The-Death-Bringer-of-Hell: Hello! And welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway! Today we have: "IT'S AN ALIEN!" Dib Membrane! "SAVE THE DOUGHNUTS!" Tallest Purple! "COME, MY FLITHY STICK CHILDREN!" Invader ZIM! And "THAT VOICE!" Tallest Red! And I'm The-Death-Bringer-of-Hell (Rina)! Come on down and let's have some fun!
Rina: sits down at desk and pretends to drink coffee
Rina: Hiya! I'm filling in for Drew Carrey, incase you're wondering. Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway!" the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Yes, the points are just like the size of G.I.R.'s brain. It just doesn't matter. ZIM and Dib forever! Okay, and to start off we have 'Questions Only'. Dib is the main anchor. Purple, you're the co-anchor and you are a-wow, they really couldn't have been so off… Purple, you're a preppy transfer student who was accidentally transferred into an all boy school and you've fallen in love with Dib. ZIM! You are the sports caster and you are probing humans in: a room with a moose.
Dib: And this is a shock because…?
ZIM: HEY!
Audience: laughs hysterically
Rina: Alright, alright. Any-who, Red! You are the weather… Irken and you are being attacked by rabid doughnuts that get more rabid as you by the second.
Red: Doughnuts are nice!
Rina: Just start when you hear the music.
music plays and camera zooms in on Dib and Purple
Dib: Hello. I'm Al Ien. And welcome to the 32 O'clock news.
Purple: twirls antennae around finger and pretends to chew gum
Dib: The top story today is a question that has plagued man-kind for generations: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
Purple: Hey, Ally! I think I know why! I bet it was because he was trying to get closer to you! snuggles up close to Dib
Dib: Oh, yeah… Let's go over to our Sports Man, Tick Tock. Tick?
Zim: Look at this! The Vikings beat the Dolphins! But what does Tick care? TICK JUST WANTS TO PROBE HUMANS! WHY AM-- Hello, Mister Moose! OH, THE WALNUTS! falls to floor, twitching
Dib: shoos away camera while pretending to make-out with Purple
camera goes to Red
Red: Ok. Since no one is going to introduce me, I'm Sunny Sunshine.
Rina and Audience: chuckles
Red: Well, today seems to be pretty clear, no signs of rain or anyth--Well, hello, Little Doughnut person. You're a nice little doughnut… Come to Uncle Sunny… Ow! Hey it bit me! Oh, the humanity! OH NO! There's more! runs around the audience acting like I'm really being attacked by one of them
Rina: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! tears in eyes Red, it really seemed like you've done that before!
Red: Well, when you live with Pur, you never know what your foods gonna do.
Dib: You don't really mean that…
Purple: Oh, but it's true!
Rina: Aw, we love you Pur. You know, that was pretty amazing…
Purple: Yes… But The Human has very rough skin…
Dib: You know you liked it Pur. makes "Call-Me" hand motions to Purple
Rina: ALRIGHT! On to our next game is "Scenes From a Hat"! And look out, these guys are good. Begin when ever you're ready.
ZIM: WE CAN'T UNTIL YOU GIVE US OUR CAD-THINGY!
Rina: Oh, right. Ok, first scene is… chuckles Things fan girls dream about the Invader Zim cast.
Audience: WOOOOOOOO!
Dib: walks out holding onto ZIM's hand
ZIM and Dib: spontaneously start making-out
Girl in the Audience: NO, DIB! BE MINE!
Rina: BUZZZZZZ!
ZIM and Dib: walks back to place blushing
Red and Purple walk out and do the same thing
Rina: BUZZZZZZZ! Ok, next one is "What is Hiding Under Rina's desk?" smiles Oh, God, I canNOT wait to see this one…
ZIM: walks out and acts all insane freezes HI PEOPLE! ………………I'M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW! Doom doom doom--
Rina: BUZZZZZZZZ!
Red: Hey, Rina. Move your leg a little more to the left. I can't see your undies!
Rina: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Dib: Hey, Rina. I need some more pizza down here. It's hard being a hermit under the desk!
Rina: BUZZZZ! And the next one. "What Gaz is REALLY thinking when Dib bugs her"
Dib: I'm gonna beat your BEEP-in' face in!
Rina: BUZZ! And one last one: "The Best way to tick off ZIM"
Dib: HI! I'm ZIM! I like water! I want to drink some! GAH! MY THROAT! IT BURNS!
Rina: BUZZ!
ZIM: …I'M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!
Rina: BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZZZZ! Alright. 10,000,000 points to Zim for attempting to sing the doom song twice. AND for makin' out with Dib. And Red and Purple, 6,000 doughnuts each.
Red and Pur: YES!
Rina: And we'll be back with more "Whose Line is it Anyway?" right after this, so don't go away!