Happy Tree Friends

in

That's The Ticket

Starring

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Giggles The Chipmunk: How do I die today, (sigh) life's too short...

Nutty The Squirrel: HI I"M NUTTY I EAT CANDY AND LIKE TO EAT CANDY I HAVE THREE SOCKS AND I
NEVER KNEW MY MOM!

Petunia The Skunk: If this has me dying, it'll be you next!

Flaky The Porcupine: Oh, hi!

Flippy The Bear: Are you sure you should put me in here?

Felisha The Polarbear: Hi, my mommy is Flaky and my daddy is Flippy, YAY!

Cameos: Lumpy The Moose as Ticket Man: Uh, that'll be $2.95, sir.

Happy Tree Theatre

Giggles: This is so stupid, Petunia. Do we have to see Sushine Rainbow Lad: The Movie.

Petunia: Do you want to have another heart attack watching Resident Evil?

Note: Read RapidKirby3K's In The Seat Of Fright!

Nutty: OH,THERE'STHETICKETSLET'SGO!

Flaky: Um, let's see, Resident Ev- no, Suns-, maybe Superman, or, nah, uh, hey Flippy, what do you think we should see?

Flippy: Well we can't see something violent due to Felisha.

Felisha: Hey mommy, daddy what does this do. (Pushes machine's button, resulting in Felisha getting her head chopped off)

Flaky: I guess we watch those now. Flippy, Flippy, answer me!

She sees Flippy with his head chopped off. Then she gets her's chopped of by the machine.

Giggles: Oh Nutty, let's watch something cool!

Nutty: WILLY WONKA! WILLY WONKA!

Giggles: Aahhh, no.

Ticket guy: Hello.

Giggles: Hi, we'd like 2 tickets to SpongeBob The Movie, please.

TM: Ok, here they are.

Giggles: Thank you. Nutty, shall we, Nutty don't eat the ticket.

Nutty: (eats ticket) Gak...CHOKING...GIGGLES...HELP... (dies)

Giggles: Aah! He's dead!

Does CPR

Giggles: Huh, my mouth stuck, his is too candy coated, grr, stupid Nutty, grrrrrrrr (pulls face off, starts to run) AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- mmm, peanuts,-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(dies)

Petunia: Uh, gotta go.

Closes in on Petunia getting crushed by brick wall for movie.

AND NOW A PRIVIEW FOR...

Happy Tree Friends

Holiday House Party starring: Lifty, Shifty, Karen The Chipmunk (Giggles created sister), Giggles, Flaky, Flippy, and Felisha.

Lifty: Man, every year, everyone has a warm house to stay in, while we have a stupid bench.

Shifty: Shh, I hear someone.

Karen: Lifty, Shifty, what are you doing in the cold. C'mon, i'm sure you'll like to stay with me for awile.

Shifty: Wow, thanks, uh, your name is Karen, right?

Karen: Yes.

Shifty: You aren't in love with us are you?

Karen: No.

They walk toward Giggles' house, unaware that there are guests.

So I hope you like my story.