Disclaiming, NOW!
SuzkusNoMiko, AKA Ceres, walked to her computer and sat down, she pulled her box of goldfish from her handy-dandy cloak and began to type.
I do not own YuYu Hakusho. Done. Go read something.
And so the story began.
As you remember from last time, you and Hiei leave class, headed across the hall to your next class, Theology, Religion, RE, whatever you want to call it. Anyways, by this time Hiei was pretty peeved with you, 'peeved' is actually an understatement. He wanted to rip your head off, flush it down the toilet, and give your body to Mukuro to eat, but then, Yomi would be pretty pissed, so that idea was out.
You sat your books onto your desk and pulled a chair to your desk. You gave that seat to Hiei-a… yeah, I'll her, him, it, SHIM, Hiei from now on… you gave that seat to Hiei and you sat in your normal seat.
The teacher walked into the room and you immediately said, "Merry Christmas!"
She stared at you, you stared back, it was an awkward staring contest, "I don't get it," she finally said. It was, after all, September.
"I just felt like saying 'Merry Christmas'," You report and smile kindly to the teacher.
"Oh," she said. "Well, today we will be talking about Heaven and Hell."
"Um, I would like to say that this is a rather uncomfortable topic," you reported, feeling Hiei tense up next to you.
"I concur," Bri added, "I personally believe that there is no Heaven or Hell. There's only three world, Makai, Ningenkai, and, umm, I forget the other's name… SPIRIT WORLD!"
"Which is like Heaven," Katherine said.
"Just a bit more corporate," you add. "And, Spirit World's name is Reikai, Bri," you add.
"Hn." Hiei said, the first thing he said all class.
/Onna, what are you getting at? You know about Demon World/ you nod/But not your birth father/ You nod again.
"Well, I didn't get the two things you said in a foreign language but by what I got, your concept is closely in tie with Heaven and Hell."
"But oddly enough, some people believe in Heaven and Hell," you say quietly to Bri, commenting on Aphrodite's younger brother.
"Heaven is…." The teacher began to drone on and you began to zone out.
"HEAVEN IS A WEIRD NINGEN CONCEPTION!" Hiei shouted, breaking you out of your trance.
"Heaven exists." The teacher countered.
"Have you been there?" Hiei questioned?
"No, but I know in my heart that it is so."
"That's stupid, I have evidence that there is a Reikai, I wouldn't be at this Ningen school if there wasn't one and this onna wasn't the daughter of a Makai King," Hiei said, gesturing to you.
"What?" you uttered.
Bri fell out of her chair upon hearing that, you both always used to say you were demons, but one of you really was one.
"I came from the Makai, until I began to work for the Reikai and was sent to this Hellhole of a Ningenkai." Hiei continued, knocking over his chair, and walking up to the teacher.
"Oro?" you asked again, now thoroughly bewildered. "Hiei, which one?" you asked.
He ignored you, "Would you expect me to believe in things that I don't even understand?" the teacher questioned.
"You do it everyday with your 'Heaven'," Hiei reported.
"That's just one person's opinion; you don't have to destroy everyone else's opinion because you believe that yours is correct." The teacher said.
"I wouldn't have to if you ningen's believed when someone told you the truth. But no, your heads are as hard as the stones in the Makai, and filled with mud and 13th century beliefs." Everyone in the class watched the debate as closely as spectators would a tennis match. Their heads swiveled from left to right, watching the person who was speaking.
"Hiei, which one?" you asked again, being ignored once more.
"Will you get a life, onna," Hiei asked the teacher.
"Ooooh," Bri said, knowing the true meaning of 'onna'.
"HIEI!" you shouted over the noise, "WHICH ONE?"
Hiei looked away from the teacher and looked to you, his eyes were glowing with fury, his hand resting on the hilt of his katana. "Yomi," he said, "Happy?"
You looked up at the clock, eyes tearing, he was so inconsiderate. And he knew, this whole time? It was time to go, you realized. You told the teacher, gathered your things and ran from the room.
Aphrodite was waiting at your locker for you, you opened the locker and put away your books.
"Wazzup?" she asked.
"I figured out who my dad is," you said.
"Who?" Aphrodite asked.
"Yomi, King of the Demon World.
"WHAT?" Aphrodite asked incredulously.
"Yup," you said, you closed your locker, and looked to your side and there stood Hiei.
"HOLY SHIT!" you shouted, "You scared me."
"Whatever onna, don't leave me like that, you can get yourself killed."
"In school, wow!" you said sarcastically.
"Let's go Aphrodite."
She looked oddly at Hiei, but brushed it off (remember none of them really know it's Hiei, but Bri is on the brink of figuring it out, with all of the talk during RE.)
You both headed down the hallway, to your next class, closely followed by Hiei.
Okay, end chapter, sorry it took so long to get up. I had written the original chapter whiled on a flight to Memphis but lost the paper, so I had to write it all from scratch. So there you go. And here's the joke.
"Why doesn't Tigger have friends? Because he plays with Pooh." Have a good holiday people!