Chaos Cerberus SEASON 2!
By: Ultima Firajamaster (that's me)
Disclaimer: If I owned Sonic X, Naruto, Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, and Zelda. Would I really be here writing about it? Come on be fo real! I'd be making cool new games, well anyway I don't own em!
Other Disclaimer: I also don't own any other animes and games and stuff in this fic.
Another Disclaimer: I don't own Agent Kagami either
Episode VIII
(On the train back to Kel's hometown)
Honestly how did I come to have so many people on my side? Well not side but with me? I was riding on the train looking out the window, Agent Guluskavich was sleeping on my shoulder, Agent Bizon was sleeping on her shoulder, across from me was Al whom was looking out the window at the passing trees with me. Agent Kagami was drinking hot tea as she watched out the window on Al's right.
" Those two really like you" Al said all of a sudden.
" Huh?" I looked at Agent Guluskavich and Agent Bizon then looked at Al. " Yea but they are both pain in the asses" I said.
" Hmph I don't think you mean that" Agent Kagami said sipping some more tea. " I believe… that you like the attention they give you"
" What? Get outta town" I said looking out the window again.
" I believe you love them almost as much as they love you" Agent Kagami smiled.
" What gives you that idea?" I asked.
" Whenever they come around you get really frisky like you can't sit still, when they compliment you, you gently smile without them seeing it and when they hug you, you close your eyes and sink into their shoulder like a child" Kagami said.
I looked at her as if she was crazy. Do I really do those things? Damn I need a PDA…
" Hey your behavior is so obvious" She said pouring herself some more hot tea.
" Oh really?" I said sarcastically looking out the window again.
" Really… now you want to tell me where we're headed?" She asked.
" We're headed for the Frederica's Farm outside Georgia…" I said.
" Hmmm why there?" She asked.
" For training, Someone at that place is suppose to train me" I said.
" Who?" She asked.
" Kakashi Hatake" I said.
At that instant Kagami spit up her tea and widened her eyes.
" You LIVE with Kakashi sensei?" She asked.
" Uh yea used to anyway… that guy is a real nut" I said.
" No he's not Kakashi sensei is the best shinobi in the entire world he owns the title of Hokage" She said.
" Hahahaha Kakashi is that good huh?" I laughed.
" Why are you LAUGHING!" She asked.
" How do you know Kakashi?" I asked.
" Kakashi trained me, I was one of his disciples" She said.
" Wait what!" I said.
Flashback" Yes that's right… four of them, Sasuke, Naruto, Kiako and Sakura… They all really suck but they can get the job done from time to time. They will grow to be great ninjas" Kakashi said as we both stood in the backyard watching Naruto train.
" Hey Kakashi" I started.
" What is it?" Kakashi sighed.
" Why do we keep having these Flashbacks?" I asked.
" I dunno I guess the author does what he wants" Kakashi replied.
" Yea that's right I'm the author Ultima Firajamaster your surpreme ruler! Hail me!"
" Shut up kid and get to the best part which is me" Kakashi ordered.
" Yessir"
Back
" You wouldn't be Kiako would you?" I asked.
" That's me" She smiled.
" Oh I see" I said looking out the window. " Must be good to get reunited with your old master" I said.
" YUP I CAN'T WAIT!" She said. I looked at Al whom was staring directly at me.
" Somethin up buddy?" I asked.
" If you had to chose between Agent Guluskavich and Agent Bizon who would you chose?" Al asked.
" What Al your still clung on that conversation… old news dude" I said.
" Just answer the question" Al asked. " And tell me if you do chose one, what do you like about her? Is it her figure? The way she looks? Her personality?"
" Wait asec" I said. I stared at Al I could see he was dead serious about this conversation… Why… " First tell me why do you care so much all of a sudden?" Agent Kagami just kept looking at me then Al and switching her eyes back and forth.
" Well I just wanted to know that's all"
" Well worry no more Al for Ajuent Blaze will choze me" Agent Guluskavich said rising off of my shoulder. I looked at Al, he stared at Agent G and then stood up and left.
" He'd chose me you hack!" Bizon shouted getting up. I stood up and walked out with him.
" Do I have to separate you two?" Kagami said. All of a sudden all three of them started rumbling inside of the room. I walked over to Al whom was standing in the hall he let out a big sigh.
" What's the matter?" I asked.
" Nothing" He replied.
" Don't give me that Al, something's wrong and as your partner…." I said trying to reach for his shoulder.
" I said it's nothing just leave it alone" He said walking down to the end of the hall and slamming the door as he left. I walked back into the room, Bizon had a black eye, Guluskavich had a bloody nose and Kagami had bruises on her face. I sat down and cupped my hands together on my knees and sat up as if I was thinking.
" What happened? Where's Al?" Kagami asked the other two seemed to be worried too.
" I think it's his emotions" I said.
" Emotions?" All three of them said. I shook my head and stared out the window. Because he's an andriod he can't feel things like, pain or love… Maybe that's it, look at me trying to figure Al out like he really was an android. Al was once human and here I am thinking this about him like I was the one who built him.
(Moments later at the train stop)
Al, Kagami, Guluskavich, Bizon and I got off of the ship. All of us except Al wearing black suits, Guluskavich was the only one wearing a skirt. All of the girls were up front talking to Al… Trying their best to cheer him up.
" Zo Al, you like diz little town yes?" Guluskavich said.
" I guess…" Al said.
" Nice and peaceful unlike back at the office" Bizon said.
"… yea it's good to get away sometimes" Al said sighing. Instead of drawing his screen to let everyone see his facial expression he kept it inside and walked talking with them.
(AT the house)
" Welcome back Kel san" Everyone said at the same time.
" Yea… Uh" I started to introduce them but Kagami was up shaking hands and getting to know everyone already. After the long intros I went to talk with Kakashi but Kagami was already up talking with him. I walked over and stood beside them both.
" Oh really so your with those Earth Government guys too?" Kakashi said scratching under his headband.
" Yea, oh Kaka sensei I missed you" Kagami said hugging him.
" Okay, Okay I'm feeling the love… lemme go now…" Kakashi said as Kagami slowly let him go.
" Oh Kel what's happenin?" Kakashi asked.
" I need you to train me" I said. " To be a shinobi…or atleast how to beat one" I said.
" hmmm… I see, well all of the text and scrolls are back in my world and besides if they were here you couldn't read it… cause you can't read Japanese Kanji." He said.
" Well teach me in english you ass" I said.
" Hmm I can't just teach it to you, let's go around back and spar" He said.
" Spar for what?" I asked.
" When fighting me you'll sorta get the feel for it" He said.
" Okay let's go then" I said walking in back.
We walked into the backyard with Sakura, Naruto and Kagami following.
" Man he is so toast" Naruto said.
" I hope Kakashi sensei doesn't go too hard on him like he did with us" Sakura said.
" What? Kakashi sensei is all about overkill, Kel is through" Naruto said.
" Nice confidence…" I smiled.
" You'll get used to it" Kakashi said.
We both stood about 10feet apart, I started to unsatchel my gun belt and blade gauntlet.
" No…keep those, you'll need em… okay I want you to come at me as if you mean to kill" Kakashi said standing there scratching his headband.
" Are you sure?" I asked.
" Positive, I got something to tell you but I can tell you now or I can tell you what I have to say later… I'll chose when your stuck in the earth from the neck down in the ground to tell ya" Kakashi said.
" From the neck down… that's funny Kakashi you're a regular comedian" I said.
" Hey, I try" He said shrugging.
" Ready… GO!" Naruto said. With that I pulled out my revolver and by the time I had it up to point it at Kakashi he was gone.
" So you're the shoot first ask questions later type" Kakashi said behind me. My heart dropped, It doesn't take more than 3seconds for me to draw my gun… how in the hell… could anyone be that fast.
" Yea something like that" I said drawing my blade gauntlet. I sliced nothing but air, for Kakashi was gone he was like a ghost that kept disappearing. He appeared right behind me he grabbed my right hand and forced me back.
" Ha you didn't hesitate for one second to try and slit my throat… I can make a shinobi out of you yet" Kakashi said holding me down. I kicked my way up and found him standing there, I drew back my blade gauntlet and rushed him while also putting away my revolver. Hand to hand, my weapons aren't getting me anywhere. I rushed him and jumped in the air to drop kick him, Kakashi reached into his pouch… uh oh he's gonna pull out a weapon to stop me…SHIT! Suddenly Kakashi pulled out a Shonen Jump book and started reading it... I fell past him abit taken back at his actions…
" What come ON Kakashi!" I said.
" What? I just wanted to see what happens at the end of Sand Ocean, you keep fighting me or whatever you like to call yourself doing" Kakashi said taking his thumb and turning the page.
" Okay you asked for it" I rushed Kakashi and jumped at him. I drop kicked and he ducked, I then landed on my feet and started punching and kicking at him, he blocked out all of my punches like they were nothing.
" Hahahahaha where does Akira Toriyami come up with this stuff?" Kakashi laughed reading the shonen jump as I tried punching at him. I stopped and backed up, this guy is no joke!
" Well that was hilarious! Next up is Shaman King, okay Hao and Yoh face off alright…" Kakashi said looking back at me. " Oh are you finished?" He asked.
I was taking in deep breaths as Kakashi held the shonen jump closed in his hand. Suddenly I was elbowed in my face. I hit the ground hard, Kakashi bent down over me… I got up and punched at him. He grabbed my fist and tossed me through the air. I pulled out my revolver in mid air and shot about four shells at him. Kakashi the bullets actually landed…
" Got em" I said. Kakashi fell and what was sitting on the ground was a tree log?
" For the record I don't think ya got em yet" Kakashi said sitting in a tree reading the shonen jump.
" WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!" I shouted.
" I'm a guy in the middle of a good book" Kakashi said turning the page. I pulled out a round of bullets then put in a new round and tossed the bullet shells at Kakashi. I shot one of the bullet shells in mid air and all of the bullets exploded right there.
" Man you are a terrific shot" Kakashi said. I looked around he was nowhere! I couldn't see him anywhere at all!
" Nunjutsu Groundhog Technique, submission!" A hand came from underground and grabbed my leg he then pulled me underground and I was trapped in the earth from the neck down.
" Shit…I…I can't move" I said.
" I gotta tell ya kid, it's been fun… I haven't used this technique since… since… uh when did I use this… uh … yea it was against that hot head Sasuke" Kakashi said patting me on the head. " Listen you won't get an ounce of food until you figure out a way to get out of this hole and defeat me." Kakashi said.
" What!" I said.
" Did I stutter?" He asked turning around.
Everyone then went into the house, Agent Guluskavich and Bizon came out.
" Ajuent Blaze! What haz happened?" She asked.
" …" I didn't reply I got wooped.
" Man… geez let's dig him out" Bizon said as they both got on their knees to move dirt.
" No!" I shouted. " Just go back inside I have to figure out how to get out of this and beat Kakashi only then would I understand the arts of the shinobi." I said.
" Okay Ajuent Blaze ztay ztrong" She said kissing me on the cheek.
" Yea what she said" Bizon said running her fingers through my dread locks she then kissed the tip of her two fingers and placed them on my forehead. They left and went back inside.
All of a sudden the sky turned gray and the rain started to pour down.
" Oh…great" I said to myself.
Author's Note: This episode was dedicated solely to Kakashi Hatake, He is just about the coolest and funniest fighter I have ever seen in all of my years of anime and manga. You can bet your ass Kakashi is gonna make more appearances than any other anime character on this fic although there are a lot of them.