Disclasimer: Dont own it! whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! ok on wioth the thing!
It was a normal day om Earth. All the Titans were doing their own thing. I dont get into details so lets begin.
Beast Boy: OH OH AH AH AHAHAHAHA OHHH OHHHASSAHHHH! MOTHERF'ER!
Raven:0.o
Beast Boy: IM SINGING IM SINGING WHEEEEEEEEE! LALALALALALALALALALALA! HEEEEE!HAHAHA!
(Beast Boy begins stripping naked and dancing around the room singing row row row your boat)
Raven: (tWITCH TWITCH)
(Raven walks out of the room)
5 minutes later...
( Raven walks back in)
Raven: Got milk! MOOOOOO!
Robin: 0.o. Umm Cy? Could you tell me whats going on here?
Cyborg: ...
Robin: Cy?
Cyborg: AHHHHHAHAHAH! HOOPDY DOO DEE DEE DE DA! ALALALALAL! HUNY I LUV U!
Robin: get away from me you metal junkpile!
Cy: Try some crack.
Robin: Cy I dont want any cracl so put it away-
Cyborg: Shutup and TAKE IT!
(CY SHOVES CRACK IN ROBINS MOUTH)
Robin: Blech!
(robin wakes up from weird dream)
Robin: AHHHH GOTTA EAT ( FOAMS AT MOUTH FOOOD!
(robin walks into room to find aliens giving Raven a Pedicure)
Robin: Raven What THE HOLY SH ASS CRACKERS ONLY FOUND IN THE DAIRY COWS AT MOSCOWS EAST END BY GRABBING AN ADMANTITE PICKAXE AND ARTIFICIALLY INSIMINATING IT WITH DUCK PISS WHICH CAUSES IT TO MORPH INTO AN EVIL CHICKEN BENT ON DESTROYING THE WORLD AND DESTROYING EVERYONE AND COMMITING SUICIDE TO MAKE THE EVIL CATS NAMED BOB SING DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!
Raven: HUH? AHHHHHHHHH!
BLACK AURA SURROUNDS ALIENS AND THEY BLOW UP SPEWING OUT CANDY
Raven: Candy! (Jumps at candy and eats it all )
Raven: Robin you idiot my feet were starting to feel good!
Robin: I dont care now give me my food!
Raven: Fine
raven makes robin a sandwhich and when robin isnt looking slips some of starfires foot fungus in there
Raven: HERE YOU GO!
Robin: Shutup you goth
(Robin eats sandwhich and dies soon after)
Raven: Now to go find Beast Boy
BB: what do u need me for?
Raven: Jumps on Beast Boy and kisses him
BB: (tries to stick it)
Raven: (pulls bb's thingy off)
BB: are you crazy! i need that for PP!
Raven: I have never seen you PP BB
BB: neither have i
Raven: And now u never will
BB'S THING SLAPS RAVEN AND REATTACHES ITSELF TO BB USING SCOTCH TAPE
Morphs into kitten and mews and cuddles up to ravens feet ad they all sleep happily ever after
THE END!