SweetGlade: No. Elinor is not evil, and she is like two days old now... But if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all! Their world: May 21, 2005.

Chapter 60: Sleeping?

Kimiko's P.O.V.

"Go to sleep..." It was already night, and I had been singing to the baby. "Give it a rest Kim, she is not going to just fall asleep because you told her to." Elinor was staring back at me with wide green eyes. "Maybe I should train her, when she's a teenager she'll be..." "Like you? Very angry?" Raimundo suggested. "I AM NOT ANGRY!" "Sure." I sighed and went over and let him hold me. "Look, she IS asleep." I glanced to the child, yep, she was asleep. "Why does she not cry?" Raimundo asked. "There is nothing to cry about!" "What's that smell?" "What smell?..." Elinor went to the bathroom in her crib again! "You change it this time." I said. "No, you do it. I don't know how." "If you don't do it then we'll die from the horrible smell!" The odor... Was unbearable. "Fine, but you have to pay me back somehow." hissed Raimundo. "You're the one that has to pay me back! I was the one who had the kid!"

"Kimiko! She went to the bathroom again!" Raimundo noted. "You change her! I have changed her every single time! Look! It's four o'clock! I am NOT getting up!" I responded, Elinor made a weird noise. "What was that?" asked Raimundo. "Uh oh..." She threw up in her crib, and then started to cry. "You clean up the throw up, and then I will clean her diapers." Raimundo glared and asked "Why do you get the easy job?" "I thought you didn't want it, DAD." I huffed, then lifted the smelly baby out of the crib. "Their is your wish, now she is crying." Raimundo pointed out. "Oh please. You think I like to see my darling child cry? UGH!" Elinor threw up on my shirt. "Maybe we should take her to the doctor." said Raimundo. "Well duh!" I whacked him on the head and closed my eyes. When will this baby grow up?

Raimundo's P.O.V.

"Sleep! Now! I command you!" Kimiko was screaming at the baby. "Stop it. I told you... Get back in bed, and change that shirt. This room smells so bad..." I turned over and glanced at the clock. "An hour more of sleep and then we have to go train." Kimiko looked at the clock to and then slumped to our bed. "Why did you get me pregnant? Why-" "Okay. That's enough, I don't want to hear this mindless droning, now let's just go to sleep, and then everything will be good, alright?" She opened mouth to argue, but closed it again when I sneered. "I hate this." she muttered. "No you don't, mother." I kissed her then turned off the lamp once more. "I'm not turning this thing on again!" I felt Kimiko shrug, then move her head onto my chest. "Goodnight." Kimiko whispered.

A pillow hit me in the back, and I groaned. "Don't hit me, it's not funny..." I got up and rubbed my eyes. "You deserved it. Now Elinor needs to go to the doctor, are you coming with?" Kimiko asked. By her look I could tell my answer wouldn't be my choice. "Yes mam." I replied politely, then I cursed in my brain. "Heard that. Let's go! Get dressed!" She threw some monk robes at me, and then stalked off. "Weirdo..." I mumbled under my breath. The shower water was cold, the way I liked it. "Done yet?" Asked an impatient voice from the other side of the door. "Yeah. That's why I am in the shower, with the water on, just wasting time!" I replied sarcastically. "Whatever. Those words are going to get you no where!" Now it was her turn to be annoyed.

I grabbed a quick breakfast, and then used the Golden Tiger Claws. "I hope Elinor is alright!" Jill screamed through the portal. Kimiko landed on her feet, and I before her. "Now what?" I asked. "We go see the doctor! Now you behave yourself!" she scoffed. "Go find the stupid person already!" I hissed. "You know what? Why don't you go ass?" Kimiko whispered. A man was walking toward us, and a faint smile was on his lips. "I suspect you need help?" he asked. "No. I mean yes... Where do we schedule an appointment?" asked Kimiko. "Why I have an office open, and who is this young girl?" "Elinor." The doctor pet Elinor's head and walked over to the door. "You should come in too." he said. "Whoa. This is going to be so amazing, I bet Elinor is some sort of... Super thing." I commented. Kimiko elbowed me in the ribs then strolled through the doorway. "Why did I ever get married?" she asked.

"What is wrong with her?" I asked. "Nothing really. She seems a bit stressed though, have you been giving her milk?" Kimiko shook her head, and shot a glare over to me. "Well what did I do?" I put my hands on my hips and snorted. "That's is your only problem can see, but I find it very queer." The doctor said. "Well isn't that pleasant." Kimiko grumbled, she stepped out of the room with me. "There is another reason, it's because she has all those powers! We need to do something about it!" "No." Elinor added. "She just said something..." I backed away from the child, and then put on the Golden Tiger Claws. "Good thing we didn't tell the doctor about us being monks, now let's go!" I jumped through the portal and landed straight in front of Clay and Jill, who were making out.

Kimiko's P.O.V.

Oh! My eyes! My beautiful green eyes!" Raimundo yelled and staggered back to the door. "What were you two exactly doing?" I asked. "Well we were... Going to make a child?" Jill still sounded unsure, and she was naked. "Well... You should lock the door and stuff..." I edged out the room with Raimundo. "Did you see that? Does everyone just think that having a little bundle of joy is fun? Well it ISN'T!" I screamed. "They weren't doing what I think they were doing, right?" Raimundo looked around, and then pointed to the corner. I saw a whip of black hair... Xian. "Now she knows? Could it get any worse? HUH!" Omi was standing at the end of the hall, and raising an eyebrow at us. "What are you talking about?" he asked. "Nothing Omi. Now go and be in your happy land!" I forced a smile on my face and took Raimundo's arm, and then slammed our door behind us. Elinor was still in my arms, was she getting too much information about this thing about birds and bees?

"Friends? Just having sex whenever they want? This is insane!" I was pacing around and Raimundo smirked. "You know we could..." "No! I don't want another kid! It wasn't that great..." Well it was. It was blissful and loving... "Ha! I knew it!" Raimundo piped. "Stop reading my mind! Get back on the topic! Should we warn Jill and Clay?" A moan answered my question, and I bit my lower lip. "They know the consequences." said Raimundo. "But that doesn't mean... Fine. I'll let them go this time, but if she doesn't get pregnant then I'm not going to say anything of their... Love making." I remarked, I heard Omi's voice calling us to dinner. "Better get going Raimundo, let's just hope Xian didn't hear us talking about Jill and Clay. Get Elinor too." Raimundo lifted her from the crib and nodded, then opened the door for me. "Such a gentleman." I complemented. "Why thank you Lady Kimiko." We both made our way to the dinner table, and found Omi, Xian, Dojo, Clay, and Jill in a deep conversation. "Hey guys! What's up?" asked Raimundo. "Didn't you hear? The other top lovebirds have been-" Dojo was cut off by a very embarrassed Clay. "We weren't doing anything!" Clay winked to Raimundo and I. Elinor laughed and dipped her finger in her milk. "No Elinor!" I pulled her hand away and saw Omi and Xian exchange glances. "Raimundo, were you not talking to Kimiko in the hallway about these two?" asked Xian. "Uh... Maybe?" Raimundo responded, unsure. Jill shook her head and widened her eyes when Xian smiled. "I see. I get your game." Xian winked over to Jill and said loudly "I bet you WEREN'T trying to make a baby." "Fine! I was. But it was tempting! Now look at Raimundo and Kimiko!" Jill shouted, Clay hugged her to his chest. I blushed, was this going to take a while?