Conversations
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Disclaimer: Okay! This one truly happened today, that's why I no longer sit next to Josh. He kept asking stupid questions.
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The Fellowship was walking along; hanging in the back was Merry, Pippin, Legolas, and Boromir. Gandalf was talking to everyone from his place in the front, telling everyone of his plan.
"So, we're going to Mordor?"
"Yes! Pippin, shut up!"
"Pay attention!" barked Gandalf "Now, all wars are about land or -,"
"The battle of Gondolin wasn't about Land was it?"
"Yes it was!"
"No, it was about a girl…"
"You need to quit reading tabloids."
"I said Pay Attention! Fool of a Took!"
At this, Boromir and Legolas laughed.
Meanwhile up front, Frodo, Sam, and Aragorn were giggling and laughing.
"Now, in order to get into Mordor we'll have too -,"
"Gandalf? If we turn left will we still go to Mordor?"
"No, we will not! Now pay attention!"
"Merry? Do you know what's going to happen?"
"You're going to shut up!"
"How did you know all that stu-,"
But at that moment, Aragorn playfully shoved Frodo, who ran into Sam, who fell down, which sent Legolas and Boromir into peals of laughter.
"THAT'S IT!" yelled Gandalf "I'M SPLITTING ALL OF YOU UP!"
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Social Studies Class. Gotta love it ;)
Should I continue????