Conversations

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LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: Gandalf : Mrs. Belzer, Aragorn : Megan, Boromir: Chelsea.

Merry,Pippin,Legolas,Gimli,Sam,Frodo: Random members of my class including me.

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"Okay, we seriously lack spirit." said Gandalf

"So?" asked Pippin

"I appoint Boromir our Spirit leader!"

"WHAT!" yelled Boromir

"Good job Boromir." said Aragorn

"So, what kind of spiritual actuvuty are you going to lead us in Boromir?" asked Gandalf

"Ummm." said Boromir "I think I'll let Aragorn pick."

"REALLY?!" said Aragorn "I'm going to teach you to do YOGA!"

"Yoga? What is yoga?" asked Merry

"Yoga, is very spiritual." said Aragorn "First, you need to sit in lotus postion."

"Lotus?"

"With your legs crossed." said Aragorn sitting down and crossing his legs.

Everybody else did so, except Gandalf

"Now," said Aragorn "Close your eyes, and breathe deeply. Inhale. Exhale. Visualize a nice happy place."

"This is gay." said Pippin

"Shush!" said Aragorn "Your taking away my happy place!"

"I quit." said Pippin

"SHUSH!" yelled everyone.

"Well, fine." said Pippin

"FINE!" everyone yelled back

"Okay," continued Aragorn "Now, stand up."

Everyone did so.

"Okay go like this:" and Aragorn put his arms over his head, put his hands together as if he was praying, then brought them down.

Thy did that for a while.

"Okay! That's it!" said Aragorn

"That's it?" asked Merry

"Yes."

"That was fun!" said Merry again

"Do you want to do it again?"

"YES!" everybody yelled

"Noooo!" said Pippin

But he was overuled, and the rest of the afternoon, everyone found their happ place, and stayed there.

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While doing Yoga in Science class....

"Okay, girls, you have to go to History, get off the floor."

"Aw, Mrs. Potter! I was almost at my happy place!" That was me.

During the Basket ball season, at a particularly tough game...

"Okay girls, listen to me, all of those other girls, they're city slickas. They've never chased chickens, or done any work, or hoed a garden. I want you guys to use your worse grammer, and I want you to show those girls that country beats city any day."

"Coach?"

"Yes Emily?"

"What if they steal the ball? Do you want us to say 'They done did stole that doggon darn ball from us!'."

"Say whatever you want to Emily, but I after you do, get the ball back. And if you don't, ya'll will be running laps until your head spins."

"All right Coach."

"Okay girls, show them how we play in the country!"

LoL, actually, we won that game.