Disclaimer: I don't own YuYu Hakusho. Need I say more?
"Koenma, sir, there's no one other than him to do the job," Botan said as she and Koenma thought about whom to send on their next mission.
"The only thing is, Botan, I don't think he'll enjoy this…" Koenma replied, his voice trailed off as he mentally imagined the young man's reaction when he was told the mission.
"You're right about that sir, but he's the only one. He's the only one who could possibly fit in, and the one who's got the time. He's going to have to be sent there," Botan said.
Koenma began to twiddle his thumbs; this was quite a predicament that they had gotten themselves into, if only she were in a co-ed school in Japan, not an all girl's school in Ohio.
"Send him here Botan… No! Better yet, tell him, but stay a far distance away… a very far distance away," Koenma warned the ferry girl.
"AN ONNA!" a certain fire apparition yelled. He was certainly outraged, and a certain ferry girl was grateful that there was an entire world separating the two of them.
"Well, not any 'onna,' her name is (y/n). She's the only daughter of Yomi, and she currently needs protection… I mean, it's only for the day," Botan explained.
"Yomi's daughter or not, I'm NOT going!" Hiei explained.
"Oh, okay theeennn…" Botan grabbed into her pocket and was fumbling around for a certain piece of paper, finally she found it, held it at arms length and read, "'and Then, I guess you would rather go to jail… THAT'S AWFULLY MEAN! Oh, sorry, signed… King Enma. That's your other option, I guess."
"Fine, I'll watch the onna!" Hiei said.
"Great!" squealed an overjoyed Botan. "Oh, there's something else, you have to follow her through her classes, she goes to an all girl's school and you have to wear a skirt, its dress uniform day! Bye!" Botan quickly finished her sentence.
Even though she couldn't hear it, she could've sworn that she heard a trail of curse words, so foul, so devastating that even I, the faithful recorder of true accounts, would not even repeat. The whole makai could actually hear it.
"Shimate, this sucks monkey's butt," a certain school girl shouted.
"Well, excuse you Miss Nasty-Mouth," said her best friend, Aphrodite, Aphrodite's long blonde hair was in two neat buns, Princess Lea style… both she and her friend had been spending a lot of time watching Star Wars movies recently, and they always adapted their favorite character's personalities for a little while.
"I'm sorry Aphrodite, it's just, not only do I have to wake up early for show choir, but I also have to take a shadow around, it's only the second week of school and already we're getting shadows," she replied.
"Well, if you paid attention you would know that it was a new student named Hiea… pretty strange name, but apparently she's from Japan!" reminded her friend Zeala, her brown hair was pulled into two pigtails and her eyes shone with the anticipation of 's reaction.
"Oh yeah! I can't wait to meet her; we can learn more curse words in Japanese! I'm sorry about your friend, Darkness, I must have really annoyed him, but how was I supposed to know that that was his real name?"
"Yeah, yeah, well just don't ask him that question again," Zeala told .
"Well, where is she? I mean Anti was supposed to be finding her," said.
"Maybe she's smaller than the new girls, but, they are pretty short, I can't believe that we see some of them sometimes," Aphrodite joked, even though she herself was no taller than 5'5".
"That's mean; it's not their fault that they have a height deficiency!" shouted.
"Yeah, yeah, it's just because you like Ed Elric and he's barely 5'… I think, and Hiei, he's barely 4'." Aphrodite said.
"No, he's got to be taller! He just has to! I'll get him high on… something, and then he'll be taller! Darn height!" complained it wasn't her fault that she was tall and liked the short characters; they just had good personalities… sometimes.
(A/N: I'm tired of writing this way, so I'm just gonna put 'you' and stuff a lot now.)
"!" shouted a chipper voice that you immediately recognized as Anti, you had been friends with since seventh grade, and now that it was freshman year of high school, you knew a lot about her. She ran up to you with a small… was that even a girl? in tote, "This is Hiea, she's following you today!"
"Anti is definitely a morning person," you said quietly to yourself, you guessed that Hiea heard you because she began to smirk. You began to think how much this Hiea looked like Hiei Jaganshi when she smirked, but that was just crazy, you pushed that thought to the back of your mind and said, "Well, Hiea, we need to get to show choir practice, well in truth I need to get to it, but since your following me, then you have to come too." You said.
In show choir, you sat down at your normal seat to the left of the piano with the other first sopranos, when the teacher asked you to introduce your friend it was your turn to shine… Just Kidding!
"This is Hiea… I'm sorry I didn't get your last name," you said, you looked down at Hiea and she just glared at you.
"Hn," was her simple reply.
"Okay, this is Hiea Hn, and she's from Japan, she's going to be going to the school this year."
/My last name isn't 'Hn,' onna, it's Jaganshi. My name's Hiei Jaganshi./ a voice said in your mind.
"WTF!" you shouted, you actually shouted the letters, no joke (my volleyball coach does that).
"What?" asked Maria, a small girl, no taller than Hiea… Hiei, who was on the varsity volleyball team.
"I just thought I heard my phone ringing," you lied, "it would be like the third time this morning, but then I remembered that my phone's in my locker…"
"Well, let's pull out Christmas Angel," the teacher said.
You pulled out the sheet music and began to glare at 'Hiei' it stared at you and then you felt a searing pain in your head.
/You want something onna, what is it/
/Who are you, really/
/I told you, my name is Hiei Jaganshi./
/There's more to that story/ the music for Christmas Angel began and you sang the words halfheartedly while continuing the conversation/I not sure if you really are him./
/What are you talking about? If a person says their someone, you should believe them, onna./
/Well, if I said I was Miaka Yuki from Fushigi Yuugi, would you believe me/
/No, because I know your lying, it shows in your mind./
/Then how do I know that your Hiei Jaganshi/
/You don't know who I really am, so don't ask stupid questions./
/Yes, I know who Hiei Jaganshi is, he's part of Team Urameshi, works for Koenma Jr., was once a bandit and worked with Yoko Kurama, who is now Suichi Minamino, and is doing the spirit detective thing as a way of 'community service.' He has a twin sister named Yukina, but she's unaware of the fact that Hiei is her brother, he traded his crystal, which came from his mom when she shed two tears for her children before her death, for an eye in his forehead, the Jagan, and with that eye he tried to find his sister Yukina. He ended up finding her only for her to be saved by Kazuma Kuwabaka and Yusuke Ur-a-messy./
/How do you know that, onna/
/It's amazing what you can find out on the internet. But that still doesn't explain who you really are, so I'm gonna ask you a question. What is Hiei's favorite dessert/
/Sweet Snow./ he replied simply.
/OMG! You really are Hiei, I can't believe you are probing my mind at this very moment! This is soooooo cool! Whoo-hoo/ at that moment you got a giant glare from Hiei and your brain felt a ton lighter.
"Mrs. Himdler, it's time to go," said Maria.
"Oh, well, go ahead girls, don't be late for your first classes. Next rehearsal Friday," Mrs. Himdler said before you all left.
/Where to next, onna/
/Health./
/What/
/You learn about the body and such in that class, we have a class somewhat like it at the end of the day too, but that class is called Biology. The order of classes is Health, Spanish, Theology, World History, English, Lunch, Algebra, Study Hall, Biology. All of those classes are forty minutes except Lunch and Study Hall, which are twenty minutes, and show choir, which is thirty-five minutes. You'll get to meet my friends, Zeala, we call her Miroku, Aphrodite, we call her InuYasha, Brandy, we call her Sango, and I'm called Kagome. Unfortunately we only have one class with Aphrodite, and no classes, except lunch, with Zeala. We have health, World history, Theology, Lunch, Study Hall, and Biology with Brandy though… Today is going to be sooo much fun! I can't wait, we can become best friends and/
/Onna/
/Yes/
/Do you ever stop talking/
/I don't know, but I'm really not talking, it's more like I'm thinking, I think a lot, and I don't take breaths in between thoughts, because I'm instinctly breathing. Do you know which body part does that? The Modula, Aphrodite taught me that! Do you like shrimp? I like shrimp, I like chocolate too, and I also like cereal, but I don't like breakfast foods, why's that? I don't know, do you know? This is strange, I mean, it's like I'm having a conversation with myself, but really I'm talking to you in my brain, and it feels like I'm being ignored, that happens a lot to me./
/Onna/
/Yes/
/Shut up./
/Okay./
Next class we are taking is Health. Personally I really don't want to teach you anything, but if I find anything interesting that happened during my classes then, I'm gonna put it down. This is my actual school schedule, and I actually do go to an all girl's school in Ohio. It's really a lot of fun, because we don't have to primp in the morning, actually on dress down days we actually go to school in our PJs sometimes, and we change from our jim jams to our uniforms in classrooms. I actually know some people who change from the skirts to regular pants in the hallways. It's cool! And, I didn't want to describe Hiei in the uniform, because I want your imaginations to run wild!