A/N: Once again, I say that RK doesn't belong to me.
Saito walked into his house and into his room, turning on his computer to check his e-mail. As he watched the computer load, he thought about the past week. There was no pizza man, no crazy pizza zombies, no evil "shoot the pizza" popups… he had spent an entire pizza free week and he had enjoyed every minute of it. Even when Himura had blown a spitball into his ear, he enjoyed it. Saito picked up the phone and dialed Okita's number. Okita answered on the first ring.
"Hello?"
"Hi, Okita," Saito said, watching the screen of his computer.
"Hi, Saito-san! What's up?"
"What's our history homework?"
"Guess," came Okita's answer.
"Something that is against the Shinsengumi?"
"Yup. Oh, can I come over? My little brother won't leave me alone…"
"Sure," Saito said, and then hung up. He double-clicked on the Internet icon, and then waited again. He hated slow computers… A few minutes later, the doorbell rang. Saito stood and opened it, letting Okita in. Okita walked in, heading directly to Saito's room. He plopped himself on the bed and watched Saito, who was at the computer.
"What are you doing?" Okita asked.
"Checking my e-mail," Saito said. He typed in his password and let his computer load yet again. Okita walked over.
"You wanna work on homework?" Okita asked. Saito shrugged.
"Sure," he said. "I'll go get my books." He stood from the desk and walked out of the room. Okita sat at the desk and watched the computer load. He read the screen aloud.
"You have 57 new messages…" Okita read. He looked around as if to make sure Saito wasn't there, and then clicked on the inbox button. There were 57 unread messages, all from the same person with the name of: Okita started laughing, then quickly stopped and clicked on the first message. It read:
"Come down to PooPaloo Pizzaria and see what real pizza tastes like!" Okita laughed again, then clicked on the next message. It read:
"Enter our sweepstakes! Win a large pizza with nacho cheese for free! (Only $3.00)" Okita started laughing, but quickly stopped as he heard footsteps down the hall.
"What are you doing, Okita?" Saito asked, glancing at Okita sitting innocently in his chair. Okita put on his most innocent face and said: "Ah… nothing."
Saito dropped his books on the bed and shoved Okita off of his seat, glancing at the screen. He sweatdropped.
"Fifty-seven… new…" Saito breathed.
"Yup. Fifty-seven. All from… the…" Okita trailed off.
"Who?" Saito asked, glaring at Okita.
"Ah… bathroom!" Okita gasped and ran out the door. Saito sighed and began reading his mail.
Three miles away, Kenshin heard a loud scream.
"PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He shrugged.
"Must be some wolf who's forgotten how to call to the moon."
Saito glared at the screen as more mail spewed into his inbox. He couldn't delete the spam faster than it was coming in. He groaned and decided to give up on deleting the unwanted messages. Suddenly, an alert went up.
"You have exceeded your storage space. Would you like to buy more?" Saito was about to close the pesky box when he heard Okita give a wail.
"What is it!" Saito called out to the living room.
"M… Mail!" Okita yelled. Saito hurried out into the living room where Okita was desperately trying to stop the flow of envelopes from coming into the house through the mail slot. Saito picked one up. It was decorated with lots of pictures of… pizza. Saito gave a growl.
Three miles away, Kenshin heard a loud scream.
"AAAAARRRRGH! JUNK MAAAAAAIL!" Kenshin smiled into the phone.
"Mission accomplished, Pizza-sama."
A/N: I know, it's taken me forever to update. I'm very sorry! But here it is, chapter number four. It wasn't nearly as good as the rest and it was super short… but… what can I say?
Thanks to everyone who reviewed! Also, thanks to all the readers! I hope to contuinue this fic… but… who knows how long it will take me to update again…