Conversations
by:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Disclaimer: Okay, this little one happened today in Math class. We had to do this math thing with like umm what's it called, like you have to measure the complete area of like a cube. I hate Math.
But anyway, the guys (Hayden, Fish (Josh), Jason, and Austin were playing with the little 3-D cubes, cylinders, spheres, and other things. And this is what happened:
Oh yeah, cast: Josh is of course Pippin, Aragorn is Jason. Austin is Boromir, Hayden is going to be Merry. Megan is Gimli and I'm Legolas.
Poor Megan and I, it was horrible listening to them. Especially since Josh kept trying to cheat off us since he slept through the entire time that our teacher explained it.
A lil bit of innuendo in here. Sorry, but it's a peek inside a 14 yr old boy's brain. What do you thinks on it?
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Pippin, Merry, Boromir, and Aragorn were lagging behind everyone else.
Pippin was kicking a sphere-ish rock around. It rolled into some undergrowth, where he found another one.
"Hey! Look at this!" he yelled. Holding the two rocks to his chest, then strutting up to Aragorn.
"Hey big boy." he said, fluttering his eyelashes.
Aragorn leaned over too Merry. "There's something wrong with your cousin."
"You haven't figured that out yet?" Merry said.
But soon Merry joined in, finding two rocks that were like 3-D triangles, holding them up too his chest, and strutting around with Pippin.
"They're a bit pointy." commented Boromir
Merry dropped the rocks that he had, and picked up a small cylinder shaped one.
"Look familiar, Pippin?" He asked
Pippin blushed, and dropped his rocks. "Not funny, Merry." he said stiffly
Aragorn and Boromir were muffling their laughs.
Pippin picked up the rock that Merry had used.
"Actually, it should remind you, not me."
"No," said Merry who picked up another one, and put it next to that one. "Now, THAT is familiar to me."
At this, Boromir and Aragorn just rolled with laughter.
They started throwing stones at each other. Every so often, stopping to comment on one of them.
"Hey!" called Pippin "Who's do these look like?" He asked picking up two circle rocks.
"Gimli's!" Called out Boromir
"Eru help you." growled Gimli from behind the bushes.
They all froze as a laughing Legolas and a mad Gimli came out of the bushes.
"You little -," Gimli proceded to chase after them.
Legolas just laughed, finding the whole thing, gross, but very funny all the same.
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Okay, Megan isn't like a good friend, but Josh always makes fun of her, and calls her fat, but Megan's like 'I'm not fat, it's just my boobs.' and the guys are always like that. Except the other Josh, he is much more refined.
And Hayden and Josh (Pippin), ARE really cousins.