Conversations
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Disclaimer: LMAO! Omg, Katie! Trisher, you missed that. Stupid Sevie that you are. Anyway, you weren't there when we had the Eyelash discussion, that was at Aub's house, before we beat Kurt, Dave, and Austin's arses. ;) GRILZ RULE
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The day was long, and hot. Gandalf decided the Fellowship could use a break.
"You can have a break." said Gandalf. "Do what you want, but do not over exert yourselves."
The entire fellowship busied themselves with various things, except Legolas.
Legolas immeaditly plopped on the ground and closed his eyes.
"What in the hell are you doing?" asked Gimli
"Tanning."
"What?" asked Gimli.
"Well," said Legolas. "I hope to go from this sort of off-white to a more mocha color."
"Glad you got those colors down." said Merry.
"Shuttup Merry." said Legolas.
"Good idea!" said Aragorn. "Love it Legolas, Love it."
"Thank you!" said Legolas.
"I like being pale." said Gimli
"Wierdo." said Legolas.
"No, really." said Gimli. "I mean, I practicly live in a basement, so just staying down there really works."
"Yeah, well, I like the sun." said Legolas
10 minutes later
Legolas, who had been sitting with his eyes closed, sat up, surveying his arms.
"I think I'm tanner already!"
"Yup!" said Boromir. "You're really getting dark!"
"I know!" said Legolas
"Perfect method." said Aragorn.
"Stupid method." commented Pippin
"Shuttup." said Boromir, Aragorn, and Legolas.
"Sheesh." said Pippin.
"Don't mess with them," said Merry. "They are avid tanners."
Pippin just rolled his eyes.
"Yup." said Legolas, lying back down, closing his eyes. "Tanner already."
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Forsyth...you crack me up. (tiptaptiptap) LMAO! Sorry, Trisher, it's between Forsyth and I.