Conversations
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Disclaimer: All of us girls loathe Austin's eyelashes. We want them.
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"Omygosh." said Aragorn. "Look at Merry's eyelashes!"
"What?" Merry was swamped by the Fellowship, excluding Gandalf, staring at his eyelashes.
"They're...They're girl-lashes!" said Legolas
"Look at that." said Pippin. "They're so thick."
"They're like a black fringe." said Boromir.
"They're so cute." said Frodo.
Merry clamped his hands over his eyes. "I do not have girl-lashes. Leave me alone."
"No!" said Pippin. "Let's see 'um again."
"No!" said Merry.
"Please?"
"NO!"
"Please? Pretty Please?" begged everyone
"NO!" yelled Merry
"Oh, but they are so cute!" said Gandalf.
"They are NOT cute."
"They're so pretty." said Frodo.
"Merry has girl-lashes, Merry has girl-lashes." Pippin chanted.
"I DON'T HAVE GIRL-LASHES!" roared Merry
"Fine. Be like that." said Legolas
"I will." said Merry.
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