Conversations

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

Disclaimer: Poor Anna, this was horrible. Okay, so Anna had cramps, and had her step-dad write a note saying she couuldn't participate in gym, and well, Mr. Strait and Mr. VanPelt (the gym teachers, who both are married and have daughters), had a field day with what the note said...poor poor Anna, it was a hilarious note though!

Eowyn handed her sword master a note written by King Theoden.

The Swordsmaster read it outloud.

"Due to uncontrollable pain, my niece, Eowyn, is not to participate in sword lessons today.

King Theoden. Well," said the Sword master at last, "I shall let you children off for today." and he left Eomer and Theodred with Eowyn.

Eomer and Theodred were laughing.

"It's not funny!" said Eowyn

"Oh no!" said Eomer "Eowyn has uncontrolable pain! She could turn into a monster at any minute!"

Eowyn stamped her foot. "Not funny, Eomer!"

"Be nice Eomer," said Theodred "Remember, she could unleash her uncontrollable pain on us."

"Ahh!" yelled Eomer, then he and Theodred ran off yelling about a monster Eowyn and uncontrollable pain.

"Stupid boys." said Eowyn "I knew I should have checked that note before Uncle Theoden wrote it."

Whe mentally reminded herself to dictate what notes were to say from then on. And she was resolved to avoid Theodred and Eomer until they gave up the uncontrollable pain thing.

But they had different ideas.

While Eowyn was walking around the market place, they appeared out of nowhere.

"Make way for Eowyn!" they called "She has uncontrollable pain and is not afraid to use it! She may become a monster at any time!" they warned.

Eowyn blushed, and tried to get away but to no avail. Wherever she went, they seemed to follow, shouting out warnings to all the passerbys. warning them of her so-called 'condition'.

Finally, Eowyn had enough.

"You two!" she yelled, frustrated "Just go away!" and she stormed off.

Eventually they found her in the Stables.

"Sorry Eowyn." they said.

She refused to acknowledge that they were there.

"Father made us apologize." explained Theoden

Eowyn still wouldn't talk to them.

"Here." said Eomer who tossed a piece of chocolate at Eowyn.

She glanced down at it. "Promise not do that again?" she asked

"You have our word."

"Fine." she said eating the piece of chocolate. "But I'm still mad at you."

Actually, Mr. Strait, and Mr. VanPelt didn't apologize, but Mr. VP did give Anna a candy bar for all the trouble they put her through.

I mean they both had microphones and everytime they saw Anna they'd say "Watch out for Piglet (Anna), she has uncontrollable pain, and may hurt you, or turn into a monster."

Poor Anna.