Conversations

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: "I love soccer. Do you remember when all of us played soccer?"

"Yeah, let's hackysack!"

"Whoa! Off the head!"

"Nice one Chelsea."

"I thought this was Volleyball?"

Megan, Katie, Aubrey, Chelsea, and I playing hackysack at Volleyball practice, w/ a volleball. Good times.

Okay, this is at Amanda's b-day party! April 16, day after Katie's! And April 30th is Katie's sister, Tanea's wedding! April is just an eventful month!

BTW, My family is VERY redneck. Though, it could be worse.

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It was Arwen's birthday.

The entire family was gathered in Rivendell for the event.

Galadriel baked a cake and everything.

Elladan and Elrohir went to show Legolas their new kittens.

"Aw!" said Legolas, picking two up. "They're so cute!"

"The orange one is Sally the Third, and the grey one is Tighty Whitey." said Elladan

"Hey, Legolas. Can you keep a secret?" asked Elrohir

"Yes." said Legolas

"We got Arwen a new Horse."

"Really?"

"Yes, she'll love it, but it's a secret."

"I won't tell." said Legolas. And they continued to play with the kittens.

Meanwhile in the Kitchen

Galadriel was getting out plates, and putting candles in the cake.

Arwen was hopping around, asking if it was time to blow out the candles yet.

"Hush." said Galadriel "It ain't time yet."

More and more random and estranged family members arrived.

Finally, Galadriel gave in to a prancing Arwen.

"Allright, allright, girl, calm down. Let me go get everybody that's outside."

Galadriel stuck her head out of the kitchen window.

"Everybody better get in here quick, or no cake!"

In two seconds flat, everyone was inside.

"Now," said Galadriel. "All of you, wash your hands. Hurry up. I know all of you were holding those kittens. Valar knows where they've been. I caught Sally the Third in your dog's dish, Elladan..."

Soon everybody's hands were washed clean.

"Commense Singing!" said Elrond

"Happy Birthday to you!"

"To you!"

"Happy Birthday to you!"

"TO YOU!"

"Happy Birthday, dear Arwen."

"ARWEN!"

"Happy Birthday to you!"

"YOU!"

"Celeborn!" Galadirel smacked Celeborn's head. "Ow." said Celeborn.

Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas, and Arwen were waiting for cake. Elladan was first.

"Get out of the way Elladan, it's your sister's birthday, she gets the first piece of cake."

But unbeknowest to Galadriel, a little hand was sneaking toward the cake, and had secured a bit of frosting on the finger...

"Git your hand out of the cake!" Galadriel smacked the hand, which belonged to Haldir, with the side of the knife.

"Ow." moaned Haldir mournfully, but he still had some frosting on his finger, so he licked it off.

Galadriel sighed. "Can't you kids keep your hands out of anything?"

All of them shook their heads, and Galadriel sighed.

Then she dished up cake and passing it out.

Soon, all of the kids were in the living room, eating cake.

Then came present time. Arwen ran into to open presents, but everybody else (the kids that is) just stayed in the living room.

"All of you kids get your butts in here. NOW!" Galadriel walked into the living room, brandsishing a knife.

All the kids were watching Arwen open gifts.

Money, money, hair stuff, clothes, money, money, money, -

"How come she gets all the money?" Elrohir asked Legolas

"Becuase she's the youngest and cutest." said Legolas

, more money, more clothes, then finally she was done.

Galadriel motioned to Elrohir and Legolas

"You two go get the horse. I'll get Elladan to take her outside, then you give it to her."

Elrohir and Legolas ran outside.

They waited till they heard Arwen and Elladan, then they led out the horse.

"AHHH!" Arwen screamed. "I love it! It's mine, isn't it? Ohh, I told Daddy I wanted one, and he got me one! I love it! Can I ride it? I can! I love you guys!"

And with that, the rest of the evening was spent with the adults sitting in the kitchen complaining about us kids, and the kids were outside complaining about their parents.

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"All of you better get your arses in here before I come out there and get all of you! Don't make me come out there! I will make you clean the chicken coop, Richard Eugene, if you don't get your butt in here. Don't you dare bring in that cat either!" - My Aunt Laura threatening us.