Chapter 62: I'M GOING TO KILL THAT PERSON!
Kimiko's P.O.V.
"Wake up Raimundo!" I hit him with two pillows, really hard. "No need to scream lady, I'm up." He rubbbed his eyes and kissed me on the lips. "Well that's a change. But don't you remember something?" He shook his head. "We forgot about Clay's and Jill's birthday! It was yesterday!" I slid out of the bed and stretched. "So? It's not their birthday anymore." "Raimundo! I need to go get them something special!" An idea struck my head. "Of course!" Now he was awake. "Don't tell me you're going to drag me along..." "I am!" I grabbed his hand and led him to the shower. "Take one with me so we can go faster. He smirked. "You sure you don't want to..." "NO! NEVER! I mean..." This caused him to snort. "You are so bad at lying girl." "Oh shut up. That's just tempting me to make you stay at the mall longer." Raimundo groaned. "Looks like I win this time, stupid!" I opened the door and walked in. "Stop watching me take off my clothes!" I screeched. "But it's funny." "UGH!"
"Let's go! You're too slow Rai!" Now we were in the mall, and walking around. "Kim! This is torture!" I was making Raimundo walk around the place with me, and I was purposely walking in circles to make him tired. "I told you that the threat I told was true!" "Stop rubbing it in my face!" More slang from him, too bad Omi wasn't here. "What should we get them?" I asked. "I thought you already knew what the crap to give them!" Raimundo fumed. "I have the perfect idea!" I was jogging to the other side of the mall. "Stop running!" "Can't tell me what not to do!" I stuck out my tongue and he quickened his pace. "Fast as the Wind Kimiko, you'd better run!" My feet brought me to a sudden stop at a display window. He caught up with me and smiled. "They'll love it." Raimundo whispered. "It's so perfect!" "Don't use that word..."
Raimundo's P.O.V.
"Would you look at that!" Kimiko said as she wrapped the present in a striped box, she grabbed a bow too. "It's just a box! It didn't need a ribbon!" I hissed. "So?" She grinned again and placed it under our bed, SO ANNOYING. "Decorate the kitchen!" commanded Kimiko. "Why me?" "Because you are the person standing closest to the door!" I groaned and whined, but she wouldn't let in. "Sorry Raimundo, but you are married to the boss. Go!" Somehow, I was being pushed by a girl, to the kitchen. "You're mean." "Thank you, I take that as a complement." Hesitantly I picked up the bows and tablecloths from the floor, the ones she set on the ground for me. "You have everything just set up for me..." I said in a sickeningly sweet voice. "Isn't it sweet?" Kimiko asked, in the same irritating tone. "Fine. I'll get to work." My voice was robotic. "Better." Kimiko commented. "Don't forget the cake!" She bounced out of the room before I could lay my hands on her. Dang...
Luckily, she didn't know I could use the Wind. "WIND!" Things seemed to fly off the ground, and latch themselves to the walls. "Perfect." I mimicked Kimiko. "Yes it is, and I don't remember telling you to use magic." She was standing at the door, wearing my smirk on her face. "Quit it!" I whispered, someone was coming down the hallway. "Don't worry, I already got the cake, I figured you were too dumb to find one." My face reddened a little, but she didn't notice. "Hey look, it's Jill and Clay!" Kimiko said, she was a bad actor. "We know you set up a party Kimiko." Jill added. "Yeah whatever. But we got you a present!" I mumbled, Clay shook his head. "I'm hungry!" He sounded faintly like a kid. "Okay, open your present last then!" Kimiko huffed, she stepped out of the room with me. "You see that? They HAVE to open it. Because I BOUGHT it for them!" I covered my ears and whispered "Fire Dragon: Known for fiery out bursts!" She looked like she was going to catch on fire again.
Kimiko's P.O.V.
"Elinor! It's Uncle Clay's and Jill's birthday... Yesterday!" I told her. "No blah." Elinor grumbled. "She's hungry Kim." Raimundo remarked. "I know that! Go get her some food!" "Kim!" "Fine I'll get it, lazy pig!" I walked out of my bedroom and opened the kitchen door, which was recently replaced for a wooden one. "Nice of you to join us, Kimiko." Jill, Clay, Xian, and Omi were at the table. "I was just getting food for Elinor..., why are you all looking at me funny?" I asked. "You have to tell me the secret of child making Kimiko!" Omi yelled. "Not so loud! I have tried everything Kimiko! Look at me!" Xian was slapping Omi, like I did to Raimundo. "You don't have to do that. Just figure out if you love each other enough to have sexual intercourse." My Soul Mate ring and my Wedding ring sparkled for a second. I picked up a tray of food and glanced at the present on the ground. "Open that soon Jill, but don't scream about it." She raised an eyebrow, and I giggled a little, it would be a very big surprise for her.
"There you go darling!" I scooped the baby food out of the container with a spoon, and Elinor gladly excepted it. "Used to call me darling." Raimundo muttered. "Jealous, Raimundo?" Elinor clapped her hands, and threw one of her pillows to the ground. "Elinor! Don't do that!" I scolded, I lifted the pillow off the ground. Meanwhile, Raimundo watched me. Raimundo kissed me passionately, I didn't respond with my tongue though. ("I know you can do better than that, Kim.") His tongue made it's way in my mouth. ("Is this all you can think about all day?" "Maybe.") Raimundo's voice echoed through my mind. "No." Elinor was in the room... Oops... I broke away from him and looked at Elinor, did she see too much. "Stop making out with me in front of my child!" I said. "That means I can be as naughty as I want when she's not around?" he asked. "Is that all you can think about?" I asked again. "Uh... Did you hear that?" Raimundo turned his head toward the door, it was the sound of screaming.
Jill's P.O.V.
"OH MY GOSH!" Clay shrank back in the corner. "What? Is it a gun or something?" he asked. "NO! KIMIKO AND RAIMUNDO GAVE US A CONDOM! A FREAKING CONDOM!" I screamed. "But we could use it... Right?" Clay asked. Raimundo and Kimiko rushed in the room, Raimundo with a smug look in his face. "Why did you get me this!" They both shrugged. "OH I'M GOING TO KILL THAT PERSON!" That was enough sound to make Raimundo and Kimiko run away again.