attend that day."

"It's on next Saturday, I have to baby-sit and Uo-chan has to work…" Hana-chan said.

"But… but… Tohru is coming! Right?" I asked frantically.

"I'll have to ask Shigure"

"Good!"

"Ok, your dad probably forgot to tell you due to his busy schedule… And were not mean… Were keeping it real!" Leilani answered.

Aw! She got me there! I always get into the weirdest situations. But, what if Kyo didn't want to go? He seemed like the person who doesn't like big crowds.

"I'll try but he won't go." I said.

"Of course he will! I'll make him!" Uo chan said.

"You won't hurt him will you?" Tohru asked worriedly.

"No of course not, Tohru, We have a plan, remember."

"Oh ya we do!"

Okay! No more playing this game! It's evil pure evil I say! "I don't like this game much… Let's watch a movie!"

"Fine!" Lei said.

"Take your game off!" Amaya yelled at Yoshiro.

"Meh, and what if I don't want to?" he asked.

"I'll shock you…" Hana-chan said with that weird look in her eyes. Yoshiro looked freaked out.

"Ok, ok fine!" he said while saving. Aw, I kinda felt sorry for him.

"So what should we watch?" I asked.

"Shoalin Soccer" Yoshiro said almost immediately.

"Maybe later…" I said. "Let's watch a movie with love, action, and explosions, along with creepyness!"

"Bambi" Yoshiro said while laughing. Leilani smacked him across the head.

"How about… Kill Bill!" Tohru said.

"Ya! If you agree raise your hand and say "I"

"IIIIIiiiii" Everyone said.

"Good"

So after that we watched the movie and went to bed. But not sleep because it's taboo to sleep at a sleep over.

It was 3 am and Tohru got up to go to the bathroom because we ended back into the livingroom. You know how sleepovers are. You get so tired you're kinda out of it. As she walked down the hall and we heard a shreak.

"Don't worry I got it!" I yelled as I ran out of the room. I had remembered that Yoshiro had went to bed earlier in a guestroom and might or might not be one of those astrological signs.

I walked down the hall way and saw Tohru picking up some guys pajamas.

"OMG! Is that Yoshiro? Teeheehee!" he had turned into the scorpion. I picked him up and he threatened if I don't put him down he'll sting me.

"Ok, ok fine. Tohru, I'll explain this to you later, just don't say anything to anyone, pinky swear?"

"Ok" Tohru said as we shook fingers. I never understood the pinky swear thing. Wouldn't it make sense if it was your middle finger? But now Tohru knew… I just met her but I trust her enough to not tell anything.

"You dumb girls! Why I'm still here, I don't know…" Yoshiro said as he mumbled to himself.

"Tohru… I think this is the beginning of a wonderful friendship!" I said as we laughed at Yoshiro.

"Shut up!" he said then –poof- he changed back.

Tohru and I got shocked and turned around quickly.

"Damn, this curse!" Yoshiro said as he put on his clothes in one second.

"Meh, what you gonna do. It makes us special." I commented. I always tried to make the best with what I got.

"Shut up, and stop acting so fake. If you open your eyes you'll see that we are all freaks."

Ok! I'm done with this chapi! Again I'm so sorry it took me so long to update! I won't bore you with my great truthful excuses. So how do you like the new characters introduced? I want your opinions! And ashy if you read this, you still have my everything book (a book that's my planner, random journal, lists and more!) in ur locker! Don't worry about it! As long as no one steals it… -starts to get all shifty eyed-

Ooh! Before I go isn't Yoshiro angsty? Teeheehee and thank you for all your reviews and your hopefully peaceful waiting…I'll write very soon if I do well in my archery tournament! Ooh and another thing, im past 10 000 words... k now im done...

Ciau pplz!

-DigiChar-