Conversations

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: "What would you like?"
"We want youuuuu." - Some poor McDonald employee, and Chelly. Well, we supposed to say it with Chelly, but, hey, she made the guy blush so bad.

Ah, the second leg of the journey. We reach the hotel.

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Finduilas's wagon had settled down after all the girls had decided to nap.

Eowyn and Arwen's heads were leaning agianst each other, Diamond (who was up front with Finduilas) was sprawled across the seat, Lothiriel had her head on her chest, and Rosie and Estella's heads were in her lap sleeping.

Finduilas glanced back at the girls, who were sleeping peacefully. She hoped it would last until they got the hotel.

Celebrian and Theodwyn were having a lively conversation about their oldest children, and how much their youngest used to try to act like their oldest.

Gilrean was once again trying to stop the boys from eating all the food (they had woken up hungry), but she had only succeeded in them now loudly singing a song called 'Fire and Rain'. She was getting rather annoyed.

In Finduilas's car, Arwen stirred, which woke up Eowyn, who stretched and and accidently jarred Diamond, who yawned, which woke up Lothiriel, who woke up Rosie and Estella.

"Goodmorning Sunshines!" said Finduilas.

"How much longer?" asked Arwen.

"Um," said Finduilas looking at the map. "Soon. Thirty minutes, tops."

"Good." said Arwen stretching. "I have to use the facilities."

"Me too." said Eowyn.

"Yeah, now that you mention it..." said Diamond, which stirred agreement from Rosie and Estella, but not Lothiriel.

They began to pass a large body of water. Arwen leaned over Eowyn, to peer out. "Is that Silver Lake?" Arwen asked.

"I don't know." replied Eowyn. "Looks rather blue to me." Everyone laughed but Arwen, who whapped Eowyn.

"Don't!" said Diamond. "Don't make me laugh! I have to pee."

"We're almost there." said Finduilas.

Gilrean was now singing 'We Are the Champions' with Aragorn and Faramir. Anyone who was in or around the car would have suspected they were not singing but slowly and painfully killing a cat.

"Here we go!" said Finduilas as they pulled up to a large Inn. "Why don't you girls go in and use the-," but she was cut off as all the girls hopped out and ran inside.

Gilrean pulled in behind Finduilas, and the boys jumped out as they saw the girls running in.

Theodwyn and Celebrian brought up the rear. "What in Valar's name are those kids doing? Don't the realize that they have to have us adults get the keys before they go to their rooms?" Celebrian shook her head. "Idiots." she said.

The girls ran in, looking franticly for a bathroom. Alas, there was none. Arwen was beside herself, having to go the most.

The boys were finding this quite amusing.

"Do you hear that?" Aragorn asked Faramir.

"I sure do." said Faramir.

"What do hear?" asked Lothiriel.

"Water!" they said at the same time, laughing their heads off.

"Not funny!" said Arwen, who went and whapped them too. She began hopping up and down as the mothers walked in.

"Hold tight, Arwen." said Celebrian, ruffling her hair.

"What do you think I've been doing?" asked Arwen.

The adults walked up to the front desk, and the girls sat down on a nearby couch, the boys shared one of the huge chairs.

"Hi!" said Finduilas.

"Hello, my name is Damrod, and I'll be helping you! What is your reservation under?"

"Should be under Finduilas/Theodwyn."

"Let's see..." he said, scanning over some papers. "Ah," he said. "Right here, You have one suite, two rooms, two beds, and two fold out couches, conjoined to a small suite, one bed and a fold out couch. And two other rooms with two beds and all have baths. Correct?"

The mothers nodded. "Okey-dokey." Damrod said. "I need you to fill out some stuff, just take these, and put these peices of paper on your wagons, so that we don't tow them away." The mothers filled out the peices of paper, and Celebrian went to hang them on the wagons.

"Do we have the keys?" asked Arwen, bouncing by Finduilas.

"Not yet." said Finduilas.

"Here you go!" said Damrod, who had left for a back room, and returned with eight keys, two for each room. "Enjoy your stay! Call for me if you need anything."

"Thank you!" said Arwen, about ready to kiss Damrod, even though he was easily thirty years older than her.

"Here you go girls." Said Finduilas, handing Arwen two keys. "You are room 114."

And like a bullet Arwen had the keys and was gone down to floor one, which, ironicly was beneath the lobby. The girls ran to 114, and raced to the bathroom.

"Guess they really had to go." Aragorn and Faramir had gone out and helped their mothers bring in both theirs and the girls' luggage.

"Wait!" said Celebrian, "before you go in your room." Celebrian took one of their keys, and ran into their room and

moved the couch in front of a door. She then walked out, and handed the boys the keys. "There you go!" she said.

The boys just shrugged and walked into the bathroom.

In the girls room, all of them now relieved, they were exploring their new quarters.

"Hey!" said Arwen, we need to draw, to see who sleeps where."

Eowyn drew first, she got couch. "YES! I don't want to share a bed anyway."

And it went on. Arwen and Rosie were to share a bed, Diamond got the other couch, Lothiriel got the floor, Estella got a bed.

Just then there was a ringing of a bell, like a doorbell.

Arwen jumped on the thing that looked almost like a horn, but it was connected to a string in which was connected to a bell that was ringing.

"Helloooooooooooooooooooooo!" said Arwen.

All the girls gathered around to listen.

"Um, hi? This is Damrod -,"

"Damrod, baby! Whatcha need, sweetie?" asked Arwen.

When Damrod answered, he was rather flustered. "Um, some one left their sunglasses in the lobby."

There was a slamming of the door as Rosie ran to the lobby.

"Thanks, Damrod, Rosie'll be right down, anything else, baby?"

"If you need anything, just call! Bye." when he said 'if you need anything' he sounded unsure of himself.

"We will Stevie!" and Arwen hung up.

All the girls burst into peals of laughter. "That was so mean!" said Lothiriel.

"I bet he's going to ask you out!" said Diamond.

"He was married!" said Eowyn. "I saw the ring."

"I'm on vacation." said Arwen, giving a flirty wink, which made the girls laugh harder.

Rosie walked in the room. "Arwen, dear, don't scare the hired help please, the poor guy look very flustered when I asked for sunglasses, and told him we'd call if we needed anything."

By this time, the girls were laughing so hard, they had to sit down.

"Hey girls!" said Finduilas, "Hey, I'm putting a cooler of pop right over here, and I'm putting food in the ice box, and another box of crackers and such by the cooler. Okay?"

The girls nodded, tears streaming from their eyes.

"I don't want to know, do I?" asked Finduilas.

Arwen just shook her head, and Finduilas walked out.

The girls went to get a pop when all of a sudden, Finduilas burst back into the room.

"WAIT!" she yelled. "You didn't open the cooler, did you?" the girls shook their heads.

Finduilas opened it up, reavling...Pepsi, Rootbeer, and Mountain Dew.

"Whew." said Finduilas. "Wait, if you don't have the beer...the boys!" and with that, Finduilas ran out of the girls room.

Just then, Eowyn noticed something, and motioned for the girls to follow her.

With the Boys...

Faramir and Aragorn opened the cooler that Finduilas had just dropped off. The each grabbed a rootbeer, and went and sat on the couch, only to be interupted by a crazed Finduilas.

"Where's the beer? Did you get it? Where is it!"

Just then, Gilrean rounded the corner into the room. "Relax Finduilas." she said, taking a sip of her Bud Light. "We found it."

"Ah. Sorry, boys." said Finduilas, walking out.

Faramir and Aragorn just rolled their eyes. Aragorn drained his pop, and threw the can at the dresser, and stretched, his hand hitting the wall. It made a hollow sound.

"What the...?" Aragorn stood up on the couch. "HEY! Faramir!"

"No need to shout, I'm right here." said Faramir.

"There's a door here."

"Let's move the couch."

Easily, within about ten minutes (what wusses. Sorry, I'll get out of the story, and continue typing) the boys had moved the couch, and were staring at a door.

"Wonder where it goes to." said Faramir.

"Me too." said Aragorn.

And they stood there for about five more minutes. (stupid dorks. Sorry, getting out.)

"Why don't we, I don't know, open the door?" suggested Faramir.

"Yeah." said Aragorn. And with that they opened the door...

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Actually, almost the entire time up (while we weren't sleeping) we were watching 'Win a Date with Tad Hamiliton!'. Oh yes, and we were distinguishing who's a 'looker' and who was a 'definite looker'