Conversations

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: I know, Legolas's girl, The Hamster Did It, that was funny, but I love all of these. In this one, I get my just desserts.

Trisher, I'm really sorry, but anyway, Chelsea did the same thing to me, listen:

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Legolas and Gimli had been in the library. Gimli had been deeply abosrobed in a book, Legolas had been writing a letter.

"Here, here, here!" said Legolas, shoving the letter under Gimli's nose.

"All right, All right, I'm reading it." said Gimli, taking the letter.

While Gimli was reading the letter, Legolas picked up the book Gimli had been reading.

It was a paperback versoin of 'To Kill a Mocking Bird.'

Legolas held the book in one hand, and was flipping the pages.

"Done." said Gimli, setting the paper down.

Just then, Legolas lost control of the book he was flipping, and it flew and hit Gimli's abnormally large nose.

"Augh!" said Gimli, who ran out of the room.

"I'm sorry!" called Legolas.

"What?" asked Boromir, walking in.

"Have you ever been hit in the face with a book?"

"No. Why?"

"I hit Gimli."

"Oh, do you want me to hit you?"

"Sure."

Boromir picked up the book, and began flipping it like Legolas had, not really intending to hit Legolas.

Just then, he too, lost control of the book, it flew out and hit Legolas' lip.

Just then Aragorn walked in.

"Oh my Valar!" said Aragorn "You're lip's bleeding Legolas!"

Legolas put his hand up to his lip, and pulled it away, there was a smear of blood.

"I'm sorry!" wailed Boromir

To make things even better, Gandalf walked in.

He looked at Boromir on his knees, begging for forgiveness, Aragorn staring at Legolas's bloody lip, Legolas with his hand on his lip, trying to stop the blood, and the book on the floor.

Immeaditly, everyone started talking at once.

"She hit Gimli -,"

"He didn't mean it-,"

"Blood!"

"Boromir go sit down, you too Aragorn. Legolas, go rinse out your mouth, and try to get it to stop bleeding. And for pitie's sake, quit throwing books around! I'm too old for this!"

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Sorry Trisher, but you see, Chelsea did that to me, and I got a bloody lip, when you guys were in Computer class, and we were in English, it took forever before it quit bleeding.