-Now is when they actually start reading the book. Beware!

First Bruise

"This candy tastes really bad." Kurby said, reading the book and chewing a colorful piece of-
"That's soap." Kerby said, taking the so called candy from Kurby.
"Eh whatever." Kurby said.

Kurby stopped by a tree and closed the book. He started to whistle, as if to chirp to a small blue bird.
"You can speak bird?" Kerby asked his little brother. Kurby stopped and showed his older brother the book.
"Yeah see, Number 1,' Learn to speak bird.'" Kurby said. Kebry rolled his eyes and closed the book, yanking his little brother along.

Later at a Cyber Cafe, Kerby was on a computer, IMing himself through AIM. "I can't believe that Kurby talked me into doing this." He turned in his chair and looked at the door, where Kurby stood, knawing on a giant cookie, holding a Starbucks bag.
"What the heck are you doing?" Kerby asked, walking over to his brother. Kurby paused his cooking eating for a minute.
"Mm, number 4 says, 'Knaw on a giant cookie you got at Starbucks and try not to drop a single crumb.'" He said, showing Kerby the book.
"You skipped number 3." Kerby said, pointing. "'Whistle a very annoying tune until your sibling and/or friend goes nuts.' I didn't hear you do that." He added.
"I did it at Starbucks." Kurby said. "Oh, by the way, duck."
"What?"
"Duck!" Kurby squatted to his squished position has a muscular fat dude came and punched Kerby, obviously thinking the older pink ball was Kurby. Kurby stood back up, looking at his brother, who now had a black eye. "C'mon..." Kerby said in an annoyed tone. Hewalked out, Kurby following.

Kerby and Kurby walked down the sidewalk, as Kurby continued to attempt number 4, with little sucess. He stopped to read the book.
"Hm..." Kurby said. He went over to a guy on the street and started to say..."I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored..."

"LOOK OUT!"
Ripping through the cement sidewalk and down the street was a wide eyed Kurby, carrying the book as he was chased by the guy who he had been annoying. Kerby looked behind and went wide eyed.

"Sorry brother of mine. I mean who would've though that, that guy was a black belt in karate." Kurby said in the Emergency Room, next to a beat up Kerby in a white hospital bed. Kerby looked at Kurby, then back at the ceiling,holding a sqeuaky toy that his younger brother had given him to hold. Kurby opened the book.
"Oh, here's an easy one. 'See how many times you can kill Mr Game & Watch in 2 minutes.' Sounds easy enough." Kurby said. Kerby sat up, handing the squeaky back to Kurby.
"Fine..." He said softly.
"Yay!" With that, Kurby grabbed Kerby's arm and ran out of the hospital, pulling Kerbywhile holding the book and his squeaky.

"52!" Kurby said as he pushed the button on the stop watch as it read 2 minutes. Kerby jumped out of the ring and over to Kurby.
"Now that one was fun!" He said.
"And it was fun to watch Game&Watch struggle!" Kurby said. They both broke out in laughter.

But suddenly, the sky grew dark, and a-
"GIANT FLOATING GLOVE!" Kurby said, pointing at it as it came out of the sky.
"That's Master Hand you dope..." Kerby said. Master Hand came down and pulled the squeaky toy out of Kurby's stumpy little arms as Kerby read the book.
"HEY!" Kurby shouted as Master Hand ascended back into the sky.

Kurby jumped up and looked as though he was gonna sprout wings and fly up and try challengeMaster Handto get the squeaky when Kerby pulled him down to the ground. "Hold your gumballs." He said. Kurby looked up at his older brother.
"See, number 9, 'DO NOT Challenge Master Hand to a battle, even if he stole your poor little squeaky toy. Instead, take your rage out on Gannondork, and steal his pretty purple bouncy ball.'" Kerby said, refering to the book.
"Gannondorf has a bouncy ball?" Kurby asked, blinking like an idiot. He shook his head. "Whatever, let's go!" He said, running off, Kerby following behind him.

"ANGRY TRIFORCE OF POWER DUDE ON THE LOOSE!" Shouted Kurby. Down the road came Kurby, carrying the book, and Kerby carrying the purple bouncy ball, with Gannondorf behind them, obviously ready to tear them apart.
"Number 10, 'Run away again, this time from Gannondorf since you stole his pretty purple bouncy ball!'" Kurby called, reading the book as they ran.
"Ya THINK?" Kerby said.

"Number 11, 'Once you've come out of the ER again, go invent a new game: See who can last on the Rainbow Floats the longest!' Sounds fun!" Kurby said, walking out of the ER entrance, with Kerby following, bandages on his head.
"Whatever..." Kerby said.

"I want a rematch! You cheated!" Kurby said, looking at Pichu.
"Prove it!" Pichu said in his high voice.
"Exhibit 1." Kurby said, taking a bunny hood headband off Pichu's head.
-dun dun duuuuhh!-
"Fine..." Pichu said as Kerby watched everything from the stadium stands.
"And put that stupid tape player away!"

"Hah! Hah! I Win!" Kurby rejoiced as he beat Pichu fair and square. He pulled out the book and read it for few seconds before closing the book.
"Ok, since I win, you have to go get my squeaky toy back from Master Hand." Kurby said.

"WHAT?" Pichu asked angrily.
"It's number 13, now go!" Kurby said. Pichu rolled his eyes as if Kurby was crazy(Kerby: Which he most likley is. Kurby: Hey!), then walked off. Kurby floated up to Kerby in the stands.
"You do know what this means, don't you?" Kerby asked when Kurby got up.
"What?" Kurby asked. Kerby took the book and showed him number 14.
"Oh..."

(An hour later)

"Number 14...'Get a job so you can pay for Pichu's medical bill when he comes back from getting your squeaky toy back from Master Hand..'" Kerby said miserably. He and Kurby were at a diner, cleaning dishes, as Pichu stood nearby with a black eye and an ear and leg cast.
"Well, at least I have my squeaky!" Kurby said, picking up his squeaky and hugged it.
Pichu pushed a button on his tape player. "Keep scrubbing!" He said as miserable sounding music played.
"Nyeh..." The Kirby Brothers said in unison.

"Go! Go! Go! Go!"
A chanting crowd stood behind Kurby at a table as Kurby stuffed hotdogs into his mouth, while some kid did the same.
"Number 15, 'Win a hotdog eating contest.'" Kerby said, holding the book open as he watched his brother.

Soon, the kid's face turned green and he fell over, obviosuly too full and unable to eat more. Kurby stuffed one more hotdog into his mouth...and
"Number 15, Done!" Kurby said happily. The people looked at him like he was crazy, then cheered.

Kerby flipped a page. "Wait till he gets to number 16..." He said to himself.

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