Conversations
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Disclaimer: PINEAPPLE SAID A BAD WORD!
LoL, it's not a BAD word, but in our school (little Catholics as we are) are not allowed to say anything worse than "Good Gracious!" though we swear all the time. Outside the hearing of teachers of course.
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Aragorn had been joking around with Merry.
As a joke, he and Boromir had placed a sign on Merry's back saying ' I am Merry. I love Pippin.'
"What the hell!" said Pippin "What in bloody hell do you have on your back, Merry?"
"What!" said Merry, spinning around, trying to reach his back.
This was all done outside the camp.
When they finally returned, Gandalf was on one side.
"What happened?" asked Aragorn trying not to laugh.
"Well," said Merry "SOME ONE put a sign on my back that said ' I am Merry. I love Pippin '. And Pippin was walking behind me and he said ' What the hell ," but then everyone, who had been laughing and talking, froze.
"What," said Gandalf "Did you just say Mr. Merry?"
"I. I. didn't say anything!" said Merry
"Tree! Now!" Merry slumped over and shuffled to the tree, while being booed and hissed by everyone else.
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That wasn't particulalarly funny, but you had to be there.
But Becuase of that, Josh is no longer Pineapple or Dora, he's now Potty mouth.