I ALREADY GAVE KISH BACK HIS FREAKIN MONEY SO STOP ANNOYING ME ABOUT IT GOD DAMN IT!
oh and neko straw berry DONT YOU DARE EVER USE MY LINE AGAIN CAUSE I GOT IT FROM ACTUAL TALING SQUIRRALS AND THEY CAME TO ME IN MY DREAMS!
okay well today on the mew mews:
today theyre going to a week long boot camp that Ryou signed them up for.
WARNING:LOTS OF SCREAMING AND FREAKING OUT!
disclaimer:i dont own tokyo mew mewcrys
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"so Ryou whats that?"asked a very curious taco.
"none of your buisness well it kind of is but i dont you to know about it yet yet you will but..."Ryou had a mental break down (ohhhhhh un ryou-ish but oh well deal with it!) "damn you taco why do you have to play your mind tricks on me get?"Rou was getting a little weird"get away from me bemon from hell I GOT GARLIC!"
"alright geez dont have to break down in a horrible way thats gonna cause a second nuclear war."taco said
"hey pudding what are you doing?"taco asked
"ahhhhhhhh DEMON GET AWAY I GOT GARLIC!((TAKES OUT GARLIC))"pudding shouted
(man people are weird and remember the (( is an action and the ( is just an authors note just so you people with less than half a brain cell dont get confussed)
"okay im going"taco went up to lettuce"hey what ya doing?"
"please dont hurt me demon i have garlic and really i have a right to defend myself((takes out garlic))"
"god"taco went up to mint"please dont say im a demon"taco pleaded
"okay GET AWAY MONSTER FROM HELL I GOT GARLIC((takes out garlic))"
"god damn it!"taco went over to ichigo"((sighs))what are you doing"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH GET AWAY DEMON I GOT ALOT OF GARLIC((takes out handful of garlic))"
"((sighs))is everyone stupid today?"she walked up to Zakuro"please dont say im a demon or a monster"she pleaded again
"why would i?and your not either so why would i?"Zakuro asked
"THANK YOU ZAKURO!"taco pleaded starting to weep bitterly
"EVERYONE MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!"all the waiters and customers turned to him"uhhhhhh may i have your attention if your not a paying customer"every ccustomer went back to talking.
"okay my employes we are going to a week long boot camp in a mountain outside of the city"Ryou anounced
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"Zakuro,mint,lettuce,and ichigo shouted out.
"YEAH!"taco,pudding,and ryou over joyed
"we get to get down and dirty in the mud!"pudding shouted
"no i hate mud its all icky and brown and ewwwww"mint announced looking really grossed out
"you guys are so weird i like looking nice just as much as the next person but boot camp is great you get to get dirty and not get yelled at by parents and you get to crawl around with out being told to stop acting like a baby!"Taco shouted happily
"when do we start?"zakuro asked
"right now its already alright with your parents so we're leaving immediatly (FYI its a friday)
"what?"Ichigo was suprised
"horay!"((rushes onto bus))taco went to the bus and quickly got into the front seat."come on we dont got all flippen day!"taco of course was very excited.
"okay lets go"ryou said
ON THE BUS!OHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH
Ill be there when the world stops turning
Ill be there when the storm is true
at the end i want to be standing at the beginning
with you!
The girls were singing along to the cd they put in the cd player.
"i love this song!"taco was standing on the top of the seat literally and then the bus hit a bump causing her to fall right into ryou.
"uhhhh are you okay?"ryou asked
life is a road and i want to keep going
love is a river i want to keep flowing
life is a road now and forever
wonderful journey
Ill be there when the world stops turning
Ill be there when the storm is true
at the end i want to be standing at the beginning
with you!
"uhhhh yeah!"she quickly sat up and got back up on the top of the seat"MWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"she was hyper
"taco get down before you hurt yourself!"lettuce said worried about her friend
"NEVER!"taco laughed yet again maniacly.
"yeah taco and i are the the defiers we will never listen to any one again!"pudding said climbing up next to taco laughing to.
"man you guys are so immature"zakuro said only to have an old piece of fruit thrown at her.
"hey guys that wasnt a nice thing to do.and zakuro no less!"mint screamed out only to have a tomatoe thrown at her
"guys give me the rotten fruit and no body bets hurt!"ichigo tried to calm down her maniac friends.(wow and i havent even gotten to the boot camp and i got tons of things to write)
"okay thats it!"keicchoo got tired of all the noise and adruptly stopped the bus making pudding and taco fall off of the bag rack"now either you all sit down and act like mature young ladies or we drop you off right here and let you walk to the camp!"
"okay well behave"taco and pudding sat in a seat looking bored now."can we listen to something else?"
"sure"taco put a cd in the player"i love this song!"
Its in your eyes
i can tell what your thinking
my heart is sinking
its no suprise
ive been watching you leaving
i want to make it with you.
"cool song even i like it"zakuro said tapping her foot to the beat.
"yeah i love it!"mint was snapping her fingers
"hey its really catcy!"ichigo made the most stupidest joke anyone had ever heard.
"i got it!"Taco took her guitar out of her luggage and plugged it into the amp on the bus and started playing.
"alright i get it!"pudding started to play her tamborine,Mint played a harp,ichigo played a keyboard,lettuce took out her cascunets,and zakuro started singing to the cd.
"very nice ladies who knew you were such talented musicions"keicho commented.
"especially you two ichigo and taco."ryou followed
"ive been playiong for a while i used to be in a band called bloods of dragons."taco said showing ryou one of there cds.
"omg i knew i recognized you when i first met you but i thought it was at the park!"ryou jumped up and started getting in her face"your band was known world wide!why did you guys quit?"
"well thats my buisness not yours"taco said a bit of snobbiness in her voice
"hey theres the camp!"mint said to stop the conversation
AT THE BOOT CAMP!DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN
"ick do they expect us to sleep on these...worthless excuse for beds?"mint said acting like they were giant worms.
"yup!"taco jumped onto a top bunk"ahhhhh so comfortable!"
"what?all these beds are stained with barf and anything else you can think of!"Ichigo wasnt happy about htese beds.
"well you guys have to life with it.We're going to be here all weekend and unless you want to sleep outside you have to sleep on the bed."pudding jumped onto another top bunk.
"why ouside?"lettuce asked
"because those are the rules of all boot camps."taco replied.
"uhhhhhh ill take my chances with the bed."zakuro sat on the bed"its not to bad."
"yeah your right but...why do you 2 get the top bunks?"ichigo complained.
"because in boot camps the people who are faster ge the top bunks because it takes longer to get ready sitting up here."pudding pointed out.
"oh okay!"they sat down
in tacos head
'man these kids are so not going to survive.'
in puddings head
'man these no body besides taco and me will survive this weekend'
mints head
'im never going to survive!i mean weres the mall and the salon and were do we get manicures?'
lettuces head
no time to read books how am i going to survive this weekend!'
zakuros head
'okay this is going to be way harder than i thought'
ichgos head
((elavator music plays))
normal pov-at the line up outside(sorry peeps couldnt resist doing that to icigo!)
"you will get up every day 7 hundred hours!no sleeping in!i want you all here by 8 hundred hours!IS THAT CLEAR?"theyre instructer asked
"sir yes sir!"taco and pudding said standing up straight.
"were we the rest of you on that?huh?i couldnt hear you!"the instructor shouted"you 2 i want you up by 11 hundred hours!"he pointed to taco and pudding.
"wait why do they get to wake up later than us?"mint complained about her two friends getting special treatment.
"sinple.THEY KNOW THE ROPES AND HOW TO ADDRESS A HIGHER OFFICER!YOU DO NOT THEY DO NOT NEED TO BE TRAINED LIKE YOU SLACKERS DO! NOW THEY WILL ALSO BE YOUR COURSE INSTRUCTORS!IS THAT CLEAR?"the instructor wasnt playing around
"sir yes sir!"taco and pudding said
"my fellow cadet and i will do all we can to make sure these low lifes get into top shape and do not slack off during training!"taco said not shouted but raised her voice somewhat.
"very good."the instructor seemed to like his 2 new instrctors."NOW YOU OTHER 6 GET TO BED!YOU 2 COME WITH ME!"taco and pudding followed the higher officer.
with taco and pudding(man its taking me 3 days just to write this you peeps are lucky long long chapter!)
"cant believe we get to instruct them!"pudding yelled out
"yeah!im going to put them through a world of pain and hell!"taco laughed evily while lightening flashed in the backround.
next day with starting of the uhhhhhhh obsticle course!
"okay maggets today im going to see how fit you are in running!"taco yelled out
"uhhh can you not call us maggets cause we are like not bugs!"mint explained raising an eyebrow.
"DO NOT TALK OUT OF TURN FOR THAT LITTLE SCREW UP YOU HAVE TO DO 2 EXTRA LAPS AROUND THE OBSTACLE COURSE!" taco yelled out being stern.
"now everyone at the finish line on the double!"pudding pointed to a white line"ready...set...GO!"
everyone took off running and stepped through the tires on the ground.But ichigo being ichigo tripped and fell.
Next mint started to whine because she got mud in her hair after crawling under the barb wire.
Ryou managed to get his foot stuck in rope and was dangling upside down.(very un-ryou-ish but its my story and i will send an angry email with a virus to who ever makes a bad review to this chapter!)
Zakuro couldnt make jumping through the tires and got stuck half way through it.
And of course lettuce couldnt get down when doing the wall climbing saying that she was terrifyed of hights.
"YOUA RE ALL PATHETIC!"taco was ashamed at everyone."you will all scrub you quarters clean tonight until it shines!"
"well thats good cause i dont have any money"mint said(wow the one time)
"she was talking about your cabin stupids!"pudding quickly gave them all toothbrushes"now go and scrub the life out of your ass's!"
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Im just going to end part one of boot camp here its taking em way to long and people are starting to get mad! ((avoids attacking kish plushie))
especially from my cousin kenkarri and this girl with a kish plushie she made her selve!
well read kenkarris stories they are funny and stupid!but not as stupid as mine!
well remember"the best nuts are by the door!
AND REMEMBER TO DONT USE MY SLOGAN ON ANYTHING!