Conversations

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings, or anything in conjunction with it. There. I haven't said THAT in a while.

Note: 'Chelly' is now to be spelt 'Chele', Chelsea is rather adament on that, Trisher. I'm the only one that can call her 'Chelly'!

BTW, Trisher, you are not to repeat nor mention this conversation to any adult, considering we 8th graders had it while you guys were playing Hangman, and Kali was pissed cuz I told her she spelt the word wrong.

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The Fellowship had had intresting conversations before, but none like this.

"So," said Pippin. "When did you have your first drink?" He was asking this to no one imparticular.

"Um." said Frodo. "When was it Sam? At Bilbo's Party, I think."

"Yes." said Sam. "We found it in the cubboard."

"What about you?" asked Pippin to Boromir.

Boromir thought for a second. "My parents were having a party, they got totally smashed, so Faramir and I snuck down there and got soem Jello Shots."

Pippin turned to Legolas. "I bet you drink." he said.

"What does that have to do with anything?" asked Legolas.

"I knew it."

"Who says I drink beer?"

Pippin blinked at Legolas. "No one said it, but I'm guessing you do."

"It's no one's business if and what I drink."

"I knew it." said Pippin.

"Whatever." said Legolas.

"What was your first drink, Gimli?"

"Beer. Straight-up nothing fancy, beer."

"That sounds like you."

"Yeah."

"I could just see your dad actually giving it to you."

"He did. My mother wasn't home." Gimli said. Everyone laughed, they all knew Gimli's dad.

"I bet you drink hard lemonade." said Pippin.

"What?" asked Legolas.

"Hard lemonade, that's your drink of choice, ain't it?"

"I don't know what you are talking about." said Legolas. "But if you want me to admit it..."
"I knew it!"

"...I won't." finished Legolas.

"You suck." said Pippin.

"I know." said Legolas.

Then, everyone launched into stories about their first times, and other's first times, and how much fun it was, and the head aches afterwards, and so on.

"You know," said Pippin. "I have a confession."

Everyone looked at him. "I have never drank in my life. I asked to see if any of you had, and I guess I got my answer."

"Yeah," said Sam. "I guess you did."

"You liar." said Boromir. "I bet you drink worse than Legolas."

"HEY!" said Legolas

"I don't!" said Pippin. "I never have, and I can't believe you guys have!"

"Well," said Aragorn. "What can I say? We have, and that's it."

"Yeah," said Pippin. "I guess that's it."

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I'm fairly sure they do not have Jello Shots in Gondor, or Middle Earth. Which I don't own.

(sigh)