Conversations
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Discalimer: OKAY, you guys seem to like this. Okay, this one happened last year, during English, when Austin was being retarded and told Mrs. A that 'is' was the subject, and she got so mad at him, that she just walked out. Well, then Josh, he seems to be the center of these things, he decided to, well, you'll see....
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Gandalf had just threw his staff down and stormed off after Sam asked Gandalf if there were Elves in Mordor.
Gandalf had been in the middle of a big speech of what the plan was to get into Mordor, and they had been quietly listening to him.
"So what do we do?" asked Sam
"We sit and wait for him to come back." said Aragorn
A murmur of agreement went around.
"What if he doesn't come back?" asked Pippin
"Well, we wait. And see." said Boromir
"No, I say we make a plan. Okay, where did he leave off?" Pippin picked up Gandalf's staff, which Gandalf had been using to draw small maps and show his plans.
"Okay , now what did he say about the Gap of Rohan?" asked Pippin
"We can't go through it!" volunteered Legolas
"Well, what should we do then, Merry?"
"I dunno."
"We go another way!" said Pippin
Pippin moved the staff, trying to get it to make a line go a different way.
The entire Fellowship was laughing, as Pippin swung the oversized staff around.
Just then, Gandalf walked into the clearing.
Pippin froze, dropped the staff and ran over to where he had been sitting.
"I'm sorry. I thought you left. And, and, and, and, please don't hurt me!"
"Fool of a Took, don't worry, I have a new plan, now sit quietly and pay attention if you can."
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Today is a SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Pippin was Josh.