Conversations
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Disclaimer: Family Slumber party!
We all slept together in the living room. My parents HATE that, they're like "we bought a bigger house so you don't have to share rooms, and we get you brand new beds and everything, and all of you sleep in the Living room, on the floor and on the couch. WE GIVE UP!"
Frodo and Sam: Mom and Dad
Legolas : Me, Gimli: My (hypothetical) twin Richard
Aragorn : Nita, Pippin : Manda (Amanda)
Boromir: Travis, Merry: Kevin
Cleo was in her own room. sleeping peacfully.
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The Fellowship was having a slumber party before they left.
It was chaotic. Frodo and Sam had retired early.
"Hey Aragorn!" yelled Boromir "Pass the pocorn!"
"Go long!"
Aragorn threw the bowl of popcorn across the room, popcorn flew everywhere, and the bowl hit Legolas in the head.
"Ow!" yelled Legolas
"Ha Ha! You got hit with a bowl!" laughed Gimli
"Why you ,"
and Legolas began choking Gimli
Pippin was stealing some of Merry's popcorn.
"Hey!" said Merry, who bopped Pippin over the head with a pillow.
"Ow!" said Pippin who grabbed the pillow out of Merry's hands and hit him with it.
"Hey! Brake it up you two. We don't need to take you two to the healers tonight do we?" Aragorn, being the oldest was the wisest knew how to seperate Legolas and Gimli.
Aragorn handed Boromir some popcorn, took the pillows away from Merry and Pippin, gave them some more popcorn, and then fell ontop of Legolas
"Get you big butt off me!" screamed Legolas
"My butt isn't big." said Aragorn "But your comfortable."
"Dog pile on Legolas!" yelled Gimli
"YEAH!"
"NO!" yelled Legolas, but he was overruled.
"gah!" yelled Pippin, who was trapped under Boromir "Get off!"
Eventually everyone got off Legolas.
"HEY!" Sam came running in "Can you manage to be quiet for a little while so Master can sleep?"
Everyone laughed, and threw a pillow at Sam.
Sam growled "Go to SLEEP!" he walked away, then came back. "Please."
Everyone kept laughing, in fact, Merry laughed so hard, he fell off the couch and hit his head on the bowl that had earlier hit Legolas on the head.
"Ow" moaned Merry
"Shuttup." said Legolas "I got hit by that with high-speed, you just ran into it."
"How do run into a bowl?" asked Boromir
"Simple." said Aragorn "Merry just did."
"I see."
"Legolas," asked Gimli "How can you get hit by bowl at high-speed? Or are you just crazy?"
Legolas and Gimli were once again fighting.
This time instead of breaking them up, Aragorn took bets.
"5 to 1 Legolas wins!"
"I'll put 6 bucks Gimli beats the crap out of Legolas, but Legolas wins."
"I bet 3 dollars Gimli wins, but not before Legolas punches him out."
The fight went on till Frodo came in
"What's going on in here!" he yelled
Frodo broke everyone up.
"HEY!" yelled Boromir, I just lost 6 bucks!"
"Shouldn't have been betting then." said Frodo "Now please be quiet."
"Yes." said Everyone
"Thank you." said Frodo and he walked out.
"Ready to have some fun?" asked Boromir
"What kind of fun?" asked Merry, who was rubbing his head.
"Fun. Fun." said Boromir
Just then, another bowl came flying across the room, and nailed Boromir in the head.
"HEY!" yelled Aragorn "WHO'S THROWING THOSE BOWLS!"
"That was me!" said Legolas "How dare you bet against me, Boromir!"
"Chill!" yelled Merry
So everyone chilled.
"How bout we tell stories." suggested Aragorn.
Everyone agreed.
"I'll go first!" said Gimli
"Allright." everyone agreed again
"Okay, there was a prissy little elf..."
"I don't like were this is going..." whispered Aragorn to Boromir
"I dont know," said Boromir "I could get some money from this..."
"And anyway, this elf claimed he got hit by a bowl at high-speed..."
"OKAY!" said Aragorn "Drinks all around!"
"YEAH!" everybody yelled
"WILL YOU SHUT UP!" yelled Sam from the next room
"NEVER!"
"DON'T MAKE ME GET MY SWORD!" yelled Sam
"LEAVE THEM ALONE SAM!" yelled Frodo at Sam
They could hear Sam muttering under his breath.
Aragorn went and grabbed a bunch of long-necked bottles
Boromir took a drink.
"Hey!" he yelled "Mine's non-alchohalic!"
Aragorn rolled his eyes.
"We can't drink in here. NOT THAT WE WOULD!" he yelled loud enough for the whole household to hear.
"BETTER NOT!" said Frodo from the next room
Everyone was quietly drinking for awhile, until Merry, who was still beside the couch lying on the floor, had some spilled on him from Pippin.
Then a fight broke out...again.
"HEY!" said Aragorn "Whay is up with you all tonight?" he said, seperating Merry and Pippin
"I think," said Aragorn "That it's time for us to go to bed."
No complaints there. Everyone blew the candles, and dropped where the were.
There were a few ouches when people fell onto something, or onto other people.
Eventually everyone settled down, and fell asleep.
About 2 hrs later, Sam and Frodo came in, and threw open the drapes of the room.
"Rise and Shine!" they said "Time to go!"
Everyone picked up their pillow and threw it at them.
"Well," said Sam "Atleast we know they can work together on one thing."
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Based on true events at family sleepovers in the living room.
It is NOT Funny to get hit with a popcorn bowl.