Conversations

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer:Ah, I'm gonna miss my class. Good times.

BTW: I doubt very much that Middle Earth had Popcicles and Ice Houses (The Freezer!)

Ah, yes, I know Celebrian wouldn't have been there, but she, she's perfect for being Fish's mom. That was great.

BTW, some of the charachters are combined, like Arwen is all of us girls all rolled into one, and we're also the Fellowship members.

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The Fellowship was going to leave Rivendell soon. Legolas and Elrohir were hanging around the library, when he (Legolas) saw Merry and Pippin run by.

"When are we leaving?" Legolas asked

Merry stopped to shrug. "I don't know. Wait, come with me."

Legolas got up and followed Merry and Pippin, as did Elrohir

"No, Elrohir." said Pippin. "Fellowship only."

Elrohir pouted and headed back to the library.

Merry and Pippin lead Legolas to the ice house in Rivendell.

"You first." said Merry, opening the door for Legolas.

When Legolas walked in, he was shocked to see all the Fellowship (minus Gandalf, plus Arwen) huddled in there.

"Here." said Aragorn, tossing Legolas an Orange Popcicle.

"What's going on?" asked Legolas

"Fellowship meeting." said Boromir, licking his Lime Popcicle.

"Minus the meeting," said Pippin, taking a bite off his Cherry Popcicle.

Legolas smiled. It was so cold in the Ice House that whenever they breathed clouds of smoke came from their mouths.

"Look at that!" said Gimli. "Merry, did you take a bath before you got here?"

"Yeah, why?" asked Merry, licking his Banana Popcicle

Everyone started to laugh. Merry's hair had been spiked up by the water from his bath, was now frozen that way. And his shirt that had been slightly wet was steaming.

"Merry's on fire." said Frodo, licking his Rootbeer Popcicle

Everyone once again laughed. It was so stupid, and so funny, and they had nothing else to laugh about.

Just then, the door opened. It was Elrond.

"Goodness." he said, then he shut the door.

The entire Fellowship laughed at the look on his face.

"Watch," said Legolas. "He's going to get everyone else."

Sure enough, a few moments later, the door was opened.

"Oh my Valar, Elrond was right." Glorifindel and Erestor's heads appeared in the doorway.

All of the Fellowship burst out laughing. Like I said, there was nothing better to do, and when you are on the brink of perhaps uttermost ruin...laugh, really, it works.

The Fellowship began laughing and talking again.

Just then, they were taken by surprise as Celebrian swung the door open and began screaming.

"WHERE'S ARWEN? WHO HAS THEIR SHIRT OFF? GET OUT! GET OUT!"

After the entire Fellowship had been herded out of the ice house, Elrond came running.

"Celebrian! Celebrian, honey, I was just kidding."

"Really?" asked Celebrian. "Sorry, kids. Be good, Aragorn." and then she walked away.

The entire Fellowship walked back into the ice house, laughing their heads off.

"Maybe," said Legolas "We should put our shirts on inside out, and backwords."

Everyone laughed. "That would be great. Just to see the looks on our parent's faces." said Sam

Everyone laughed again.

Now, Aragorn and Arwen had been leaning against the door, talking. Just then, the door was swung open, and Gandalf charged in, causing Arwen and Aragorn to fall down.

"All right," said Gandalf, stepping into the ice house, followed by Aragorn and Arwen. "Are all of you being good? I may have to pie you if you're not!" and Gandalf wielded a whip cream pie.

The entire Fellowship screamed. Aragorn grabbed Arwen in front of him, and using her as a shield, backed out of the ice house, followed by everyone else.

Gandalf stuck his hand in the pie, scooping up some whip cream, and got Boromir in the face. Then got Pippin across the forehead.

"Let this be a warning!" said Gandalf. "All who defy me will be pied!" and with that, he ran off.

And of course, the Fellowship and Arwen retreated into the ice house.

Boromir wiped the whip cream off his face, then proceeded to eat it, as did Pippin to his own face.

"Gross." said Arwen.

"By the way," said Pippin, licking his fingers. "Real manly of you, Aragorn, using a girl as a shield. Real nice."

"I know!" said Arwen, stamping her foot. "That was really mean Aragorn."

"Wuss." said Legolas.

Aragorn shrugged, and hopped up on one of the shelves in the ice house. "I'm hungry." he said. "I want one of those hot dogs, but they're cold."

Right on cue, Elrond opened the door again. "I know how much food is in here, so don't eat any, or else!" Then he closed the door and left.

"Where's your stash?" Frodo asked Arwen.

"What stash?" asked Arwen sweetly.

"Give it up." said Aragorn. "Where is it?"

"It's under one of the pots." said Pippin.

The Fellowship began to look under pots that were in storage here in the ice house, while Arwen leaned against the door.

"Crud." said Merry. "Where the hell is it, Arwen?"

Arwen shrugged. "Dammit woman!" said Aragorn. "I'm hungry!"

Arwen smacked Aragorn upside the head. "Call me woman again." She said. "Just try it."

"Hey," said Legolas. "Where's Gimli?"

"Right here!" Underneath a shelf, Gimli had commandeered a HUGE jug of punch, and was drinking it.

Pippin kicked Gimli. "Gimme some."

Gimli handed it over, and it was passed around the Fellowship, and returned to Gimli empty.

"Aw man." said Gimli, looking at the empty jug.

"Hey!" said Pippin, crawling beneath yet another shelf. "I found some more punch!"

The Fellowship found some cups on a higher shelf, and gathered around on the floor, getting punch.

"I wish it could be like this forever." remarked Frodo

"Me too." said Legolas.

"Here's to Forever!" said Boromir

"FOREVER!" roared Gimli, who then belched, which caused a ripple of laughter.

They all took a drink.

"You know," said Arwen. "Nothing lasts forever."

"Rocks." said Pippin.

"You mean what's in your head?" said Merry jokingly.

"No," said Sam. "I really think that by the time our quest is over, we will be different people, you know, out of a group of nine, at least one of us is going to die."

"Well that's nice." said Boromir.

"Yeah." said Aragorn. "Look, we'll go on this quest thing, come back, get some more Popcicles, and sit back in the ice house, and talk about how we sat here talking about it."

Everyone began to laugh, but this laughter was different, and they knew it. It was the laughter of realization. They realized that Aragorn's plan wasn't going to happen, ever. They might get some more Popcicles, they might all come back, the ice house might still be standing, but they would never be the same.

Just then, the door opened, it was Gandalf, no pie this time.

"Time to go guys." he said.

The Fellowship and Arwen stood up.

"Well," said Pippin. "Race you outside!"

There was a mad rush to see who could get out of the ice house and get into the sunshine.

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Okay, you have to understand, there were 2 boys, and 6 girls inside a small Freezer together, and Austin's mom went and told Fish's mom we were in their and us girls didn't have shirts on, she stormed in there, screaming 'Joshua Robert! You know better!', it was great. She hit him, she was like 'Get out! Get out!', and she smacked Fish. It was wonderful, she was threatening to spank him, it was great, really, it was.

(NOTE: MRS. A (A.K.A. GANDALF) HAD BEEN PIED BEFORE SHE STORMED IN ON US, AND SLIMED US.)