Conversations
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Disclaimer: LoL, okay, Chelsea (Boromir) has an older sister, Cassie, who owns a camel. The Camel's name is Lucy.
Here is the cast list:
J-Bob (Jason, aka Turtle Man) - Merry, Guppie (Josh), Megan- Aragorn, Chelsea - Boromir,
Legolas- Me, And the rest of the Fellowship members are just random members of my class.
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"Boromir has a camel." said Aragorn
"Yes," said Boromir "I have a camel."
"It's a psycho camel." said Aragorn, whispering to Legolas
"You don't have a camel!" said Merry
"Yeah," said Pippin "You can't have a camel!"
"I assure you he does." said Aragorn "I spent the night at Boromir's and ALL NIGHT the camel went -" here Aragorn made a sort of schreeching sound, like a firetruck and opening a bottle of pop.
"No!" said Boromir "It's not like that."
"I think it is."
"I still don't believe you have a camel." said Merry
"Fine." said Boromir "When we get to Minas Tirith, and I show you my camel, you have to kiss it."
"Fine." agreed Merry
Aragorn and Legolas kept talking.
"Yeah, this camel, it's crazy, it will like try to eat you."
"Really?" asked Legolas
"Yes, it tried to eat my hand."
"YOUR HAND LOOKS LIKE A CARROT!" yelled Boromir
"Yes, well his brother Faramir rides it all the time."
"So do I!" said Boromir
"Will you shut up?" said Aragorn "I'm talking to Legolas."
"The camel's name's Lacy, right?" asked Aragorn
"No! It's Lucy." said Boromir
"Did you say it was Missy?"
"NO! I said LUCY!"
"OKAY!" yelled Aragorn, who turned to Legolas "It's name's Lucy."
"You have a camel named Lucy?" said Legolas
"And a goat named Geratrude, it's a boy." added Boromir
"Yeah, and his puppy barks at the camel all day."
"Yeah," joined in Gandalf "That puppy always barks at the camel."
There was an awkward silence.
"Yeah," said Aragorn "I think I did a good impresion..."
The rest of the day, the Fellowship was annoyed by Aragorn doing his camel impression, and even more annoyed when he taught Pippin how to do it.
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OKAY, Chelsea really does have all the afore mentioned pets.
Don't ask, and now J-Bob has to kiss Lucy.