Conversations

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: LOL! I loved this, it was great! Okay, Fish's pool party. HA! A Fish having a POOL party. Lol. Sorry, I'm a bit crazy. (taps nose)

Me Eowyn

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Aragorn invited all his friends to a pool party.

It was going to be fun.

"Why do girls travel in packs?" Faramir asked Aragorn, as Lothiriel, Eowyn, Arwen, Rosie, and Diamond arrived.

"I don't know." said Aragorn. "But it makes it really hard to talk to them."

"Yeah." said Pippin, coming to join the conversation. "Stupid girls."

The girls were having a conversation of their own.

"Did you bring 'um?" Eowyn asked Lothiriel, who grinned.

"Yup." she said.

"Big ones?" asked Rosie.

"Biggest my brothers had."

"Sweet." said Arwen. "Those boys won't know what hit them."

And they all laughed maniacly.

"Stupid girls." repeated Pippin.

"Hey girls!" called Aragorn.

"What?" asked Arwen.

"If you want to get changed, use the bathroom in the pool house."

"Okay!" called Eowyn.

All the girls ran into the pool house bathroom.

"Do you like it?" asked Lothiriel, modeling her new bikini.

"It's very...pink." said Eowyn.

"I know!" said Rosie. "I love it."

"Look at this." said Arwen, showing them her sunburn.

And of course, Diamond just had to slap it.

"OW!" yelled Arwen, hitting her back.

"Shuttup!" yelled Rosie. "I heard something!"

All the girls froze. They heard laughing.

"Get away pervs!" called Eowyn, as they saw a hand come over the top of the wall that seperated the small bathroom from the main part of the pool house.

"We're not pervs!" they heard Merry yell.

"When'd Merry get here?" asked Rosie in an undertone.

"RIGHT NOW!" yelled Sam.

"Sam's here too." said Lothiriel. "So that means Frodo's here too."

"AND ME!" yelled Eomer.

"And Eomer." said Diamond.

Just then the boys, who were standing on a bench on the other side of the wall, had a great idea.

Aragorn went and filled a water bottle with cold water, then silently handed it to Pippin, who scrambled onto Faramir's shoulders.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the girls screamed as cold water splashed over them and their clothes on the floor.

"REJECTS!" screamed Eowyn, as she opened the door just in time to see the boys running out the door and jumping into the pool.

The girls, now cold and wet, put all of their damp clothes in their bags, and wrapped their towels around them.

They went and stood on the edge of the pool.

"Come on in!" yelled Aragorn. "Looks like you've already had a dip."

"And who's fault is that?" asked Arwen.

"I don't know what you mean." said Frodo. And then all the boys began to laugh.

The girls thought they were laughing about their little prank, little did they know that Faramir wasn't in the pool.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Eowyn screamed as Faramir grabbed her around the waist and tossed her into the pool. The rest of the girls ran away from him.

"YOU JERK!" she yelled, sputtering and spitting water out of her mouth.

"Sorry!" Faramir said. "Didn't see you there."

"Eowyn must be avenged!" said Lothiriel.

"CHARGE!" and all the girls pounced on Faramir, knocking him the pool, and causing a huge splash as they all fell in.

"Guess we got you in the pool." said Eomer, who was met with a splash in the face.

Now, for fun, Aragorn had put two rafts in the pool.

The girls had taken one, and the boys the other.

But there was a problem: The raft held three people.

There was a constant power struggle over the rafts.

"I'm on!" yelled Eowyn as Lothiriel rolled off, and Eowyn took her place, only to have Diamond pull on her ankle, as Lothiriel tried to get Arwen off.

The boys were watching this.

"It's like funny." said Aragorn. "Most people think boys would fight like that."

Eventually, they lost intrest in the rafts, as was some of the servants were grilling, and it was time for lunch.

They all scrambled out of the pool, it was rather hard, considering that the pool didn't have a ladder. Go figure.

All the boys pushed ahead of the girls, and got their food first, then ran over to eat in the pool house. The girls, being slightly more civilized than the boys, sat at a table, sipping their pops, and excusing themselves when they burped.

Turns out, by complete coincidence the girls all got pretty much the same thing. They all got a hot dog with ketchup (except Eowyn, who got mustard only), Rosie, Arwen, and Lothiriel got Doritos, and Diamond and Eowyn ate Cheetos. They all drank Faygo Moon Mist.

As soon as they finished their lunch, the girls went and sat in the sun. The boys were still in the boat house. Faramir walked out and ran over and grabbed an arm full of pops, than swung open the screen door of the pool house, and laughed.

"What's goin' on?" asked Arwen.

"Can't tell you!" called back Faramir, and he stepping into the pool house.

"I don't know if I want to know." said Lothiriel.

There was a murmer of agreement.

About ten minutes later all the boys came laughing out of the pool house.

"Hey." said Aragorn walking up to them. "I tripped over all of you alls crap."

All the girls looked at eachother. They had hung their bags up on the hooks.

"We better go see what they did." said Rosie. "Plus," she added. "I want to get changed into my shorts for a while."

All the girls went over to the pool house and opened the door.

"Holy crap." said Arwen. "They are so dead."

As soon as they walked into the pool house, they saw the bathroom door was open, and their bags had been taken off the hooks and strewn about the bathroom and pool house.

The girls ran around picking up their stuff.

"I can't believe they'd do this!" said Eowyn. "What a bunch of - grrr."

"I can't find any of my stuff!" wailed Arwen.

When the girls, minus Arwen, had picked up their things, they began to look for Arwen's stuff.

Diamond looked in the room adjecent to the bathroom, meant for cleaning supplies, Rosie searched the pool house upside down, Eowyn ventured into the shed which was adjecent to the pool house, and Arwen sat on a bench and tried not to cry. Diamond had no luck in the supply room. Neither did Rosie searching every nook and cranny. Lothiriel attempted to comfort Arwen. Eowyn was still searching the shed.

"Uh-oh." said Eowyn, as she opened the freezer door. "Arwen..." she called.

All the girls ran into the shed. "What?" asked Arwen. "Did you find my clothes?"

"Yeah, about that..." said Eowyn.

"What?" asked Arwen.

Eowyn pulled a lavender bag out of the freezer. Arwen's bag.

"Oh they are so dead." said Lothiriel.

"Going down." said Diamond.

"So dead." said Rosie.

Arwen just burst into tears.

10 minutes and a change of clothes later...

"Ready girls?" asked Lothiriel, as she handed each of the girls two over sized, over filled water balloons, which the wrapped in their beach towels.

"Yup." said Arwen. "I will personally kill Aragorn myself."

Back to da Boys

"Wait...Shhhh." said Aragorn. "The girls are going into the pool house."

They all waited silently in the pool, and then they heard the beautiful sound of the girls screaming.

They burst out laughing.

"Oh, that was great." said Sam.

"Totally worth it." said Merry.

"I don't know..." said Faramir. "Those girls will get us back."

"Yeah, right." said Aragorn. "They ain't that smart."

Eomer rolled his eyes. "Of course they're not smart. They're girls."

"Hey, speak of the devils." said Pippin.

"Hey, Boys." said Eowyn, just as Aragorn swam to the bottom of the pool.

"We're gonna play a prank on Aragorn." said Arwen.

"Wanna help?" asked Lothiriel.

All the boys, except Faramir got out of the pool. "I'll stay here." he explained. "Aragorn will think it's suspicious if we all leave."

So we took the boys over by a large Oak tree, telling them that it was so Aragorn couldn't hear our plan. The boys believed us. How stupid could they get? I mean, here were girls, in full clothing, holding beach towels with things that looked like rocks in them?

"So, what are we gonna do?" asked Frodo

"We?" said Diamond.

"You aren't doing anything." said Rosie.

"FIRE!" yelled Arwen. And all the girls dropped their beach towels, revealing their water balloons.

"Oh sh-!" yelled Pippin as Eowyn nailed the back of his head.

Aragorn and Faramir were laughing in the pool.

After the girls had creamed the boys with water balloons, they figured they were avenged and they all did a cannonball in the pool.

The boys and girls played nice for a while, but the boys were still steamed about being beaten with water balloons. They wanted payback.

While the girls were all swimming and talking in one corner, a couple of the boys went and filled some buckets up with water.

The girls got out of the pool, and walked passed the boys, who hid the buckets behind their back, and laid on the grass on their towels.

The boys knew this was perfect. They walked up to the girls, buckets behind them.

"Hey girls." said Faramir.

"Hey." said Lothiriel.

"HEY!" yelled Pippin, and all the boys threw the buckets of cold,cold water on the girls, who screamed.

Just then, Gandalf walked out, and everyone froze.

Gandalf was holding a bottle, not just any bottle, oh no, a beer bottle.

Everyone froze. "Don't mind me!" said Gandalf, as he chug-a-lugged.

Everyone blinked, and blinked again. "Well," said Gandalf. "Just wanted a cold one, I'm off again!" and he jumped on Shadowfax and rode off.

"That was wierd." said Aragorn.

"No," said Eowyn. "That was scary."

Forsyth saw his oppurtunity and dumped a bucket of cold water over Eowyn's head, then ran for cover under a table.

The War was back on. Eowyn jumped out of the pool, and went to drag Faramir out from under a table so she could push him in the pool. Lothiriel revealed a hidden water balloon which burst against the back of Pippin's head. The boys in turn, through more buckets upon the heads of the girls.

About a Half an Hour Later...

Everyone was pooped from the War, which pretty much everyone gave up after one of Aragorn's advisors came out and was nailed with a water balloon. The girls, with exception of Lothiriel wanted to dry off, so they got out of the pool and headed to the pool house to change, which they managed to do with out incident.

Then, they took the pillows off the deck chairs, and spread them in a shady spot, and chilled on the grass for awhile.

The girl's were talking about Estella, the only girl to not show up at the party.

"Wonder what she's doing." said Arwen.

"I don't know," said Rosie. "Isn't she going out with Merry?"

"Was." said Eowyn. "Now it's some other hobbit."

"Ohhhhh." said Diamond. "I do wonder what she's up to now."

Just then the girls were silenced by the aproach of two boys, Aragorn and Faramir.

"What you girls doing?" asked Aragorn, taking a seat by Arwen, and Faramir next to Eowyn.

"Nothing." said Rosie.

"Yeah," said Faramir. "Like we believe that."

"Hey," said Aragorn. "You don't have any sisters, you don't know girls, they are always planning something."
"Most likely planning how to win our hearts." said Eomer, joining the conversation.

All of the girls pretended to wretch at the idea of it.
"Now," said Faramir. "The way to a girl's heart is-," but he was cut off by Aragorn.

"Is to steal it!" The boys hooted in laughter, the girls weren't finding this funny.

"Ha Ha." said Arwen. "Now go away!"

So the boys went off to eat some more food.

Lothiriel came and sat down.

"What took you so long, Lothiriel?" asked Eowyn.

"I had to dunk Pippin for untying my bikini top."

"How far did he get?" asked Diamond.

"Not very." said Lothiriel. "I dunked him. Perverted little midget hobbit." she said, making the rest of the girls laugh.

"Did you hear about Estella?" asked Diamond.

"No, what?" asked Lothiriel.

"Ditched Merry-,"

"So that's why he ate 5 hotdogs." said Lothiriel.

"No, he just eats like that noramally." said Rosie.

"Anyway!" said Diamond. "And now she's supposedly going out with another guy."

"Hmph." said Lothiriel. "Wonder what she's doing now."

The girls spread out on the pillows, lying in the shade.

"Well," said Eowyn. "I think it's almost time to go."

"Yeah." said Arwen. "I have to something to do."

"I'm going to Dol Amroth right after this." said Diamond.

"Gee, I hate you." said Rosie. Diamond just stuck her tongue out.

"You know what?" said Eowyn. "I do too."

"Me too." said Arwen.

"I don't." said Lothiriel. "I'm going with her."

Lothiriel and Diamond were met with three tongues sticking out at them.

Nonetheless, it was time for everyone to leave.

All the girls grabbed their bags, thanked Aragorn for the lovely party and left.

"Lookit that." said Merry.

"Hm?" asked Aragorn.

"I see what you mean, Merry." said Eomer.

"See what?" asked Aragorn.

"Totally true." said Faramir.

"WHAT?" yelled Aragorn.

"It's what Faramir said earlier." explained Pippin. "He asked why girls have to travel packs."

"Oh." said Aragorn. "I get it."

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Sorry, wierdest thing in the world...Mrs. A walking around with a cold one...no, not walking, riding a bike. LMAO, that was freaky.