Conversations
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Disclaimer: Okay, they gave us a test, to see if our Morals were up to standard. Yeah, right.........
Guppie: Pippin, Meg: Aragorn,Chels: Boromir, Austin: Merry, Me: Legolas, Katie : Frodo, Aubrey: Sam, Gimli: Hayden
And I had to sit across from Josh... grrrr...
Mrs. Belzer : Gandalf
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"Okay." said Gandalf "Lord Elrond has requested that you take a test, to see if your morals are were they should be."
"Do we get graded on this?" asked Pippin
"No," said Gandalf "I won't be able to read them, only Lord Elrond does."
"Oh."
"Okay, now, there is to be no cheating, it's all opinion, I can't answer any questions. You may begin."
Everybody looked at their questions.
"Pssssssssst." Pippin said "Psssssssssssst Legolas."
"What?"
"What's fornication?"
Legolas rolled his eyes "Do your own work."
"Psssssssssssssssst. Merry? Pssssssssssssssssst."
"What!"
"What's fornication?"
Merry whispered something in Pippin's ear.
Pippin's eyes got big. Then he crossed out his answer.
"I said I strongly disagree against it." he said
"SHUT UP!" yelled everyone.
About five minutes later...
"Pst. Boromir!" said Aragorn
"What do you want Aragorn?"
"Is date rape a big thing in Minas Tirith?"
"NO!"
"Sheesh, just asking."
"What do you think? You think it is?"
"No...."
"Then why did you ask?!"
"I needed to say something."
"Hey," said Boromir "This test is stupid."
There was a chorus of agreements.
"Hey!" said Pippin "Is it okay to do drugs and drink?"
"YES!" everybody yelled.
"Thank you!" he said
Everbody continued to work.
Then the table began to shake.
Everybody looked at Pippin, who was scratching out answers and shaking the table.
"PIPPIN!"
"Sorry, I put that I have a hard time getting along with others, which is so not true."
Everybody blinked at him.
"You know," he said "I think my race is a BIG problem, everyone makes fun of me, becuase I'm white."
"Pippin," said Legolas "All of us are white."
"But I'm short!"
"Well, yeah...."
"See! You are ratially discriminating me!"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP!" yelled Aragorn.
"Hey, Frodo." said Sam
"Yes?"
"Do you think that cheating is a big thing?"
Everybody turned and looked at Sam.
"What," said Boromir "Do you think we are doing now?"
Then everybody started laughing, like insanly laughing.
"This. Is. Messed. Up." said Pippin through gasps of laughter.
About an hour later...........
Gandalf came and collected everybody's tests.
They were to get their results in a week.
A Week Later....
"I have some good and nad news." said Gandalf
"What's the good news?" asked Boromir
"Well, the results to your test are back."
Everybody laughed and high-fived.
"How'd we do?" asked Frodo
"Well, that's the bad news." said Gandalf "All of you failed, miserably, I'd like to add."
"How?" asked Pippin
"Well, apparently all of you think that, fornication, cheating, drinking, smoking, cursing, and other less savory things, are a fixture in your lifestyle."
Everybody blinked at Gandalf
"So?" said Merry
Gandalf rolled his eyes. "All of you are VERY bad people."
Everybody shrugged
"Well," said Legolas "We knew THAT."
Gandalf sighed "But there is more good news, since we can't get anyone else to volunteer, all of you pass, and get to go on the quest."
"Drinks all around!" yelled Pippin
"This is an alchohal free building." said Gandalf
"If we are such bad people," said Pippin "It won't really matter, will it?"
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Omg, they actually made us take a test with questions like:
Is fornication alright?
If you go to a party were drinks are served, and you are underaged, will you take one?
Yeah, it was fun.
Here's a bonus clip form Science class today.
Bold: Megan
Italics: Me
Bold and Italic : Megan and I
Normal: Mrs. Potter
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"So class, if we have talked about the physical part of an atom, what's the other part?"
"MENTAL!"
Megan and I looked at eachother, and started to laugh
"Nice Paige."
"Same to you."
"High-Five!"
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