Hey Pplz! I've been feeling sick, I went to the doctor's. I called in sick at work today cuz I'm sick and outside is just way too hot! I would of passed out! There's also some stupid suicidal fly harassin me! So of course, this is the perfect time to write a new chapi! Finally, Chapter 10! Here in the flesh! Whoo hoo!(this author not doesn't make much sense though... oh well!)

Disclaimer: I only own characters that are not from Fruits Basket. So don't sue me and Don't cause no bacchanal up in herre!

My Bootleg Life and Astrological Signs- Chapter 10

(a/n ya and my girl's team placed 2nd in Ontario, and the boys placed 1st! if u wanted to know...)

"Yoshiro..." I called after him as he walked away, I guess to mope in his room.Well, I'll find a way to make him realise that, we may be a very "unique" family, but we need to learn to live with it, or just find a way to break it!

"Nomi-chan? Are you alright?" Tohru asked.

"Uh.. ya let's go back to the party" I said.

"Um Nomi-chan?" Tohru said as we started walking back.

"Yes?"

"I need to go to the bathroom..." Tohru said.

"Oh ya!" I said as I giggled. She was on her way there until she accidentally bumped into Yoshiro.

I got back to the group and they happened to be all sleeping! It was a sleepover. But actually sleeping is blasphemy! It's unheard of. I was so tempted to wake them up, but that's just so mean! Plus, this was the perfect opportunity for me to take a little nap.

(a/n is the suicidal fly finally dead? duh duh dun)

"Shiro You bastard! I'll kill you!" I heard somebody yell as I woke up. It happened to be, Lei of course.

"huh what! Lei-kun, why are you yelling?" I asked as I yawned. But, she was too busy chasing after Yoshiro.

"Well, Shiro took her lipgloss..." Amaya answered.

"It is amazing...what some people would do... for something as simple as lipgloss..." Hana-chan stated.

"That must be some good lipgloss Hanajima" Uo said while laughing.

"It is, it's M.A.C." Amaya said.

"Wait when did you all wake up?" I asked.

"An hour ago, we had breakfast!" Tohru answered. I looked at the clock, it was 1:30pm.

"Tohru-chan, don't you mean lunch?" Hana corrected.

"Yes! Lunch. We didn't want to wake you up because you looked so peaceful" Tohru said.

"Thanx..." Aww,I missed a meal, probably a good meal too. Oh no! doesn't this make me a bad hostess for being asleep? I'll have to make it up later.

(a/n nope the fly just passed out...)

The doorbell rang.

"I'll get it!" I yelled as I tripped over the couch and fell flat on my face.

"Owie! I'm fine!" I yelled as everyone just watched me oddly.

I opened the door.

"Why are you still in your pajamas?" Kyo asked. I blushed. He was with Yuki. Odd, I thought they disliked each other.

"Stupid neko. Shut up. We came for Honda-san." Yuki said.

"Oh, come in, and if you really want to know, I'm in my pajamas because I just woke up." I said while leading them to the living room. I never realised that everyone else was changed except for me. Plus, why is it such a problem to be lounging in my pajamas?

When we entered the living room Lei had Shiro in a headlock on the ground. Amaya seemed unfazed by this, Tohru seemed to be asking Amaya if they should do something about it, and Uo was handing Hana some Yen. They must of had a bet, and Uo lost.

"So, would you like a seat? Are you thirsty or hungry Yuki?" I asked Yuki. Kyo was being kind of rude and stuff, so he could starve for all I care. Ya right! I would probably snap at the last second and give him food. Damn him for being so cute! Damn my hormones for being so out of contol.

"Hey, Yun Yun!"Arisa yelled.

"Who?" Amaya asked, while looking suddenly alert. Wasn't she just trying yo get her lipgloss back?

"Ooh, Hi Yuki..." Lei asked seductively. Yes, he was hott, but please woman! You just met the poor boy! But, wait a second, did she just switch sides.

"Yes, hi Yuki." Amaya said with the same tone. What, and now her too! What is wrong with these people!

"Uh... Hi" Yuki said as he blushed. Kyo rolled his eyes.

"Look... Kyo's jealous... He can't get any action..." Hana-chan said mysteriously.

"Yes, poor Kyon kyon! Well, at least we know one person who has the hots for you! And she is-!"

"PURPLE!" I yelled. Everyone looked at me strangly. They gave me that WTF! Look. Well, I had to say something. I don't care if it looked like I had Turrets or something. I don't like Kyo!

"Uh... I was going to say that girl Mina from class 1-A..." Uo said.

"Yes, sometimes my mind wanders, and I just need to yell something..." I said as I went to the kitchen, to hide my embarrassment. Oh, this was turning out to be a lovely day!

The End...

Hahaha, I'm just joking. It's to be continued still! I don't stop until I stop! Plus, I know you all still love me even though I never updated in ages!

I will try to update ASAP! But another aunt is in the hospital, and my crazy cousin is coming.

Much Love,

DigiChar