An Arbiter's Life
A Sequel to "A Spartan's Life"
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Halo/Halo 2 characters, or any related characters.
6:00 The alarm clock rings. You press the "snooze" button.
6:01 The alarm clock rings again. Stupid you! You forgot to set the "snooze" button for 30 minutes! You press the "snooze" button yet again.
6:02: The alarm clock rings yet again. How are you going to get any sleep like this?
6:03 You get up, and curse in your native language at your alarm clock for ten minutes, only to realize your alarm clock just stares back at you, showing the time.
6:13 You finally get up and go to the bathroom.
6:20 You've finally finished all your "business" and take the gravity lift downstairs for breakfast. Maybe that's why you've been getting fatter these days….
6:25 You curse at the gravity lift for being too slow. Then the gravity lift just shuts off by itself, so you fall the rest of the 20 feet remaining. You shake your head of disapproval, then make a mental note to yourself to call a technician to fix the gravity lift.
6:30 You finally arrive at the kitchen (because its basically half a mile between the gravity lift and the kitchen) and ask the chefs to pour you some cheerios. (That's the good thing about being the arbiter, you are rich)
6:45 You're not even half way done with your breakfast when your pager beeps. It's your girlfriend asking you out for breakfast. You say "Okay, honey, be right there". You throw away your breakfast and head over to your girlfriends house in a ghost.
6:50 You arrive at your girlfriend's house (in boost mode all the way, and you've ran over several grunts along the way)
6:55 You chat with her for a few minutes, then head over to the kitchen, and to your pleasant surprise, she's having cheerios for breakfast.
7:55 Yep, it takes you that long to eat your breakfast with your girlfriend.
8:00 You say "goodbye" to your girlfriend, and head out the door. Once you're out of sight, you immediately throw up in a public bathroom because those cheerios were homemade
8:30 You look at your watch. You're late for your work! You dash into the middle of the busy street and yell "IF SOMEONE DOES NOT GET ME A BANSHEE WITHIN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS, I AM GOING TO GO AROUND IN A RAMPAGE KILLING EVERY SONOFABITCH IN MY SIGHT!"
30 seconds later when every one is staring at you: You do go around in a rampage, and when you see a lone child, he goes up to him and gets ready to kill when… he says "But sir, I'm not a sonofabitch, I'm a mean sonofabitch. You crack up at that.
8:45 After you're done laughing, you just kill the little boy. Now everyone thinks you're not truthful anymore.
9:15 When you arrive at your office, you sit down and get ready to have some coffee when all of a sudden, Jesus appears because you were a liar. Now he gets ready to kill you. You see him raising a hammer very familiar to the one Tatarus has, when all of a sudden you wake up.
9:16 Time to start the day all over again.