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LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: Everytime we order pizza at my house, we always get two large pizzas. One pepperoni and hamburger, and one ham and Pineapple. But nobody eats ham and pineapple, except my mom, Cleo, and Anita, and Anita doesn't eat meat, so she picks off the ham, gives that Cleo, and everybody else gives their pineapple to Anita, Mom, or Cleo. I dont know why we order it, we just always do, it's like a tradition, except nobody likes it, unless you are Mom, Anita, or Cleo.

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The Fellowship was preparing dinner, and they were going to have some Lembas bread.

Aragorn was passing out Lembas, when he came across something unusual.

"Who wants the pineapple flavored Lembas bread?"

He was greeted by everyone sticking out their tongues, like little kids.

" I know some one eays it!" Aragorn exclaimed "Because it wouldn't be here if no one ate it."

"Trust me," said LEgolas "No one would want to eat it."

"Speak for yourself," said Aragorn, who then took a big bite. "Oh, Valar." he said, he ran behind the bushes, leaving everybody laughing.

"I told you," said Legolas "Nobody eats it."

Aragorn came back "Then why is it here?"

"Who was in charge of packing the Lembas?" asked Legolas

"Well, I was," said Aragorn

"Why did you pack it?!?" yelled Legolas

"I THOUGHT SOMEBODY AT E IT!" yelled Aragorn back

"This is going to take awile." said Merry, who grabbed a couple of handfuls of Lembas, and walked away from where Aragorn and Legolas were arguing, everybody else followed suit.

"This actually isn't too bad." said Pippin

"What is it?" asked Merry

"I was still hungry, so I stole some of the pineapple Lembas, and it really isn't bad."

"HEY!" yelled Aragorn "THE PINEAPPLE LEMBAS IS GONE! I TOLD YOU SOMEBODY EATS IT!"

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LoL, my family is nutz.

While I am typing this, I'm watching the Lord of the Rings on the computer.

My favorite is "The Captain and the White Lady" why? Becuase it was CUT.

The was like the most important thing in the book, and it was CUT!

Yes, I am still am still mad that Faramir's big scene was cut, but I'll live, now that its in the extended edition, which I am watching right now.

Everytime I watch it, I feel guilty, why?

A. The Blue Notebook (You know what I am talking about Trisher)

B. You Could Have Caught Me

C. I Married WHO?

and

D. Trisher Nicole Married WHO?