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He sits down.
So does she.
She decides to start.
"Been quite a year, huh?"
"No kidding. Kicking off the New Year with an alien invasion didn't help."
"I'm not talking about that. I mean all this new League stuff."
"Feeling a bit weird, kid?"
"Well… kinda, yeah. I mean, when this year started, I was just another superhero. But now…"
"Now you're part of this mess."
She laughs. "I wouldn't put it like that."
A pause.
"Okay, maybe I would. But that's not the point. It's more… that I feel like I'm part of something bigger now. Something that's above me, y'know?"
He scoffs. "Do I know? Of course I know, kid. I'm pretty much the only guy who didn't jump at the chance to join these pumped up yahoos."
Her eyebrow rises. "'Pumped up yahoos?'"
A roll of the eyes behind his mask. "I didn't mean you specifically. You know what I mean."
Another pause.
"So what do you think of everyone?"
She raises a blond eyebrow. "Such as?"
"Oh, I don't know…" A shrug. "Let's start from the top; Batman."
"Batman's at the top?"
"Oh yes. And don't let anyone tell you different." A mischievous grin. "Especially Superman."
She laughs. "Okay, Batman…" Another shrug. "To be honest, I don't know that much about him. He's not exactly the Flash in terms of friendliness."
He smiles. "Oh, I see. So you think the Flash is friendly?"
"Why? Don't you?"
A shake of the head. "Nicest guy in the world. But we'll get on to what I think later. What about you?"
"He's a nice guy."
"Is that all?"
"What d'you mean?"
"Oh, come on… 'He's nice'? Give me a break."
"Okay, fine. He…"
An incoherent mumble.
A smirk. "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. Could you say that again?"
"He has a cute butt, okay?"
He laughs loudly. She blushes.
"What? It's more than the ladies say about you."
He shuts up. "Come again?"
She laughs in victory. "There. You can't say much about that. Okay, let's see… Wonder Woman-"
"Woah, woah, wait up. Which women?"
"'Which women' what?"
"Which women don't say good things about me?"
Puts her hand on her head. "Oh, God… are you that insecure?"
"Of course not. I'm with Black Canary. I don't care what the women in the League think of me. Or my butt, for that matter."
"What butt?" she mutters.
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Anyway, you were saying about Wonder Woman?"
"When I first met her, I thought she was a bit up herself, but she's a Princess, so…"
"Waitwaitwait. You're criticising someone for being up herself? You have looked in a mirror before, right?"
She huffs. "I'm not up myself. I'm just sure of what I can do, that's all."
"No, Superman's sure of what he can do. You are pretentious."
"I am not!"
"That was for the butt comment. Now, what about… Green Lantern?"
"Too serious. But I like him."
"Okay… Captain Atom?"
"Ditto."
He nods. "Okay, okay… the Question?"
She laughs. "I think we're on the same page about that guy."
"True enough."
"How did he manage to get Huntress?"
A shrug. "I don't know." A shudder. "I don't want to know."
Another laugh.
"Okay, one last one, and then it's your turn."
"All right."
"Green Arrow."
"Ugly guy. Stupid too. But he's okay."
He smiles. She smiles too.
"Okay, your turn."
She rubs her hand together. "Okay… umm… Black Canary."
"Oh, come on. Give me something difficult. Gorgeous, smart… and sexy as hell."
She rolls her eyes. "You're right. That was a bad idea."
He grins. "I warned you."
"Okay… let's see… J'onn."
"Kindest guy you'll ever meet. Lonely too. I've got to say, I miss him when I'm up here."
She nods sadly. "Yeah… I wonder what he's doing for the holidays."
"Probably being a mall Santa somewhere."
A wry smile. "Yeah, right."
"I could see it."
"Yeah, I bet you could."
She smiles. He smiles.
She continues.
"The Creeper."
"Oh… don't get me started on that guy. I had one mission with him. One. And I ended up doubting my sanity when I got back. It doesn't help that the other guy on the team was the Question. Now there's seven hours of my life I want back."
He hears his name being called through the intercom. He gets up to leave.
"Looks like I'm in for some fun."
"Have a jolly good time."
He grins as he walks away. "Ho ho ho."
"And just ignore those looks everyone gives your butt; it's not your fault!"
"Funny. I think I might tell Flash what you think of him."
"That's not funny."
"I disagree. By the way, I think that Supergirl is ugly, fat, stupid, and smells bad."
"Happy Holidays, Ollie."
"Same to you, Kara."
They both smile. They both have good friends.
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(A/N: Wow. I think this is the fastest I've ever updated a story. I watched Fearful Symmetry and a lightning bolt struck my brain, and I rammed this down before it disappeared. If it's lacking detail, it's because it only took me about 40 minutes.
It's kind of sad that they haven't had an episode together since, but what can I do?
…write fics! Hoorah for imagination!
Anyway, please review.)