Conversations
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
Disclaimer: Lol! Why do people ask these questions? Especially when we don't have the answer!
Guys... I tell you what...
You know who's who. By now, me: Legolas, Aragorn: Megan, Boromir: Chelsea, Pippin: Fishers, Gandalf: Gramma Linda! I love Gramma Linda, she told Trisher that I could be a messenger of God! I am so important!
Oh yes! Trisher stars in this one as... GIMLI, and of course, Megan's Ugg's...
They were walking through the Mountains, toward the Mines of Moria.
The ice was cracking underneath their feet, and what was more annoying was Gimli and Legolas arguing.
When all of a sudden...
CRACK!
Legolas's foot fell right through a giant slate of ice, into a muddy pool beneath.
"AUGH" he yelled "My SHOES" He hopped over to lean against the rock wall, where he was going to empty out the water that was in his shoe when...
CRACK! CRACK!
and another slate of ice gave way to a muddy pool beneath.
"AUGH" yelled Legolas, who ran to another place, no ice this time, and emptied his shoes of water,dirt, and sand.
"Ewwwwwwww." said Legolas, cringing at nasty water that he had dumped on the snow.
Now, perpetually afraid of ice, Legolas walked around it.
Until...
SLIP!
Legolas had slipped on a patch of ice. He was now on his knees on the ice.
Gimli, meanwhile was laughing his head off as Legolas stood up, his knees sokaing wet.
They coninued walking until...
SLIP!
This time, it wasn't poor Legolas, but Gimli, on a pile of snow on his back.
This time, Legolas started to laugh.
"Why don't you make a snow-angel while your down there" jeered Legolas
"I'll get you" threatened Gimli "When I get up"
"Oh you're pitiful." said Legolas, helping him on his feet.
"Pitiful..." muttered Gimli under his breath along with a few other choice words.
Gandalf walked up.
"Gimli" said Gandalf "You should be wearing gloves."
"I don't need gloves." said Gimli
"You could get frostbite" said Gandalf "And I don't want to see any of my babies getting hurt."
"I'll give him my gloves" offered Legolas "Here you go! I'd hate to see you get hurt Gimli" and Legolas took off his gloves, and handed them to Gimli, who didn't accept them.
"Oh, your an angel." said Gandalf
"Oh" said Gimli "So he's the next Valar is he"
"No, maybe he's just a messenger of them, a prophet." said Gandalf "Who knows" and Gandalf walked away
Gimli looked at Legolas with disdain "Are you a messenger of the Valar" he asked
"Can't tell" said Legolas happily "Had to sign a contract" and with that, Legolas skipped off.
Meanwhile, Aragorn was having trouble...
"I do not think these boots are water proof" he cried as he fell through some ice, and mud soaked through his pants and boots.
Boromir was laughing.
"No laughing at my babies, Boromir" said Gandalf, hitting Boromir, but not really hard.
"But, Gandalf" said Pippin "It's so much fun"
"Now you listen to me Peregrin Took." said Gandalf "All of you is my babies, so none of you make fun of each other. You hear me? Now, give me a hug"
And everyone hugged Gandalf.
"Now what do we say" said Gandalf
"Thank Valar for this beautiful day" declared everyone.
"Thank you" said Gandalf "Now, let's get going. All of you are truely angels, all of you"
"What about me" asked Pippin
"You can be an angel too." said Gandalf
Okay, Gramma Linda, is actually only Katie's Grandma, but she comes in, and has us all call her Grandma Linda, and she is always calling everyone her babies, and her little angels, doesn't matter how old you are, 22 or even 3, and she did tell Trisher that I might be an angel. And everyday she has us say "Thank you God for this Beautiful day"
She gives us candycanes, and valentines, and is just funny. You should see her when she's angry though...