Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN YUYU HAKUSHO::Fumes:
Kurama: Just settle down, Ceres, we've got the psychologist on the phone, and he'll be over soon.
Hiei: Don't you think she needs a little more than a psychologist? Like fifty tranquilizer darts?
Ceres: HEY!
"Good Morning, it's 8:18 and time for this morning's announcements! The Lady Panthers volleyball team played double headers and both the J-V and Varsity teams lost the first game and won the second. The Lady Panthers soccer team won this weekend with a final score of 9-0. Go Panthers! For lunch today, there is Salisbury steak, cheese quesadillas, and chicken patty on a bun with green beans, tots, pears, milk, water, and rolls. And now, time for prayer, 'Life is like an ice cream cone, like it before it melts.' Have a good day!"
"Sweet snow is good," you said, once the announcements went off.
/Where'd you get that from, onna/
/The prayer was about sweet snow, it was just called ice cream./
"Hn."
"Class, open your health books to page 92," the teacher said as she took a seat in the middle of the class, in front of all of you.
You opened your book and were welcomed with the sight of, "HELLO!"
"The male anatomy that is what we are going over today."
Okay, so the picture was truly a photo of what is on the inside, but it was still pretty disgusting.
/What type of disgusting class is this/ Hiei asked, his face taking on a slight hint of pink as the teacher continued to describe the anatomy, and in great detail, I must add.
/It's health class, she wants us to know… about our bodies./
/Then explain when females became males to get that anatomy/
/Ummm… yesterday? She just wants us to be well understood of the opposite gender, the same thing is taught at co-ed school, and guys have to sit through learning about the female anatomy. So it's not really that strange./
/That's what you say. I mean, this is the most disgusting class you can possibly have/ Hiei said.
". . What is the name of your friend?" the teacher inquired, it was ten minutes until the end of class and the teacher was passing out papers for the class, blank papers, and you had no idea what they were for.
"Oh, this is Hiea…" /Hiei, give me a last name/
/Your last name is (l/n), baka onna/
/No, for you, never mind I'll give you one/
"Minamino, Hiea Minamino," you finished smiling triumphantly.
/ONNA! WHY'D YOU GIVE ME THAT NAME/
/Because I like it, plus, it's your friend's last name, so I thought it would be cute/
"Kawaii!" Hiei asked incredulously, out loud.
"Hai, Kawaii!" you replied, a triumphant smile on your face.
/Onna, what are we supposed to do with these papers/
/I don't know, let me see./
"Kathleen," you asked the person next to you, "what are we supposed to be doing with these papers.
"Writing encouraging notes to the soldiers who are headed over to Iraq," Kathleen replied.
"Oh," you said.
/Got that, HIEA/
/I'm not a baka, like you./
/Forbidden child./
/Onna, shut up./
/Why/
/Because your annoying./
/I don't wanna./
/Don't make me kill you./
/Yo mama./
/Don't you ever talk about the dead./
/Why not? I always talk about the dead, Elvis, James Dean, Jimmy Dean, The Brothers Grimm, The Warner Brothers, no one's stopped me before./
/Well, I want you to stop./
/And I want you to throw this school off of a cliff, but some things never happen./
/What type of comment is that/
/A comment, that's what./
/Just shut up./
/I'm just thinking/
/It should be against the rules./
/Then all schools would be out of business, and then you'd never have a government, and then everyone would die, and then there'd be nothing for you to take over Hiei./
/That's in the long run, but it should just be against the rules for you onna./
/If your so upset with me, then get out of my brain/
/I will/
All of a sudden your brain felt a ton lighter.
/Hiei? Hiei? Hiei? Hiei/ "Hiei? HIEI!" everyone in the class stopped what they were doing and starred at you. Hiei sat there, smirking at you. You had just made a complete fool of yourself in front of your class.
"Onna, your embarrassing yourself," he whispered to you.
"Shimate!" you cursed under your breath.
"You are dismissed to go to your next classes," the teacher dismissed you.
/You are a pathetic specimen, onna./
/Shut Up/
You went to your locker and put in the combination, opened it and got out the books for Spanish and Theology.
/My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. I love to eat it everyday, and if you ask me why I saaaaaaaayyy! 'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A./
/Conclusion: Psychotic./
Thank you HikaKitsune for reviewing, or should I say SANGO! I'm so happy that you found the story. Now, we only have to get Miroku to read the story, and have InuYasha reply, but unfortunately she/he/it lost their password for their e-mail. HAHAHA! How strange is that? Akuzmi wants Hiei to be wearing a bow, so all of you readers out there, imagine our cute little "heroine" wearing a bow. HAHAHA, Hiei in a bow, just pure hilariousity! Next chapter, the grueling, yet interesting class, Spanish 1. (Shall include the world's best, new joke, 'I don't own a llama, why does this man want a llama so much?')